BREAKING: Blahna Del Rey Dyed The Ginge Out Of Her Hair
When a trick spends an entire night with Lindsay Lohan at Chateau Marmont, the first thing she does in the morning is pull her valuables out of Kleptohan's booty bag of a cooch. The next she does is wash away Lindsay Lohan's stank with alcohol-based hair dye. That's obviously the reason for why Lana Del Taco dyed her usually red locks a shitty shade of MEH and showed it off at last night's GQ Men of the Year Awards in London. I've seen painted up corpses lying in coffins that give more expressive facial expressions than Lana does, but at least the ginger hair made her look like she belonged on Team The Living if we ever got into a humans vs. zombies war. But now, she looks like cold death on ludes.
If you're ever out of Ambien, and for some reason Lana Del Rey and Kristen Stewart are in the room with you, just ask them to take turns giving each other really sad news using only their facial expressions. Watching those two miserables bitches try to out-Emo each other will put you out faster than watching paint dry on a Kate Bosworth cardboard cutout.
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She really looks amazing, I love this girl, everything about her. I would have preferred though the ginge back in her hair, she looked more unique that way. She must be using some kind of HairEnergizer or something coz her hair looks so alive.
How does she breathe out of that teeny tiny little doll nose?
She dyed over the red out of respect to Phoebe Price after stealing her look.
M U C H nicer than ugly red hair.
Even Better:
Lana, go exotic like the gorgeous Dita Von Teese and dye the hair raven black.
~Don't listen to haters about your lovely fair complexion & dark hair contrast, this is what sets you apart from the common bitches.~
Ditch the yellow based Red lipstick and opt for Blue Based Red lipstick - MAC Cosmetics "Russian Red" is perfect. Then get more pics taken again, Wear dark royal purple or emerald green and black - bet you will look amazing.
This trick looks SO bored with life! She still around? ugh
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It looks like she has eased up on the lip filler (either that or the red lipstick makes her lips appear smaller). She's had a lot of work done for such a young woman. But that's Hollyweird for ya!
I know a lot of people bag her singing (live) but I LOVE her cd. She may not be great live but her songs are beautiful. I hope she works on her vocals and becomes a better performer onstage. For some reason I just can't hate on her.
Blue jeans, white shirt...
Aaaaaand stopped injecting her lips.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Kstew and Lama would sit just sit there having a staring contest until they both fell asleep.
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Does Wiktionary use photos? Cause i'ma gonna put this on the page where they explain the word "bland".
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Do you want a banana?
No i don't wanna
When I see a closeup of her face, her eyes act as a natural sedative. I'm totally serious, I'm looking at that header photo again when I'm ready to go to sleep which is now because I've already seen it.
Is she going to a Halloween costume party half-heartedly dressed as Sean Young's character from Blade Runner?
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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.
"Born to Die"? So why don't you, Lizzie Grant? I'm waiting...
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Proof that the songs aren't the issue, the interpretation is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sexPTYJ4fbo
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"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." — Douglas Adams
Nobody can listen to her for more than 5 fucking minutes, she's not much to look at so why is she here? Oh I forgot nepotism.
I saw her on SNL and thank God never heard her again, she is duller than dirt with moderate to no talent....I am confused why is she famous?? Did she do a sex tape, cause I have seen her in nothing but that God awful SNL episode, and she seems everywhere with that stoned look on her...
she's so boringgggggzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
go back to red hun, this isn't working.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
I see she suffers from the same wonk eye affliction as Shannen Doherty.
Condolences.
GAH! This chick is a colorblind, technicolor yawn.
*She's a boring puke.
She looks lifeless. She emanates zero energy or vitality. Very boring.
She looks like she's suffered from severe electroshock torture or some shit. Her eyes are so fucking vacant. She looks dead inside - the lights are on but there's nobody home.
Pretty girl, but let's not try to make this happen. It's like a hybrid of Taylor Swift and Katy Perry on quaaludes.
@ SANS FARDS
I gave her a listen recently, and only found two songs that I kind of like, if I had no other choice: Pawnshop Blues and Born to Die. They got really tedious after a few listens, though.
She's annoying as hell, but I do like her dress. Kind of a Downton Abbey vibe going on...
She used to do meth, apparently. Clearly she's found something smoother.
pills, pills, pills, pills!
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She looks speshul....as in short bus speshul.
She is SO fucked up on Xanax or Valium here.
She doesn't even do exciting drugs.
Looks dead in the eyes.
