Wednesday, September 5th 2012

How Much Does Mama June And Her Beautimous Clan Of Fart Makers Make Per Episode?

American can't resist getting deep into Mama June's "Michelin Man meets Stay Puft" chins and so Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has become one of The Learning Channel's biggest hits. More people watched gnats nom nom at Mama June's Forklift Foot than watched Paul Ryan talk at the Republican National Convention. This obviously means that Mitt Romney chose the wrong running mate and he should've picked Mama June's Forklift Foot instead.

Mama June, Honey Boo Boo Chile, Sugar Bear, Chickadee, Snickerdoodles, Piggypine and Liver Lips McGrowl (or whatever the hell those girls' names are) would probably be happy if TLC paid them with a tub of cheese balls, a season pass to Hometown Buffet and a six-pack of stale cupcakes bought at a food auction, but TLC pays them with money. The Hollywood Reporter says that the entire family makes around $4,000 an episode and that means they make $40,000 for a full season of 10 episodes. But wait, Mama June tells TMZ that The Hollywood Reporter is wrong, because TLC has stuffed a lot more than $40,000 into her chin cleavage. Mama June wouldn't say how much the family gets paid to fart and scratch at their neck fungus, but she says it's a whole lot more than $4,000 per episode.

$40,000 does buy a lot of baby formula (aka Mountain Dew), but when this mess gets renewed, and it will get renewed, I'm sure they'll make a million more coins. Mama June's Forklift Foot deserves to get paid more than scale! So next season, expect to see them riding around on Cadillac four wheelers, eating Cheetos instead of Sam's Choice cheese balls and expect to see a coat of Chanel nail polish on Mama June's gnarly Quasimodotoe.

(Picture via Tumblr)

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SandwichQueen:

"I get home at night and my mother tells me to go ahead and kill myself, and that I'm a stupid cunt."

That tells me a whole lot more about your mom than it says about you. Sorry for your situation. Hang in there.

cricket's picture

These freaks are disgusting. Are they going to cut her fat ass off welfare now that she's earning money,instead of just pushing out ugly inbred kids to collect a paycheck.

justincase's picture

I've spent enough time in rural New Jersey to know that hillbillies don't just live in the American South. I was at home filing yesterday and amused myself by watching six episodes in a row on Watch Series.

They are getting a lucky break because little Alana wants to be a beauty queen. Obviously, we see she isn't suited and that causes friction but what she lacks in beauty she makes up for with personality. Her family seems supportive rather than forceful.

Sorry friends, but I likes 'em!

Twat Muffin's picture

SandwichQueen -- please know that we are always here for you. Believe me, your situation will eventually change. If you can hang in there for a little while longer. I can't even compare my situation to your. I believe my mom had borderline personality disorder, though she never saw a mental health professional. When she was good she was the best mom, but when she was bad, it was bad. She would go into extraordinary rages and take it out on me & my dad. They were horrible. My poor dad, I usually had to side with her in arguments to ensure my survival in that house. Some of the names she called me. And having been with so few men, it really killed me when she called me a whore, that really cut deep. But we care about you here. Please vent with us when you need to; we want to know what's going on. You WILL make it through. Try to ignore her, I know it's hard, but you have fur babies, too, to think of. *HUGS*

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Submitted by SandwichQueen on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 9:39am.
I'm actually in Southern Ontario, Canada.
It sucks because I have a lot of Facebook friends that tell me I could stay with them, but they live really far away, in Texas, Tennessee, etc. I do appreciate the offers though, they mean a lot to me.

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That sucks. Though I am sure it would be nirvana to put an entire continent between you and your toxic parent. I don't see my sister any more either, for much the same toxicity reasons.

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I'm actually in Southern Ontario, Canada.
It sucks because I have a lot of Facebook friends that tell me I could stay with them, but they live really far away, in Texas, Tennessee, etc. I do appreciate the offers though, they mean a lot to me.

deltablues2's picture

In the Future Please Refer to Mama June by her Christian name "Forklift Freida".

loopygorilla's picture

$4,000 an epi is not much in the scheme of things considering the jersey shore people were getting like $100,000 an epi.

i hope they demand a pay rise.

literarylioness's picture

I seriously got to go redneck. I don't think TLC wants to follow around two academics who leave their kids with my mother all the time.

Maybe the mother can get that foot checked out at the local clinic. It would be a rousing episode for TLC.

veryoldbat's picture

Sandwitch Queen ? Are you still on?

My issues now have issues.. So take a number.

Twat Muffin's picture

SandwichQueen -- do you live near Chicago? I'm going to be moving after the first of the year, but I'm in the suburbs of the city, but if you're in this area, you'd be more than welcome to stay with me if you needed to (after I move). I hate what that woman is doing to you. How dare she. Has she ever not drank/drunk (what's the word)?

PrettyHateMachine's picture

I can't with these people.

