Wednesday, September 5th 2012

LeAnn Rimes Craps Out Her Feelings To People Magazine Instead Of Her Therapist

LeAnn Rimes is still in some kind of weekday inpatient treatment center to deal with the anxiety she gets from fighting with her Twitter haters, and since she wants privacy during this difficult time, she took her always open mouth to People. Naturally. Yes, LeAnn should be barfing out her emotions to her therapist, but speaking to her therapist in private won't get her name in People magazine! It's all about priorities.

LeAnn tells People (via Radar) basically the same shit that her rep said to People when she checked into that fancy spa of feelings last week. LeAnn's haters always throwing shit balls at her for running her bull dozer vagina over married peen has filled her with so much anxiety that she has to take out her frustrations by getting into a bikini and posing for the paps she called herself. LeAnn put it like this:

"I'm happy and healthy. I just want to be happier and healthier more consistently. I don't want to wake up and not truly be enjoying my life and these amazing things around me.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror, I see a child then I look and see a woman who should be turning 60. I've always taken care of everyone else, and I think I've buried some issues for a long time. I've been built up and torn down, built up and torn down. It's been difficult to tune people out, especially in the last few years. Now, I'm starting to care more about me and not what anyone else thinks."

For someone who has "always taken care of everyone else," bitch talks a whole damn lot about herself. Bitch not only looks a dehydrated, shriveled down, shrunken Stuart Smalley, but she acts like him too. It's all HER HER HER HER HER. No wonder she's always mouth queefing out her feelings to People. Because even her therapist can't take her whining about herself all the time and he gets paid to listen to other people's problems!

And I'm surprised that when LeAnn looks in the mirror, she doesn't see one of Eddie Cibrian's side tricks peeking out of the closet behind her.

Posted by: Michael K


She is so homely! and has AHD...attention hungry disorder

Mani6's picture

Isn't she supposed to be a singer? Go sing.

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Andrei's picture

Ya stupid dumb bitch. How about... lay low a while? You think the editors at People give a fuck? While you shit out your feelings through your talk hole, the editors are making money off that crap.

Gem's picture

That picture -- her face looks HARSH...she needs to try and stay away from the cameras for awhile

TrashyWilma's picture

This is what happens to bored, rich women. Take away the stresses of shelter, food and a job and they have nothing to do but invent problems that done exist. People like Leann and the miserable Real Housewives don't make me envy the jet-setting, laying around lifestyle. In the end, you need a sense of purpose to thrive.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 8:53am.

The Dlisted peeps need to open a fancy feelings spa. Called STFU Reality Resort and Emo Spa where melancholy celebs have to listen to our daily lives of job bullshit, house worries, money woes, family troubles, health issues, and spouse nonsense. FEEL BETTER NOW HONEY? Good, now go PedEgg your feet and shake the results on your salad of misery.

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You forgot the most important attributes of the most vocal peeps: bitter and jealous, angry and entitled, foul-mouthed and hypocritical.

sinjin's picture

What goes around comes around you Fuglyfugfug. What(or who) do you think he's doing while you're away (besides spending your money)?

chinlee3's picture

Did she have failed plastic surgery? Or is that just meth face starting to set in?

M.E.'s picture

Being more concerned over what the public thinks of you rather than just living your life doing what makes you happy and add stressing over your husbands possible wandering peen = mental breakdown.

Leanne need to learn to give no fucks.

She already messed up her face with plastic surgery. Her nose was normal a few years ago but she seemed to have shaved down the bridge causing her eyes to collapse even more. Her nostrils took on the horsey flare that we now can look directly into.
Looking at her photos, her personality seems to either border on an erratic psycho happiness or a bratty self-centerdness. Ive only seen two looks from her lately. After she got Eddie, she started thinking she was hot stuff and her entire demeanor changed from being an ugly as eff duckling to thinking she was a supermodel.

I think she is using this whole retreat, and attacking twitter users as blame for the eventual downfall of her marriage when the real reason is bc of her husbands cheating.
Mark my words! She needs someone to blame it on something other than her own stupidity for marrying a cheater.

rukiddingme's picture

It sounds like she was ready to have a nervous breakdown.

What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.

She just turned 30 right? Oh dear. We are in for some real fuckery when she starts fucking with her face in a year or so. Can you imagine that ugly mug AND the usual plastic surgery these idiot hollywood housewives get? *shudders*

Ophelias evil twin's picture

wow she is a pathetic little creature. When you feel like you have to control everything like where you're man is at and worrying about people not liking you you might as well lay down and die.

