Lady Godiva Ain't Got Shit On This
Most of us mere mortals eat the ground with our hands when we try to walk in a pair of exquisitely crafted lucite platform stilts, but Shauna Sand isn't a mere mortal and she has proven this time and time again by floating on sand, making a Segway her chariot and taming a wild bike in Miami. The Empress of Lucite did it again yesterday in Venice, CA when she gave us something out of Goddesses Got Talent by riding another bike in a pair of colored lucite heels that will be put into a time capsule on the eve of the apocalypse so future civilizations will see that our people had impeccable fashion sense.
Shauna and her topless piece rode through the streets of Venice while her subjects wished that they were born as a seat on a rented bike. Actually, I'm not even sure if Shauna is sitting on a seat. She probably ripped the seat off and sat directly on the metal post since that's how real fine ladies do it.
You know for some reason, I have seen so many unicorn on a unicycle tattoos. Either I attract tricks with unicorn on a unicycle tattoos or it's the other way around, but I've been seen like three. And I'll be seriously disappointed with those three tricks if they aren't getting their unicorn on a unicycle tattoos lasered off right now so they can replace that shit with a Shauna Sand on a bike tattoo. Because a Shauna Sand on a bike tattoo is way more magical.
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She looks like a skinny skanky drunk.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
Look at her arms legs and ass. She looks like a CHILD with fake boobs 10 sizes too big! This woman has serious issues.
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She's the stereotypical dumbass LA woman.
1. Fake blonde hair.
2. Fake bolt on cantalope sized tits 3x too large.
3. Stupid ass ugly tattoo.
4. Facial plastic surgery she didn't need that fucked up her face.
5. Attention addicted (this one did a sex tape for attention).
6. STUPID lucite stripper shoes... ok, that one was just her.
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Submitted by tojo on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 7:14am.
omg i love that angie avi lol
Submitted by PDQ on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 1:21am.
Dear Dlisted,
How much does she have to pay you to run this cr*p? What is the going rate to feature a nobody on your website?
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 11:46pm.
I thought the same thing.
Didn't she pull this same bike riding stunt last year?
Dear Dlisted,
How much does she have to pay you to run this cr*p? What is the going rate to feature a nobody on your website?
She's the stereotypical dumbass LA woman.
1. Fake blonde hair.
2. Fake bolt on cantalope sized tits 3x too large.
3. Stupid ass ugly tattoo.
4. Facial plastic surgery she didn't need that fucked up her face.
5. Attention addicted (this one did a sex tape for attention).
6. STUPID lucite stripper shoes... ok, that one was just her.
She used to be such a hot little piece of ass when she was in Playboy; now she looks like a dayshift hooker. No wonder her ex-husband Lorenzo Lamas kicked her attention whoring ass to the curb...
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her boobs have grown in size, like 2sizes since i last saw her pics lol
i feel sorry for her daughters.
Sorry, but this simple bitch does nothing for me. Her face is fug, and her cartoon tits don't register anything 'down there'.
Maybe I am already adjusting to my advanced age, but I thought phoebe's body in the bikini looked pretty good from the front. Its all about proportion, not biggest hardest jutting round rubber ball tits one can buy.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 9:19pm.
Then again, Dutch girls are whores. Ask Mickey Holland. :)
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Really !!?!!?!! I know where I'm going on vacay next year. The real question is; does Jack know about this alleged whore country?
Her rented piece looks like he's about 17.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:41pm.
But I'm guessing it got old once they turned 14 and their whore mothers began shagging all their boyfriends lol
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That actually happened to one of them (that I know of), and how we laughed and laughed (behind her back, of course, cos I'm a good friend and all). We still laugh about it, 15 years later, and she still doesn't know...
Fuck a sexy mom; I'd take my cupcake-baking, ptr-meeting, no-sleep-overs-mom any day of the week.
Unless, of course, Shauna Sand is adopting...
Submitted by ewe on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:35pm.
some girls whose mom's were some kind of whores, and their defence line was always "your mom looks old, at least my mom's hot!"
But I'm guessing it got old once they turned 14 and their whore mothers began shagging all their boyfriends lol
I went to school with some girls whose mom's were some kind of whores, and their defence line was always "your mom looks old, at least my mom's hot!"
I still laughed at them (cos - seriously, that's what I did), but every time I see this Lucite ueen I remember thier stupid faces and think "Well, your mother fucking around was really something to be proud of!"
And their mothers still dresses like whores. Go figure!
That lady's toes are gonna be so busted up in 5 years.
It says she did some French TV show this year.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2288831/fullcredits#cast
What are the chances she's speaking in her role?
Submitted by literarylioness on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 9:59pm.
What does this broad do again?
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Who knew her Renegade money would stretch this far. That or Lorenzo's Falcon Crest cash is ample. She hasn't done much since Renegade.
Submitted by literarylioness on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 9:59pm.
What does this broad do again?
Whatever she appears to be doing in those pictures.
Sweetass, you mean you don't appreciate the "6 sizes too big for your frame bra" with stuffed cups and plastic straps?! Come on! LOL I don't mind her as much as Doug. He's total icknast grossness, imo!
