Ochocinco Makes Another Smart Life Decision
Because Chad Johnson doesn't want a day to go by without someone writing the words "Ochocinco is a dumb bitch" on the Internet, the mound of dried shit dingles in his head decided it would be a good idea for him try to win his wife of twenty minutes back by getting her face tattooed on his leg.
Evelyn Lozado filed to legally quit Ochocinco after he punched her in the head with his head. Yeah, so nothing says "I'm sorry for head-butting you" like getting their faced inked into your leg. TMZ says that Ochocinco got the tattoo, which could be fake, sometime this past weekend and it's his way of professing his love to Evelyn in an effort to get her back. The only thing this is going to get him is a whole lot of shaking heads, because that tattoo is a mess. They made Evelyn look like a True Blood wolf.
Evelyn not only has the imprint of Ochocinco's forehead on her face, but now she knows her face is imprinted next to his terrifying calf muscle. If that isn't pure hate, I don't know what is. With all that being said, the tattoo does sort of represent their relationship: horrifying, fame whorey and completely gross.
via @ochocinco
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aww how sweet and romantic, its almost like an adaptation of danielle steel's novel, where the hero beats the crap out of the damsel in distress.
Get your chicken leg out of my face Ocho Dumbass! Only reason he's doing this, is because of everything he lost... if she doesn't steer clear, they'll be bad news again! Smdh
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He has the mind of a four-year-old.
I remember when he was on some hooker show with ten million jump offs trying to jump on him, they were in some lingerie football game and all the the girls had on wear daisy ducks and half shirts, he was lloovviinn' IT.....he seemed like a player to the core, yes, I am deeply ashamed to admit I have seen almost every VH1 sleazy show ever aired...from the black singing brothers, to the TO Show, to Megan wants a Millionaire, to Love of Money...I have seen the arise of Hoopz, and New York, and Foofy Foof, Basketball Wives Miami and L.A., yes I am pathetic, I know, but never saw him marrying, but never saw her either...they were just so ill suited for each other...both fame whores and both players...
LOL!! Douche. Yeah, a calf tat is what makes us swoon. He's got us all figured out. omglmfao
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Well now, any hood rat worth their ghetto (bath)salt will tell you the love is REAL *only* when you put the bitches name on your NECK. Nice try, Chaaaaaaad.
and no offense to anyone - but calf tattoos are just ridiculous on men and women. Just saw Joan Jett two weeks ago - never ever saw so many bad tattoos (75% of which were prominently displayed on calf) and also people with one, two or three teeth total. But then we were in Southern Ohio...go figure. I honest to God didn't know the Mason-Dixon line was approximately in Akron because once you are south of there you'd think you were in Georgia. There is a thick twang down there. Did I mention it was the zucchinifest? yes it was. Should have known what I was getting into.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 2:10pm.
LOL! Hi!!!!
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Hi there Pushy :D
*waves*
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 11:56am.
It'll be funny when she get's that leg in the divorce too!
LOL! Hi!!!!
This is the epitome of what abusers do. Some over the top display of apology or act of "love" in an effort to weaken the abused. Fuck with her mind when she's vulnerable. He's so fucking textbook. The tat is fake. He will be hooked up with a young dumb girl in a minute. Keep running Evelyn.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 12:02pm
You think? I don't see anyone picking him up.
He's got too much baggage and rusty. Then again, if he's cheap enough and a team is desperate for a receiver, I suppose it could happen.
and the award for the dumbest nigga on the planet goes to ........chad "oh no mo' doe" Johnson....really? "you big dummy".....fred sanford voice
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 1:12pm.
LOL Whamo ;)
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Thanks SweetAss, it was an honorable mention at least:)
Dumbass indeed.
LOL@ Sweetas
It does look like he is taking a dump.
Ummm...is he still wearing his MuthaF-ing wedding ring?!?
Submitted by Jeanneee on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 1:13pm.
This is the kind of shit that happens after repeated helmet-to-helmet hits. I give it 8 months before he's walking around in a threadbare bathrobe 24/7 and hoarding old newspapers and Starbucks cups.
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Ahahahahaha! So true!
This is the kind of shit that happens after repeated helmet-to-helmet hits. I give it 8 months before he's walking around in a threadbare bathrobe 24/7 and hoarding old newspapers and Starbucks cups.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
LOL Whamo ;) Congrats on your CT win!!
OT someone needs to photoshop a toilet in there.
LOL Sweetas. What a potty pose.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 12:21pm.
