Even The Children Are Surprised Prince Hot Ginge Kept His Chonies On Yesterday
PHG: "Smell my finger."
Tiny boy: "I know where it's been and no thank you."
When 6-year-old Alex Logan (above with PHG) met Prince Hot Ginge at the WellChild Awards in London yesterday afternoon, he wondered what we'd all wonder if we ever met his ginger hotness outside of a Las Vegas hotel suite: Why isn't he so drunk that he's sweating out vodka drops? Why aren't there paid whores doing lines of coke around him? Why are his spicy peanut nipples covered?
Before meeting PHG, little Alex Logan told ITV News that he was going to speak for NONE OF US by saying: "I’m glad you’ve got your clothes on Prince Harry." But since Alex has a little Dennis the Menace thing going on, PHG knew he was going to get hit with some mischief and before the boy let out that joke, he said this: "You keep looking up at your mum. It looks like you’re dying to say something but you’re worried she’ll tell you off. I heard you were on ITV earlier and you said something cheeky – but let’s not talk about that here."
That was a cold move, ruining a sick child's joke like that! I think that's almost worse than PHG covering up his Flaming Hot Cheeto Puff while some immoral slut took grainy pictures of his naked ass in that Vegas hotel suite. PHG can make it up to all of us by putting his ginger crotch jewels on display for the public at the Tower of London. They don't even have to change the exhibit's title: The World Famous Crown Jewels of England!
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I think if I were Prince Hot Ginge's girlfriend, he'd get a one time pass for this Las Vegas thing. Look how sweet he is with those children. Besides, can you imagine how wild he is in the bedroom, if he's like that among friends? Wow E!
It melts my cold, dark heart.
BTW, hello posters, I'm a LONG time lurker, first time posting :) You guys are so funny, I couldn't resist registering.
"You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun" -Al Capone
Per vedere il volto giovanile del hogan scarpe inattaccabile ammucchiati l'aspetto di una risata a buon mercato, e disse: "Ragazzo, è, alla fine, con la Dea Jiang Chenxi Qual è il rapporto"
"Non ha importanza." I giovani guardano inattaccabile indifferente detto. "? Non importa" La risata inattaccabile aspetto economico, indicò scarpe hogan la stanza accanto, abbassò la voce e disse: "Lo sai chi ha vissuto qui"
http://www.it-hoganscarpehogan.com/
I guess the Hewitt stories were all false - he looks more like a Windsor than his brother.
Guardando questo ha hogan lasciato il giovane Jiang Chenxi fronte Weicu gli occhi esposti perplesso look. Infatti, dal primo vide il giovane, e sentì il giovane non è la stessa, che
http://www.hoganworld-italia.com/
Il giovane si limitò Dea Jiang Chenxi una svolta hogan scarpe senza guardare indietro e marciò indietro. Ben presto, il giovane sarebbe tornato alla locanda, poi Ji Yuchen, è andato dritto nella stanza, "scattò Notte. La scarpe hogan gioventù è spazio per meditare, un colpo improvviso alla porta. Giovane fronte Wei Zhou, aprire la porta, visto che è inattaccabile.
http://www.scarpehoganscarpe-italia.com/
I am standing in the PHG is cute queue.
I think PHG is harmless. He is young, and a little stupid, but harmless. With some time, he will improve. Besides, who wants to look back and say "I wish I would have dont this, I wish I would have done that?".
I think this is a matter of better
control...partying is going to happen. Now, the scale was a bit much. Plus, bodyguards should have confiscated cell phones and any cameras or recording devices. I know that is not the job of a security guard, but sometimes you have to do what you have to do.
I know this is all being broadcast far & wide for PR purposes but I believe he genuinely enjoys helping at events like this and loves children. Coke and partying naked in Vegas was dumb dumb dumb but brains have never been this one's strong suit. I find him adorable and would happily fight MK for the death for a piece of PHG. @Whamo, I know you disdain his "pastiness" and while I love your smooth latte Canadian self, pale skin & pink cheeks & freckles don't disgust all of us.
