The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 4th!
September 5, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K
Lindsay to Judge: “Your Honor I SWEAR – its a group of pink Gnome-Gremlins who sabotage every car I’m in, steal jewelry/furs, hide my passports, draw F-U on my nails when I sleep, and plant drugs and booze on me…it’s been them this WHOLE time.”
Judge: “Come on, Ms. Lohan…this your worst excuse yet!”
Gnomes: “Let this “Ruining Lindsay’s Life” Party begin!” – MissS
Runners-up:
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. Every time a Duggar is born, a devil gets a horn. – TexnDoc
Tommy Girl is so organized even his sperm has to be in the right order before he cums. – Whamo
via Poorly Dressed
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