Chestica's Chichis Kept Her From Jogging

@gustakesthecake, great job on the weight loss!!! That must have taken a lot of drive, congrats.

Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 4:09pm.

I saw a woman the other day on the subway with giant breasts pushed way up by her bra...which apparently was less than demi cup because I literally saw her areolas (what's the point of a shirt that has that deep a scoop neck anyway?!!). It was disturbing. Of course she thought she looked hot as hell.
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Submitted by Clio on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 6:42pm

Was it by any chance an uptown 3 in the evening? If not, this woman was displaying more breast than I've ever seen, and practically cradling the damn things. And of course she looked smug.

hahahaha I saw her in the early afternoon going downtown on the 4, but it would be hilarious if you saw her later that evening on the 3! HAHAHAHA yes, she was definitely cradling them, it was absurd!

Jessica's fun bags must weight a lot.

poor girl, i dont think there is a bra out there to hold the girls up.

her husband can probably bench press them.

I hear ya, Esteem, who would? :)

I am glad you saw that I responded. I agree, this is a great community. Yeesh, I have spent more than 5 years of my life here! That to me, is mindblowing...

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awww poor jessica lol

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:30am.

Thank you PSL, sincerely. I love this community, and never want to grouped with persons like that, even through a misunderstanding.

I had some problems with a creep from work and needed to change every name I posted under, as he was following me everywhere, so I didn't leave it posted long after I told a couple of people who I was.

Have a great night! ;-)

I just looked at candids of her on ONTD. She is still FAT. she looks like she lost about 15 lbs. Considering how big she was, it is not much of a loss.

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Her ex just crushed the Giants (and he's happily married to a hot wife, with a kid). Her fiancé (italics mine) watched the game on TV.

I'm 5'5" and weighed 186 when I went in to deliver my third child. And she looked even bigger than me. I know everyone carries weight differently, but I wouldn't be surprised if she got to 200 pounds or more at her heaviest. I lost weight and got too thin (down to 127). Now I'm at 150 and a size 10 and feel great. But it took about a year to lose all of that weight.

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Submitted by Esteem on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 10:05pm.

It's a lot, about 2k-2.5k a day for most women, and if your calories drop too quickly, the fat can release toxins that can get into the breast milk.
You also have to eat the right foods or your milk will deplete quickly.
For an exhausted normal mom, working, eating right and exercising AND breastfeeding is not easy. With the lifestyles we live now, breastfeeding is a real commitment.

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Submitted by Esteem on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 10:05pm.
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Taking meds to dry up the milk? Say what? Well they are big boobies, if she can keep them secure, that'd make running easier! Not sure if she's into running though. ;)

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Esteem, I didn't see when you posted that you were spider3tattoo. And I have been gone all day, which is why I am answering now.

it caught some our eyes that this very new poster was up close and personal with everyone. It is usually "her" M.O.

ask anyone who has been here forever. It had nothing to do with trolling Hekki.

My apologies.

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The last picture of Jessica Simpson I've seen is her getting out of the car to go to the gym and she was HUGE. Well over 200 pounds. After we see her fat ass going to the gym a few times she disappears. I'm sure it's so no one can see her weight-loss progress, and NOT because she was having any weight loss procedures done. Jessica has struggled with her weight forever, she knows how long it takes to lose weight and how hard it is. She's not going to pork out that bad unless she knew she had an easy out. Bullshit on her not knowing it wouldn't melt right off.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 9:38pm.

Hmm, I'm thinking she's probably taking meds to dry her milk up by now - thought I read somewhere that nursing mothers needed to maintain a certain caloric input to produce good milk (so no diet?) - maybe a mom that's nursed could chime in on that.

I took her "everyday woman" as an "I'm not a supermodel, I've always struggled with my weight."

And she has.

I'd rather hear about someone's real struggles than someone so self-absorbed that they work out 6 hours a day with a newborn around.