*hint hint*

CodeRed's picture

what a fucking ugly pic, kudos MK, as usual. She looks like The Joker.

Submitted by NC-Ladee on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:56am.

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Great points. I couldn't agree more.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 8:53am.
The Dlisted peeps need to open a fancy feelings spa. Called STFU Reality Resort and Emo Spa where melancholy celebs have to listen to our daily lives of job bullshit, house worries, money woes, family troubles, health issues, and spouse nonsense. FEEL BETTER NOW HONEY? Good, now go PedEgg your feet and shake the results on your salad of misery.

LOL this is great.

rukiddingme's picture

Oh LeAnn, if you would have just asked me what you should do, I would have told you to delete your effing Twitter account and saved you thousands of dollars. Stupid b*tch.

What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.

guccilove's picture

"...looks a dehydrated, shriveled down, shrunken Stuart Smalley..."
This gave me life this morning! Thanks MK ;)

TrojanLonghorn's picture

I'm guessing she's at Silver Hill. Their one-week stress program has been used by Mariah Carey, Billy Joel, Catherine Zeta-Jones- and it is not a luxury spa. They advertise it as such, and it has a pool (gross indoor), you can get a massage and do yoga, but that's where the pampering ends. Someone who isn't me looked at every fancy anti-stress place and Silver Hill is supposed to be THE place, plus its one week program is unique, which is why that's my guess.

guest's picture

Starvation diet & dehydration not working out too well huh LR?

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 9:06am.
If I were her, I would be worried about not having any eyes, and that would be about it.

My coffee came out my nose! Thanks a lot! ;)

louise_brooks's picture

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 8:53am.
The Dlisted peeps need to open a fancy feelings spa. Called STFU Reality Resort and Emo Spa where melancholy celebs have to listen to our daily lives of job bullshit, house worries, money woes, family troubles, health issues, and spouse nonsense. FEEL BETTER NOW HONEY? Good, now go PedEgg your feet and shake the results on your salad of misery.

YAAAAAAAAAS!

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 8:53am.

The Dlisted peeps need to open a fancy feelings spa. Called STFU Reality Resort and Emo Spa where melancholy celebs have to listen to our daily lives of job bullshit, house worries, money woes, family troubles, health issues, and spouse nonsense. FEEL BETTER NOW HONEY? Good, now go PedEgg your feet and shake the results on your salad of misery.

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THAT'S PURE POETRY RIGHT THERE!!!

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 8:53am.

The Dlisted peeps need to open a fancy feelings spa. Called STFU Reality Resort and Emo Spa where melancholy celebs have to listen to our daily lives of job bullshit, house worries, money woes, family troubles, health issues, and spouse nonsense. FEEL BETTER NOW HONEY? Good, now go PedEgg your feet and shake the results on your salad of misery.

Submitted by chinchilla on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 6:59am.

......... Talk about delusions of grandwhore.

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You both made my morning!!! lol

The Beaver's picture

Here - let me help you, Leann.

1.) Log off Twatter
2.) Stop calling the paps to photograph your every move. No one gives a shit about you and you only fill slow news days, so we know it's you who call them.
3.) Stop giving interviews b/c no one but your Twatter stalkers give a shit.
4.) Use money not being paid to paps to hire someone to fix your music career and image.

And there you go.

flake's picture

she's gross.

rook's picture

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 9:06am.

If I were her, I would be worried about not having any eyes, and that would be about it.

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Oh dear lord, that resulted in a spray of coffee. Hilarious.

rook's picture

Sad thing is, Leann thinks anyone who criticizes her was hired to do so by Eddie's ex wife. She views herself as blameless.

I'm not going to comment anymore on her bc stories about her whinny- er whining get me riled up for nothing.

If I were her, I would be worried about not having any eyes, and that would be about it.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

The Dlisted peeps need to open a fancy feelings spa. Called STFU Reality Resort and Emo Spa where melancholy celebs have to listen to our daily lives of job bullshit, house worries, money woes, family troubles, health issues, and spouse nonsense. FEEL BETTER NOW HONEY? Good, now go PedEgg your feet and shake the results on your salad of misery.

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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.

She isn't very beautimous( love that made up word!) I suspect Eddie likes her money. When was the last time he had a steady job? Has no one told her to stay off twitter? Just delete the account if people are harassing her. I mean, Duh. As far as the cheating thing goes... They both cheated on their spouses. It's done. They suck. This is past history. Why is this and why are they still in the news? Because its the only "relevant" thing they've done lately? Leann and Eddie need jobs. They have way too much time and money on their hands.

megank's picture

Does she even work anymore?

vsminimoose's picture

Submitted by chippychazoo on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 7:23am.
You don't seek counselling/psycological help if you are as happy as she says she is.