The Royal Family should have him coaching soccer teams of under-privileged children, or something like that, when he's not serving in the military. He's bored, has lots of energy to burn off, and has a good heart.
Submitted by lislop on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 5:38pm.
PHG looks so adorable. If he's faking it then he's a superb actor.
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He's got a rakish, devil-may-care charm, that's for sure. It doesn't look fake to me.
It's the winning quality that Diana had, though not manifest in quite the same form.
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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.
HAHAHAHAH that's funny. Did this really happen!? Good catch PHG, he's got sources everywhere it seems! *lmao*
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PHG looks so adorable. If he's faking it then he's a superb actor.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 3:42pm.
Fuck spin the bottle...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Seeing PHG at events like this makes me like him more. Yeah, it's probably all for show but he seems to actually enjoy being around kids.
"Every time an asshole signs off with 'love and light,' hate and darkness eats a kitten." -MK
@ Sans
Ahhh, you are so wise, Sans Fards.
You usually use a long neck bottle. Its called Baby Chute Beer Bong.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 3:24pm.
@ Jack
Did you notice the beer can between my thighs? Ever play that game with your gf?
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LOL I only noticed TWO things in the pic and that damn beer can ain't one of em! And no ma'am... never played a game like that, sounds too risky... may spill beer. PLEASE STOP TALKING AND ZOOM IN ON THAT DAMN PHONE, SISTAH!!
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Sounds like a terrible idea. At least make it a bottle, which is easier to manipulate.
Won't somebody think of the beer!!!???
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 3:29pm.
@ Jack
LOL. The whole point of the game is none of the beer is wasted and your girl gets some good tongue action at the same time. ;-)
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2 of my favorite things... I must google. Thank you.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
@ Jack
LOL. The whole point of the game is none of the beer is wasted and your girl gets some good tongue action at the same time. ;-)
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 3:24pm.
@ Jack
Did you notice the beer can between my thighs? Ever play that game with your gf?
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LOL I only noticed TWO things in the pic and that damn beer can ain't one of em! And no ma'am... never played a game like that, sounds too risky... may spill beer. PLEASE STOP TALKING AND ZOOM IN ON THAT DAMN PHONE, SISTAH!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
@ Jack
Did you notice the beer can between my thighs? Ever play that game with your gf?
Whenever MK posts about PHG, I have an irresistible urge to brew a pot of cinnamon spice iced tea and whip up a batch of mashed sweet potatoes with maple syrup, roasted pecans and golden raisins. *gets to brewin' and peelin'*
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 2:19pm.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YOUR AVIE!!! FUCK
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 2:01pm.
She's on her vacation, thank God! So, I am on vacation as well.
I'm like a broken record on this topic, but this is why you as a role model don't get caught with hookers and blow in Vegas: You lose all credibility when you're trying to be a role model at events like this one.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 2:43pm.
Prince Andrew is a fucking fat fool, an international embarrassment, corrupt as hell and thinks he should be allowed to do what he wants because he is so entitled. I wish the rope had given way when he abseiled down The Shard.
There is a man who managed the rare feat of making Sarah Ferguson look too good for him.
Who let that dumbass login?
http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/04/prince-philip-naked-penis-upskirt-kilt/
LMAO, I wish my grampa had my back like that.
Here we go!
Red haired fugly clown overdose!
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@ bridgjones
That is what I like about him. A lot of charities he represents are on behalf of children too, and when he's pictured with them he always looks like he's having a great time. I don't care that he's pissing away my taxes. I care that his older relatives who should know better (Prince Andrew) are.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 2:34pm.
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Hell YA the water was freezing LOL, I got to my knees completely hung over at said fuck that WAY too cold for me.
Orange pubes lol! MK sure seems to like em!
It's just such a non story for me now..next move on!
Like someone else said, if Brad and Angelina broke up now that would be one hell of a story. Of course The D would be empty for a day or two while we all went over and tortured the loons. :P :D
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 1:28pm.