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I remember in high school when I made varsity (bench warmer, end of game garbage player mostly) some of the guys told me this girl was liking me. We met and talked over the phone but nothing came of it since I was kinda shy and she was more socially mature than me.
She moved on to another baller and the thing I discovered was there was a crowd of girls that followed basketball players.
They were fans, some were relationship oriented and liked guys with that body type but most of them played the field, even back then.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Cartman and "Lil' Cupid Me" thinks he should forget her and call Omorosa.
(Did you see that episode this season? Total HIL-arity)
if i wasn't so skeeved out about touching people, i would go into the tat removal business...looks like business is booming...
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At least the tattoo artist got the eyes right, cuz Ev looks possessed.
LOL @ The Thinker...let's guess what he's thinkin'...
"durrrrrrrrrrrrr/crickets"
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Submitted by winniwins on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 12:26pm.
Loving his Rodin's " The Thinker" pose.
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LOL!! that's a goodin :)
Loving his Rodin's " The Thinker" pose. Very circumspect, Ocho.
ahaha!
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
hhahahahahaha
you're unemployed
like she's staying *eye roll*
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 12:05pm.
I despise him so much. And he is so unattractive - like a Velociraptor or some other type of animal I can't pinpoint (turtle?).
velociraptor is perfect. :D
hahahhaha SFRB
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 12:15pm.
what an asshole.
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I know it looks like that, but it's actually his wife's face.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 11:56am.
It'll be funny when she get's that leg in the divorce too!
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LMAO
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 12:04pm.
Enjoy the laser removal!
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Bawahaaaaaa!!!!
So when I was 28, my friends and I knew this guy who was, let's say, well connected. He invited my crew to a basketball game where we got VIP treatment and met some up-n-comer basketball player.
Turns out it was a bunch of ladies on this "excursion". I'm feeling like I'm part of a lineup from which these ball players can choose. Things that make you say hmmm.
Anyway nothing of note happened to us, except some cute pictures, a nice meal, VIP seating and some time on the Jumbotron. However, I remember this one girl there was like a freaking pit bull, trying to get up close to the up-n-comer, all in the guy's Kool Aid. I remember being like, calm down bitch! A baller by any means necessary, huh? Sheesh. :-P
Didn't think anything of it until one of my best friends came over this weekend. Don't know how the subject came up, but she reminded me of that weekend, and that the pitbull girl was Evelyn Lozada.
HA HA HA karma is a biatch!! :D
what an asshole.
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
You know, I was almost starting to feel sorry for this dude after reading his tweets. He sounds like a lonely ass fool who is just looking for attention. Then I realized he's my fucking age and should really be over that shit by now.
Now I just want to headbutt him.
That looks like a wash off verycheap tattoo, he is truly a dumb ass, why marryif you don't want to be loyal, he is fuggy fug to boot, don't like Evelyn but can understand why she won't go back, the fact that he has rubbers bought two weeks into a marriage and then head butts her when confronted mean asshole has no character and anybody that tweets every bladder movement makes me barf, I despise Twatter, it makes all these dumbasses feel that they need to keep us posted on all their stupid ideas, thoughts and actions....ban Twatter for life!!!
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 11:52am.
Evelyn must be positively swooning over this declaration of love!
Um, she most likely is, since they're on the same level of tacky.
oookay....that's not gonna stop you getting taken to the cleaners, pal.
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I despise him so much. And he is so unattractive - like a Velociraptor or some other type of animal I can't pinpoint (turtle?).
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Dumb bitch is dumb. You hit her, then you lost your job...she is so gone. Enjoy the laser removal!
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 11:52am.
How flattering!! Evelyn must be positively swooning over this declaration of love!
Bwha!
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
He was apparently a one-man pussy posse while married (which his wife must have expected before and known during marriage). He's currently unemployed but some struggling team--the Jets?--will pick him up before long.
How I wish my significant other would profess his love by tattooing my face on his leg, or torso, or even a tramp stamp with mah name. That is true love. (vomits)
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
I'm more offended by his leopard print shoes.
I just took a good look and noticed that the tattoo is a side-eye!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ochocinco is a dumb bitch
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
Submitted by sushi on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 11:51am.
I have to say -- I'm kind of enjoying this fucking attention whore go through this public humiliation. Him and Terrell Owens. Remember that dumb ass "T-Ocho Show"?
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Me too, sushi. Ocho-stinko and Me-O are two perfect examples of talented, yet stupid and ultimately self-destructive egomaniacs who don't get that football is a TEAM sport.
Fuck 'em both.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
It'll be funny when she get's that leg in the divorce too!