Why does she always look so sour and melancholy. She reminds me of the old SCTV skit where Andrea Martin played Connie Francis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR4Kk5RT_Kg
Granted Connie had cause to be depressed. Lana/Lizzie had a good "first" CD, global success outside of the U.S. (she's a bonafide megastar in Europe and Australia), she's up for possible Grammy noms in 2013 and, yes, has daddy's ca$h. So what if she stunk up the "SNL" stage. She needs to avoid the ChateauLohanGaga associations and move on.
She's all mopey!!
I saw her perform on SNL...she was AWFUL.
At first, I thought maybe it was a joke or some kind of strange alternative performance band. Then, I realized she was serious. That is where I proceeded to cackle like a hyena - what a horrible, talentless, waxy, and lifeless woman.
I just love this, MK!:
"But now, she looks like cold death on ludes".
Isn't that the truth?!?
God, she's annoying.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
She must share a cosmetic surgeon with Megan Fox.
"Watching those two miserables bitches try to out-Emo each other will put you out faster than watching paint dry on a Kate Bosworth cardboard cutout."
LMAO, that's GOLD right there.
I do not think she is very pretty, and she annoys the living fuck out of me.
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
She DOES have Huckleberry Hound eyes! LMAO!
As I am reminded that it would have been Freddie Mercury's birthday today, it makes my disgust for this packaged fraud even deeper.
She can't sing.
And she could use some stool softener.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I've never heard a Lana Del Rey song.
really!
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
If she's the one writing her songs, then she is a "good" songwriter. Otherwise her existence is pointless because the songs suck.
And her face is a disaster zone.
But how the hell does someone get the cover of Vogue before her debut album is released, and a Mulberry handbag named after her shortly afterwards? Oh yeah, rich daddy and contacts, while claiming she's poor and lives in a trailer. She has been marketed like an Apple product - aggressively, to cover for the lack of substance. Flash in the pan.
If her music career fizzles out, she could be a spokesmodel for Ambien.
*passes out on floor*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wha?! Oh. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 11:20am.
She'd make a good lounge singer in a David Lynch movie.
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Only if she's a mime at Club Silencio behind a thick velvet curtain.
So why is she constantly being "promoted" as the next big star? No talent, no personality and totally bleh. Loved the Huckleberry Hound comment.
@Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 11:19am
I actually like some of her music. There. I said it. So I think she has some talent. But you're spot on about her lacking hunger.
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My problem with her is that she was marketed as a chanteuse, but she can't pull it off. She is horrible "live". Even with her band being fantastic at playing to her strengths she still isn't able to get it done onstage. The viral campaign was excellent, even if it did ripoff iamamiwhoami a bit. Lana doesn't have the skills to live up to the hype of being the "skinny version of Adele".
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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A face ripe for punching. Never heard her sing, that I know of. She's got Huckleberry Hound eyes. Sorry Huckleberry Hound.
OK, so I had to youtube her as I've never heard her before. She is coma-inducing. Jesus, woman--- CHEER UP!
She always looks bored and stoned. I know those are the qualities I look for in a performer.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Judy or Liza she ain't. This one looks like she has a stick the size of the Seattle Needle up her ass.
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 11:13am.
No matter how many reboots they do with this chick she will not happen because she doesn't have a milligram of what it takes. She has never been hungry for anything. Most famewhorish tricks with no talent will make an effort. This one just assumes that everyone is into her because she exists so she doesn't have to try.
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I actually like some of her music. There. I said it. So I think she has some talent. But you're spot on about her lacking hunger.
I lost all patience with her because of her reaction to internet criticism. All of a sudden, she was doing tearful interviews about the cyber "bullying" "campaign" against her, and how strong she was to stand up against the jelly haterz.
Uh, no. People were criticising her performances because her performances sucked. They disliked her persona and, considering her reaction to anything other than fawning, their instincts were right.
That's not bullying. That's feedback. The most successful performers take that and use it to make themselves better. They don't whine because some anonymous people on the internet disliked them.
Her mettle was tested. She failed.
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 11:13am.
No matter how many reboots they do with this chick she will not happen because she doesn't have a milligram of what it takes. She has never been hungry for anything. Most famewhorish tricks with no talent will make an effort. This one just assumes that everyone is into her because she exists so she doesn't have to try.
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Plus, any chance she might have had, was killed with those dreadful SNL performances.
No matter how many reboots they do with this chick she will not happen because she doesn't have a milligram of what it takes. She has never been hungry for anything. Most famewhorish tricks with no talent will make an effort. This one just assumes that everyone is into her because she exists so she doesn't have to try.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
Demi Lavato is blonde now.
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