LOL@ OBVIOUSLY SINGLE, DEMOCRAT
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Kitten Kaboodle - a Disney ho who did the ho stroll right ;)
You know what? I don't give a shit that he was acting a fool in Vegas. He looks like he genuinely enjoys charity work. I don't think he's that good of an actor to fake it.
@ Whamo
I use to live in the Comox Valley. Comox Lake is wonderful but the water is ice cold! BRRRRRRRRR
I live really close to the beach but its a public beach so they shut everything down at 11pm. We went to a more private/secluded area so we could party longer. ;-)
OnT: Suppose to be talking about Harry but I have nothing more to say about orange pubes
Prince Harry should work out more if he wants to frolic in the nude. Those royal pecs need to get pumped up.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 2:16pm
They seem to have all the best bits of Diana without her craziness and sadness.
I'm sure she would be proud of them. The spare often goes a bit wild - see Princess Margaret - but the difference from her is that Harry seems happy. What more could a mother want.
I don't find Harry boring! Why now in thumbnail #6 he has an almost perfect Beavis profile.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 2:19pm.
@ Whamo
I had a bbq & beachl party on Saturday. Lots of fun. The weather was perfect too. Someone had magic mushrooms. :-0
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Whoo hooo you dosed out on shrooms!! I'm jealous, I love going away and shroomin out. :D
You live right on the ocean or is this an inland lake? My buddy and I crashed out at about 5 one morning after heavy partying, out on Lake Comox (sp) years back I remember waking up on the small rock beach right by the lake, the water was crystal clear...good times that one was.
That is adorable! Keep posting as much PHG as you want, or can, MK!
Submitted by mike on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 2:10pm.
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LOL, naw I can't do that, that wouldn't be right, it is what it is, no shame in my game my man:)
@ Whamo
I had a bbq & beachl party on Saturday. Lots of fun. The weather was perfect too. Someone had magic mushrooms. :-0
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 2:07pm.
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:D No I took it easy actually, a couple day BBQs but nothing major. Going through the city to get up north on a long weekend especially the last long weekend is a nightmare. I was going to go up north but just can't handle the traffic. It's gotten so bad, if you have a accident on the 400 going north you're pooched, a two hour trip can ta 4-1/2.
How about you did you get away? I guess where you are it's not to far to get away if you're not already there eh? lol!
Submitted by Isthatwhatyoume... on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 2:11pm.
Agreed.
I like both of the boys, they seem much more genuine then the rest of the royals.
I think Diana would be proud of them.
(although she probably would have looked at Harry lately and said what every mother has told her son at least once "you better cut that shit out and get focused!")
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
I don't like the idea of a royal family but I can't help liking Harry. Look at how happy he is making those kids. He has charm and charisma and doesn't seem to take the whole status thing seriously. Plus he has a real job. Compare him to his awful stiff and pretentious relatives and he comes across as a darling.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 2:01pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 1:
You'd better erase that before IF and Dog see it.
Yes yes, never mind that. Where are the peen pics!?
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
@ Whamo
Thank you!!! Did you party at all this long weekend?
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 1:56pm.
NO more harry ginge please!
And no more Anderson Cooper, and no more Duggars, absolutely no more Duggars.
AWW! Prince Ginge seems fun. It's hilarious that he called the kid out, because you know PHG would have done the same thing if he were that kid.
*throws $20 bucks in the 'Can't understand the fascination with the Royals' pool*
MK's burning love for PHG cracks me up though, so I can overlook the deluge of PHG posts of late.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Every one of those kids is disappointed as they expected Harry to come bearing gifts of alcohol and soft drugs.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 1:56pm.
NO more harry ginge please!
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DD I was just going to say the same thing, I'm SO bored of this!
By the way DD I have to say, you my girl are smokin hot!! I may get yelled but so be it, lol, it is what it is and GF you IS...damn! :P
EC -- I know, the royals are SO boring to me. The most exciting thing one of them ever did was that video with James Bond and the corgis.
What's Payless Pam up to? She's always good for a laugh.