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Agreed. And it's a pretty good rule of thumb that if you have to shout it out to the world 10 times a day....you really aren't that happy.

She's in a rehab facility for getting help but it's just another stunt (as everyone already knows.) You can't get help until you want to get better and her running off to People shows that she has no intention of really getting better. She's still addicted to her image.

Ohhh and im pretty sure it involves her husband.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Every time I see this pile of Cretaceous-era UGLY above a cut and not hidden under a NSFL jump, I'm reminded how much Michael K hates us.

Have you ever smoked really strong bud? The kind that leaves you having a mental strip down of yourself and your life? Then you think "fuck im never doing this shit again!"...then you come out of it and kinda laugh at the fact you just initiated a phychosis most people dont come out of...i just see her as a chick who has obviously run out of crazy time. Maybe she is actually sober now and its freaking her the fuck out. Now she sees what she had ignored during her bekini,getting skinny as fuck, summer of buzz..she saw all the stupid stunts she pulled and her mental strip down began...

You don't seek counselling/psycological help if you are as happy as she says she is.
Looking at her weightloss (that she insists is so healthy) I suspect prescription drugs are involved here. She may have took them for one reason to begin with, now she is addicted to them to keep thin, the attention it brings and the husband. She's in a terrible place mentally because she knows Eddie is as shallow as they come and would not want a fat wife.

I am speculating here of course.

chinchilla's picture

"Now, I'm starting to care more about me and not what anyone else thinks."

She wasn't thinking about anyone else but herself when she chose to cheat on her husband and have an affair with a married man who also had children. This chick needs to open her eyes wider when she looks in said mirror. Talk about delusions of grandwhore.

bridgjones's picture

"For someone who has "always taken care of everyone else," bitch talks a whole damn lot about herself."-MK

^^^^^^^^^^Yup

marinara's picture

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 11:17pm.

Remember, this twat does Google alerts on herself.

*Twat rushes off, types in "LeAnn Rimes ugly, LeAnn Rimes fat, LeAnn Rimes delusional, LeAnn Rimes skank," on Google*

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Hell just type in LeAnn Rimes is ... and see the results!

is a homewrecker
is ugly
is a skank
is married to who

:D

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Submitted by tweak on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:21am.
does anyone see a resemblance to shrek?

Anorexic Shrek lmao

joe shmoe's picture

She needs to spend less time looking in the mirror. Clearly.

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Daniee's picture

She clearly does have issues that are not being addressed, although as someone who truly has managed an anxiety disorder for nearly all of my life, this type of thing is a bit sickening. People magazine? Yes, cause anxiety disorders really cause people to want everybody to hear about what is going on. *major eye roll*.
Hope she is getting some of ongoing help she needs. Self confidence being one. Codependence being second. Compulsion being third. Eating disorder being......well, you get the picture with this armchair psychology.

loopygorilla's picture

how did LeAnne transform from a sweet country girl singer with small boobs to a stick insect with rock melons?

Anita Bidet's picture

i don't hate her but she is seriously fug

Twat Muffin's picture

PHM -- I'm waiting for the National Enquirer story to come out. Supposedly, Eddie has been cheating on her and this is what has sent her totally cray-cray. Like I said earlier, like she didn't know this was going to happen. It was inevitable. She's ugly, vapid & desparate and has nothing more to offer than sloppy, nasty sex and payment of his bills. I've been in the kind of program she's in, Monday through Friday, it's typically done when someone has no substance abuse problems, but I entered the program for severe depression following the death of my mother. All this cunt is whining about is "boo hoo, Eddie's cheating on me, my eye's are squinty, where's my bikini?," bullshit stuff. I have no sympathy whatsoever for her. She's absolutely despicable & revolting. I hope she reads this blog. If she does, hey LeAnn, guess what? Fuck off, you ugly cunt.

Doll-Parts's picture

She can't see Eddie's side-tricks because she can't open her goddamn eyes.

Seriously. Get off the internet. It's pretty easy.

"This world is a whore."

tojo's picture

MeAnn Whines...love it! These comments are cracking me up...and spot on!

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Sweetas's picture

Yes, LeAnn, #winning!! Keep telling yourself that!! Really please, do get better. You're pretty fucked up.

RandéSleepover's picture

She went to Octomom's school of psycho-babble.