Jeanneee's picture

Submitted by SandwichQueen on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 10:06pm.
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Jesus. Sounds like your psycho bitch mom needs to take some parenting lessons from Mama June.

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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11

I have an honours BA, I'm doing grad work now, I have a job, and I volunteer. I get home at night and my mother tells me to go ahead and kill myself, and that I'm a stupid cunt. AND THIS FAMILY IS MAKING MORE MONEY THAN I AM! Are you freaking kidding me? There is no God!

Jeanneee's picture

I'm poor, fat (baby weight) and not married to my baby's daddy. Shit, I even live in Georgia. Where's MY reality show? I'd do it for way less than 4 grand an ep too. Call me!

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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11

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Submitted by CashewTime on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 8:20pm.
Jesus what's with all the mugraneuse's stating the obvious hate? It is classism and mockery that is making this show happen.

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I think it's more that people will lap up anything that involves people making fools of themselves on TV. Reality TV *is* exploitation, and there are shows making fun of everyone and everything, across all races, classes, and genders. Honey Boo Boo and her fam are honestly some of the LEAST offensive reality show ppl on TV; they're all pretty nice, and Mama June seems like she genuinely cares about her kids. That's more than you can say for the wacked-out meth heads on Intervention or abusive Amber and Janelle from Teen Mom, and DEFINITELY more than you can say for the vapid Mob Wives.

As for Migraineuse, that's her shtick. MK could post something about Tommy Girl and John Travolta's being caught on camera in a hotel room, and it would somehow turn into a tirade about how women are oppressed by the evil white male patriarchy and/or rape culture. It's tiresome. How do we know Mama June was coerced into this because she didn't have any other options? She was originally made famous by Toddlers and Tiaras, so she's no stranger to the spotlight. She's redneck and proud of it, and you can bet she's gonna milk this cash cow until it runs dry.

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julianna63's picture

I've read that Mama the Hutt gets welfare for herself and the kids, and that's why she won't marry any of the fathers. She will lose her cash aid.

But if she gets cash aid, surely she is eligible for medicaid. That's how it is in California, I can't see Georgia being much different.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 5:00pm.
June has the classic symptoms of Hashimoto's thyroiditis.
Symptoms include swelling around the face, neck and extremities, and weight gain. Untreated, it can lead to heart failure.

She'd surely have had access to competent medical care throughout the years if she weren't poor, though. So, yeah, everything is totally her fault.
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I agree with you, Migraine...This bitch ain't right physically. That's fuckin' clear, whether it's her fault or not. I mean, hey, one can speculate she's using TLC as some health insurance to get her shit checked and hell, I hope that's the case...but I gotta say do I REALLY think that? No, I think she will white trash that money away and die prematurely and unnecissarily of heart disease or diabetes. I'd love to be wrong and I'd welcome a smack in the ass from you if I am wrong (or just as a Dlisted greeting...)...but let's ger real, I'm not wrong.

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 7:02pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 5:58pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 5:55pm.

LOL. Make sure if you go on a date w/Migraineuse, you ask her if she is on the rag.
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LMAO, I'm sure three or four days each month she's not.

I can just imagine what PMS week is like in the Migraine house.

if we had sex at least she'd have a reason to be so miserable:P

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ROFLMAO.

I think it was Purple Rain where Prince said "You can tell when Wendy is on the rag, because those are the 5 days of the month she is nice" or something to that effect.

HellaciousB's picture

I will NEVER get tired of you ginking on this smelly slob. It sends me into fits of laughter. Every time.

WithinReason...'s picture

Always Whamo! The weekend approaches, can't wait. How did your bite turn out? Was it vampire? Did you lose the arm? Everyone on here was asking btw hehehe

OnT: Yes, MK totally Fart face here!

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Whamo's picture

Reason......just the usual snarky silliness a day on the D brings. Some of these Horz have been bringing their A game today so it's been fun.

Bunny Rabbit's picture

I swear to God there is some grand conspiracy to dumb down America. The kind of crap that passes for TV/media and the huge amount of cash that is thrown at undeserving messes (Kartrashians, Jersey Shore, even Mama June) signals a civilization in FAST decline.

Jesus what's with all the mugraneuse's stating the obvious hate? It is classism and mockery that is making this show happen. And these ppl, as delusional as they are, are a victim of circumstances that keep them from acquiring an education or proper knowledge about health. But Mugraneuse, you have to acknowledge that this mother does not have her priorities straight. On the other hand, pageants might seem like an only chance at some income or a way out for her. But I highly doubt shell spend the money to better the family with a proper education for the kid at least. But I do expect that she'll fix her looks with more money rolling in.

I'm jealous of the cohesion of this family. No joke. I reek of self-loathing.

WithinReason...'s picture

Hey Whamo, I was being cheeky! I seen 'em! lol What *good* mischief have you been up to today Wham?