OnT: This chick is like that Silvstedt woman parading around everyday! lmao
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So uh, what does she do for a living? Even if he didn't sign a prenup, ex-hub Lorenzo Lamas cannot be that rich.
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She looks like a bag o bones with some gummy sacks in her chest cavity. Work out?? Are you kidding me?? If sucking dick is considered working out, I guess. She starves herself to be that thin. Trust.
What does this broad do again?
LOL Within, idk but possibly the first to agree that they looked good. Doug, please buy your wife a) a second bra, b) a second pair of shoes. Because she's obviously not going to work for them. Oh, and throw that armband and her frosted pink Wet 'N' Wild lipstick away in her sleep.
OT I do agree that New Balance are not pretty, but bitch, please. It makes me want to see her handle a sudden stop. *evil*
She is the perfect mentor for Courtney Stodden. Why these two have never been photographed together is a mystery.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 9:14pm.
Nah, he already did a political post to spite me, I don't think he'd be cruel enough to do a Kardashian post. She did get a mention earlier in the BeYAWNce thread, so does that kount?
CindyB: thanks. And I'm in s bad mood, too. Hence, all the bitching about someone I've never met (and never hope to).
It wouldn't surprise me to read that she doesn't wear sunglasses because she thinks people wouldn't recognize her. She'll just ride and squint.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 9:36pm.
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Courtney's a BIG fan, she's almost outflashing her predecessor! But was Shauna the first one to wear those things?
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Oh, I just got it! Uni-corn on a Uni-cycle. Ha.
is she a sister? she's like Beyoncé's skintone. jussayin.
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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 8:58pm.
who purchases from shauna's shoe line?
LMAO!! I hear Courtney Stodden is a fan, but they must be expensive since she can't afford new ones. :( http://dlisted.com/node/47152/images/spl425270_003.jpg
Does she not realize she is not working the sexy look, but the look at me, I'm a fucking idiot look?
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 9:19pm.
she must keep a pair of flip flops in the car, or she must have bone spurs that could tame a buffalo.
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Take a look at her kisser. She IS a buffalo!
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she must keep a pair of flip flops in the car, or she must have bone spurs that could tame a buffalo.
Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 9:17pm.
I get the whole 'prancing around in heels' thing, but does she have any other shoes besides lucite? Maybe some balck patents, or leopard skin maybe? And really, how effing dumb it looks to wear stillettos while riding a bike. It's prententious in a whore-y way.
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The Dutch women wear heels and bike all the time but that's because biking is a way of life - regular transportation for them. Not for exercise like it is in the States (outside of cities).
Then again, Dutch girls are whores. Ask Mickey Holland. :)
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I get the whole 'prancing around in heels' thing, but does she have any other shoes besides lucite? Maybe some balck patents, or leopard skin maybe? And really, how effing dumb it looks to wear stillettos while riding a bike. It's prententious in a whore-y way.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 9:13pm.
MK is dragging up all the old fame ho's today.
and now if he puts up a Kardashian post we are all going to blame you for calling out the devils ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
MK is dragging up all the old fame ho's today.
Submitted by boredashell on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 8:44pm.
Ok. Who thinks that crap on her feet is sexy, really? And I don't agree that her 'bod is smokin' -- skinny, weak-looking arms + huge, fake tits = nasty 100% of the time. Admittedly, I'm not a twelve-year-old boy... And her face is beyond hideous with all the surgery.
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Bored, I couldn't agree with you more. Maybe I'm just in a really pissy mood, but how incredibly dorky that she feels she has to wear her trademark lucites while biking. Really?? She probably wears them in the shower and in bed. I am in a bad mood and those pictures made it worse. Bah!
She is fit though, at least she keeps in shape. But she's messed up the face and how stable can she be if she's hopping from guy to guy?
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who purchases from shauna's shoe line?
i mean, aside from hookers, strippers and porn actresses...
*crickets*
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Men actually find her attractive? Really?
Ok. Who thinks that crap on her feet is sexy, really? And I don't agree that her 'bod is smokin' -- skinny, weak-looking arms + huge, fake tits = nasty 100% of the time. Admittedly, I'm not a twelve-year-old boy... And her face is beyond hideous with all the surgery.
It's always the same with tricks like Shauna. The older they get, the bigger the tits. She should hook-up with Courtney Stodden (?) and do some faux-mother/daughter sextape. People may go "ewwww", but that shit would sell high. Business is business.
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She actually looks good in the main pic. I can't be bothered to look at the rest of the pics tho.
Does she set up these pap shoots or is there an actually an international market for "candids" featuring her day-to-day life of Lucite? I can't imagine even People Turkmenistan or US Weekly Andorra being desperate enough to feature so low wattage a "star" like this in their pages.
I think from the neck down she's smokin' but those heels and that face!! If she spent a fraction of what she's spent on the body, for her head, she wouldn't be so bad. But I'll repeat, Llamas is worse! Lol
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 8:18pm.
Duran Duran had Girls On Film.
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I just saw them in concert and they were great!
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So did I. I think they were good but the screaming in the audience was so loud, I'm not sure. I think that must be what it was like to attend a BSB or NSYNC show back in the day. Anyband, it was from Simon LeBon that I first heard the word "bonk" used as another word for "laid".
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