Well, i wouldn't run if I were Chestica but just because she is carrying extra milk. Just hope this is all being done slowly and healthfully. She's probably preparing for the big reveal for maximum effect.... maybe WW did spend the money wisely. lol

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If she does manage to lose that 100 pounds she gained then she will have bought herself a lap band just like J -HUD did what a bunch of fuckin' liars !! WW Jenny Craig nutrisystem the weightloss industry is a multi billion dollar busine$$ FFS they're not fooling anyone. We all know it. Come on , and anyone notice how smug that heifer jhud is now that she's had her operation ? Yup smuggggggg as fuck !!!

"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza

THIS - COSIGN.

"I'm just your everyday woman..." Heffa, shut your mouth on a loaf of Weight Watchers banana bread, because you ain't an everyday woman. As far as I know, everyday women aren't paid millions of dollars to lose weight and don't have an unemployed husband who can take care of the baby while she walks in place as her private chef makes her lunch. Bitch can call herself an average woman when I see her doing crunches in her cubicle before eating a lunch of broccoli slop that she tried to steam in the break room microwave."

Thank you for this!!

Everything edible that went into that pie-hole ended up in every corner of this bitch. She was eating for three or four, the nasty sow. Also, huge groobies are no excuse for not being able to run. They make sports bras for this exact reason. Lactating is another issue but size, no. The Biggest Loser contestants, who are seriously in need of good sports bras, move like a tornado and their bewbs looks like puppies fighting under a blanket. ALL YOU NEED IS GOOD SUPPORT.

Damn excuse-making big-titted frog! I hate this bitch.

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Thanks for saying that MK. I am tired of these entitled heffers.

Jessica is such a princess nobody will put up with that shit for long.

I'm 5'3 and 170 and I don't look the way she did when she was prego... I know people carry their weight differently and all but I think she weighed more than that. I'm in the camp that says she should just lose the chunk and shut up about it. Pull a Kate Hudson and work out 6 hours a day since you famous people actually have the time for that shit.

Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 7:22pm.
Yes, you did tell on him and for that I'd like to thank you!

Whamo, I have sources - just to let you know.
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Oh I'm well aware of that my dear lol! To my defense I was merely making an observation. I mean you KNOW I know you're pretty and all I was just complimenting a pretty girl. Now, I didn't say prettier cause that's just not possible know that too!:D

*side eyes a giggling Esteem* :P

"Bitch can call herself an average woman when I see her doing crunches in her cubicle before eating a lunch of broccoli slop that she tried to steam in the break room microwave."
Hahahahahahahahaha. So funny, yet so sadly true.

Yes, you did tell on him and for that I'd like to thank you!

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Fuck Running.

*covers the girls' ears so they can't even HEAR the word*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 7:14pm.

ROFL. You better scroll further back and do some groveling - like massive amounts. I told on you...inadvertently. ;-)

Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 3:27pm.

Oh my God, I'm not some crazy astronaut going cross country!
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Lol!!! Hello my Irish stalker girl.

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If she was 170 pounds as she claims, then I'm Snow White. Come on. She was well over 200!! I've lost 127 pounds coming down from 273, I'm 4 feet eleven inches tall and still not at my goal.
As others have said here - why on earth did Weight Watchers pick her? Come to think of it, whatever happened to Carrie Fisher and whatever weight loss program she was promoting?

If she didn't realize the weight didn't all come off with the baby, then I guess she didn't realize that Weight Watchers was a diet program. NEXT

She did not say this shit. Refuse to believe the mess that comes out of her mouth hole. "though all of it was baby" ??? Holy shit wow.

*continues crunching flask under desk; already had someone else' break-room nuked veggie burger earlier; leaves housed mini-snickers bag in thread; it belongs to the loud, rude fat bitch two rows down, she deserves it don't judge

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Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 4:09pm.

I saw a woman the other day on the subway with giant breasts pushed way up by her bra...which apparently was less than demi cup because I literally saw her areolas (what's the point of a shirt that has that deep a scoop neck anyway?!!). It was disturbing. Of course she thought she looked hot as hell.
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Was it by any chance an uptown 3 in the evening? If not, this woman was displaying more breast than I've ever seen, and practically cradling the damn things. And of course she looked smug.

