Ochocinco Makes Another Smart Life Decision

September 5, 2012 / Posted by:

Because Chad Johnson doesn’t want a day to go by without someone writing the words “Ochocinco is a dumb bitch” on the Internet, the mound of dried shit dingles in his head decided it would be a good idea for him try to win his wife of twenty minutes back by getting her face tattooed on his leg.

Evelyn Lozado filed to legally quit Ochocinco after he punched her in the head with his head. Yeah, so nothing says “I’m sorry for head-butting you” like getting their faced inked into your leg. TMZ says that Ochocinco got the tattoo, which could be fake, sometime this past weekend and it’s his way of professing his love to Evelyn in an effort to get her back. The only thing this is going to get him is a whole lot of shaking heads, because that tattoo is a mess. They made Evelyn look like a True Blood wolf.

Evelyn not only has the imprint of Ochocinco’s forehead on her face, but now she knows her face is imprinted next to his terrifying calf muscle. If that isn’t pure hate, I don’t know what is. With all that being said, the tattoo does sort of represent their relationship: horrifying, fame whorey and completely gross.

via @ochocinco

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