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Whamo's picture

Reason....on my BB so this might not work:)

http://m.youtube.com/watch?gl=CA&hl=en&client=mv-rim&v=FmcsBa27jug

Hey wait a minute I just saw you threw boy dolls in so I'm thinking you're goofing on me :P

Whamo's picture

Reason, haven't you seen those tall crazy doll things they blow up with air in front of a company to get your attention?

WithinReason...'s picture

How you doing Whamo? hahaha What's this about inflatable boy dolls? lol How you been Wham? *waves wildly back* ☺☺☺

OnT: why is this woman making that face???!!!!

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Whamo's picture

HI REASON:)

*waves madly like those crazy inflatable guys off the highway*

WithinReason...'s picture

Is that how much the Honey Boo Boo's make? yikes even reality tv "personalities" make $! LOL at your version of all their names MK! They are your version, right? hahah I am convinced this lady is on something, she looks permanently drank!

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CoconutCoochie's picture

All I can think of whenever I see this mess of a family is of the amount of garbage they must produce per week and how there's no chance in hell these people recycle.
What am I taking about? They probably don't know that there's such a thing as recycling.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by julianna63 on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 6:59pm.
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Lol, you're a sweetheart:D

Whamo's picture

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 5:58pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 5:55pm.

LOL. Make sure if you go on a date w/Migraineuse, you ask her if she is on the rag.
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LMAO, I'm sure three or four days each month she's not.

I can just imagine what PMS week is like in the Migraine house.

if we had sex at least she'd have a reason to be so miserable:P

Hekki's picture

Honest to god, she looks just like an angry sow in that photo.

julianna63's picture

Whamo, I love you. : D

hotANDshallow's picture

Ew. Gross. If I had a dick, I would fuck you so hard.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Migraineuse, this tool spend 1000's of bucks to make her ugly daughter happen. She could have invested into a drs visit to have her fat neck checked out. But in your world women arent responsible for shit. you are fucking delusional.

Cannot stop laughing at that banner pic.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 5:50pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 5:30pm.

The cause of any of this pig's health issues goes straight to her fat fucking endless eating.

A criminal with 4?? Baby daddy's.

Excellent subject for kids to look up to.

*slams door*
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Damn right. I cannot believe there are people defending it. Are you kidding me? Fucking dumbing down of the U.S.. While good parents are trying to teach their kids science, math and language skills, dumbasses sit around the television laughing at the modern day circus of people who don't give a fuck to better themselves and praise them. Meanwhile, there's some college kid on the brink of a major discovery somewhere yet no one gives a fuck about that.

Thank you EvilShoe-
Yes these people are pathetic and more pathetic are the ones defending them!!! I have zero respect for mama June and her clan. People like her are so disgusting.

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FreakGeek's picture

June said on one of the episodes that one of her kid's dads wasn't "in the picture"...don't remember which daughter it was in reference to. Wonder if any of the other dads pay any child support, or are involved with the kids. It's not really fair for Sugar Bear aka Alana's dad to support the whole damn family if June has baby daddies that can help support those kids.

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Submitted by kathleenvh on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 4:24pm.
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Lol:) hey Kath, I'm glad you're getting a kick out of my silliness today:D

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 5:55pm.

LOL. Make sure if you go on a date w/Migraineuse, you ask her if she is on the rag.

I still cannot get over the fact that June the Hut is 33. And it is not because she's fat. I work with people her size and 10 or 20 years older who look way the hell better than this bitch. Like someone said in another thread, she's got four different father, 4 kids. 4 fucking dudes rocked it with this bitch at least once. I almost want to give her a fucking medal, and it certainly does prove that their really is someone for everyone. Even if we are talking about a drunken night in a trailer park.

But I will say, if they are only getting 4 grand an episode they are being ripped off.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 5:38pm.

Ooooooooo, I'm telling IF AND Dog! Fickle lothario that you are!
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Hey come on now, in my defense that was my conjoined twin brother taking, we do have two sets of nuts so I looked him straight in his eye and told him " hey it's your funeral".....hmmm wait a minute

rook's picture

I'm sorry but cheese balls are way better than Cheetos.

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 5:30pm.

The cause of any of this pig's health issues goes straight to her fat fucking endless eating.

A criminal with 4?? Baby daddy's.

Excellent subject for kids to look up to.

*slams door*
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Damn right. I cannot believe there are people defending it. Are you kidding me? Fucking dumbing down of the U.S.. While good parents are trying to teach their kids science, math and language skills, dumbasses sit around the television laughing at the modern day circus of people who don't give a fuck to better themselves and praise them. Meanwhile, there's some college kid on the brink of a major discovery somewhere yet no one gives a fuck about that.

Das ist ein Dreck's picture

Every moron who watches these shows needs to die a slow and excruciating death. For the good of mankind.

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