Yeah, I'm 5'4. At one point in my life I weighed 200 - took me almost a year to get back to 150. Chestica had to be well over 200 by the end of that pregnancy. I'm sure she's down to 180 or so now, but she's supposed to go on some morning show on 9/10 to brag about her weight loss. With the industrial strength Spanx & starving herself a couple days before, maybe she can squeak by with claiming she's 160 or so. But my guess is she can't be less than 180 right now.

*sticks face in between boobs* *makes farty noises* Her back must be killing her.

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Aww, Jack - so sweet! You know I was kidding though!

And LouiseBrooks, you hush that sort of talk right now! All ladies are beautiful in some way, if not many.

I used to love to run, until I had children. For whatever reason, it just never felt good again.

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I don't like to run cuz I don't want to break my clavicles so I don't blame her. Still, she got paid millions and should lose the weight!

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Bleeeeeeeeeeeeech. She makes me dry heave. And just who is she trying to kid here? Even when her udders were at their smallest, she never jogged except up to various take-out windows.

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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 3:04pm.
Oh Whamo, this I know. That's why I can't put a pic of me up. You'd go wild! ;)

Umm...yeah..me too.

*shiftily looks around room*
*sobs while looking for a paper bag to cover my fugliness*

I do feel her pain about running, though. I was a D cup before I got knocked up, and ran half marathons. Now I'm a DDD and my chichis—magnificent as they may be—hurt too much to run, even when I wear two sports bras. I've replaced running with spinning. I can only imagine how massive my breasts will be when the kid gets here and I start breastfeeding. I'mma look like Christina Hendricks! (One can dream ...)

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Devil's advocate.

I try so hard to support her, but DAMN she is dumb!

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I don't think she's nearly as stupid as she pretends to be. With that said, she ate non-stop, so what was she expecting?

FWIW, I was one of those lucky women who looked pretty much like my old self in a month. Hell, I was back in my size 4 jeans in 10 days and I did not starve myself or go on a diet. My mother was the opposite, though. Everyone is different.

Eddie Van Halen on a diet? That is an oxymoron.

Submitted by Rocket on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 3:24pm.

Many overweight women attend Weightwatchers meetings that barely can afford to pay the fees. This untalented bitch gets paid millions to lose her weight - I would like to see WW go back to using non-famous women to pitch their company.
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see this is what pisses me off. fucking jennifer hudson singing her stupid annoying song and talking about losing weight and feeling great. notice bitch doesn't say how much weight she's lost? because she didnt! she maintains the weight after having her surgery! so im sick of all the fucking lies by them. if they were more down to earth about shit more people would jump on board.

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I knew you'd have this story, Michael K! Thank you!!!

This fat bitch needs to stop the nonsense.
First off, she gained MORE than the 170lbs she's claiming.
She's already trying to work around the agreement with WW so she doesn't lose out on the $4.3 millions she got from them (wasted money if you ask me).

Also, she ain't getting married. That guy ain't marrying her. Trust me.

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@MissJaneTexas...good point, ewwww hahahaha

Submitted by tinyhands on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 3:35pm.

Just a little cleavage is sexy, not your whole rack out there. Why not just put pasties on your pepperoni nipples???

I saw a woman the other day on the subway with giant breasts pushed way up by her bra...which apparently was less than demi cup because I literally saw her areolas (what's the point of a shirt that has that deep a scoop neck anyway?!!). It was disturbing. Of course she thought she looked hot as hell.

Stories like this reaffirm my goal of living as a crazy cat lady and never birthing out another human being. Gross.

Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 2:44pm.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 2:38pm.

Id rather walk 10 miles than run for 1. Not love or money could get me running!

I hear ya Cokey. Hate running. But I walk 4.5 miles every day.

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I used to LOVE running. I miss it dearly. I was in cross country in high school and I was on the rowing team in college.

Needless to say, when I hit about 21, my knees were SHOT. My kneecaps are BAD - I have chondromalacia...a thinning of the cartilage in the knee. Many folks will run, and nothing will occur. For many of us, especially women, injuries are a major thing. I also got a great gift called neuromas (in my feet). Several surgeries later, I am STILL trying to get the pain down to a dull roar.