Afternoon Crumbs

September 5, 2012 / Posted by:

Katy Perry hasn’t had enough of John Mayer’s dirty petri dish ass, but what all of us should really be talking about is the hot Ming the Merciless-looking piece in the middle. He’s totally from the CDC and he’s totally taking them in, right? – Popsugar

What the tabloids really mean when they say that Russell Brand and Ginger Spice’s relationship is “cooling” is that she needs the genitals warts she caught from him to cool down a bit before she goes in for another round – Lainey Gossip

Blue Ivy Carter is on a yacht – Celebitchy

Seeing Alicia Silverstone in lingerie is sort of weird, but it’s better than seeing her kid nibble his lunch out of her mouth – Drunken Stepfather

But more importantly, who in the hell eats breakfast at Gucci? They sell bagels there? – The Superficial 

I see Vanessa Hudgens’ skank ass has taught her little sister the tricks of the trade – Hollywood Tuna 

Mad Men gets Rick Roll’d – Towleroad

Selena Gomez wants you to see her bra – Popoholic

Tell Judge Stephanie I said hi, bitch!”Lindsay Lohan to her court room successor Amanda Bynes ICYDK

Katie Holmes is smiling naturally, because she’s so happy to be around a man who doesn’t always have a death grip on her wrist and isn’t always trying to use a remote control to make her robot muscles produce a smile – Just Jared

“I’ve been using my brain power to wonder what Nicky Hilton has been up to lately” said absolutely no one including all her family members – Hollywood Rag 

This is the day where you get to feel jealousy toward all the extras who got to stare deep into the Texas T-Rex’s musky stink hole – (NSFW) OMG Blog 

Eddie Murphy wants to give all three of these trans flower hookers a ride – Crunk + Disorderly

My guess is: Chrissy Crocker circa 2008 – Cityrag

Whoever is responsible for not including Bob Barker in The Price is Right’s 40th anniversary should be spayed and neutered – Videogum

That’s not grandma! That’s the legendary Aunt Carol! – The Berry 

J-Woah’s dude goes to the gym….and the brow threading salon a lot – I’m Not Obsessed

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