This is about a couple — Mr and Mrs Celebrity. Very famous. Rather wealthy. Sprinkled with stardust. Theirs is a long and enduring marriage. But when they met there was one major obstacle: Mr Celebrity was married. However, the wife-in-waiting was impatient and very keen to become Mrs Celebrity.
Somehow, just by chance, the inconvenient first wife came across some rather interesting pictures. This all happened a long time ago, but folks back home spread it around that Mr Celebrity and the wife-in-waiting had made sure that the first wife had graphic evidence of their relationship, thus precipitating a divorce. And so Mr & Mrs Celebrity married and lived happily ever after. (The Morton Report via Blind Gossip)
Steven Spielberg, Kate Capshaw and Amy Irving?
I could’ve gone through the rest of my life without knowing that pictures of Spielberg using an E.T. finger dildo on Kate Capshaw exist.
This actress has been keeping a really low profile this summer. That’s because she is recovering from a face lift. While we are not shocked that a Hollywood actress is getting plastic surgery, we are a bit surprised that this actress is getting her first lift done at such a young age. We haven’t seen her yet, but we hear that the work was “pretty extensive”, that she looks “different” but “not bad”, and that her husband “approves”.(Blind Gossip)
Katherine Heigl? And hopefully they pulled her face so tight that she can’t open her mouth. (“But Michael, don’t most of her verbal shit nuggets come out of her ass?” – You “Good point.” – Me)
Unless Xtina is smoking beer battered and deep fried crack rocks, this isn’t her. The fat crackhead is a myth. My guess is Jessie J? She’s on The X-Factor UK and “she’s on crack” is a reasonable explanation for why her music sounds like that.
This is a complicated one, but a good one. It involves an A list movie actor who got his sometime mistress pregnant. The mistress is an actress too. She was in a relationship with a man who was totally head over heels and let our actress run all over him. She would do what she wanted, when she wanted and did it often. Our actor had to be a bit more discreet. His face is much more widely known than that of the mistress. She is known too, but not like the actor. Anyway, the mistress and her man never really had sex much so it came as a shock to many when she announced she was pregnant. She had never been shy about talking about the lack of sex. Turns out the child is actually the child of the A list actor. The two managed to keep it fairly quiet but as the looks became more obvious, the couple had to do something so what they managed to do was deflect all attention from the child for fear it would ruin the career of the A list actor. The child is never seen in public. Even though the mistress and her man are no longer together, the child continues to live with the man until such time as the child can be shipped to boarding school. The fact that all three of the people know and are willing to keep it quiet is amazing. There is a fourth person who knows and had to be paid off with a lot of money to keep her quiet and she also went on a nice year long vacation. You never see her anymore in public. (CDAN)
When all else fails, just play it safe and guess Rip Taylor and Betty White?
This female celebrity on Dancing With The Stars has been hitting on a dancer from day one. He keeps turning her down. She asked him why and he said it was because she was not famous enough or make enough money for him to be interested. (CDAN)
Kirstie Alley and ALL OF THEM especially Derek Hough since those Scientologists love gays.