Wednesday, September 5th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 4th!

Lindsay to Judge: "Your Honor I SWEAR - its a group of pink Gnome-Gremlins who sabotage every car I'm in, steal jewelry/furs, hide my passports, draw F-U on my nails when I sleep, and plant drugs and booze on me...it's been them this WHOLE time."

Judge: "Come on, Ms. Lohan...this your worst excuse yet!"

Gnomes: "Let this "Ruining Lindsay's Life" Party begin!" - MissS

Runners-up:

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. Every time a Duggar is born, a devil gets a horn. - TexnDoc

Tommy Girl is so organized even his sperm has to be in the right order before he cums. - Whamo

via Poorly Dressed

Posted by: Michael K
Share/Save  •  Send to friend


Submitted by Coach Outlet St... on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 1:43am.

Coach Factory Online
Coach Factory Store
Coach Outlet Store
Coach Outlet Stores Online
coachfactory.com
Coach Factory Online
Coach Factory Online
Coach Purses Outlet
Coach Factory Outlet
Coach Handbags
Coach Factory
Coach Factory Outlet
Coach Factory Outlet Online
Coach Outlet Handbags
Coach Factory Outlet Store
Coach Outlet Store
Coach Factory Outlet
www.coachfactory.com
Coach Store Online
Coach Factory
Coach Outlet Stores
Coach Factory Online Sale
Coach Factory Online Sale
Coach Outlet Online
Coach Outlet Online
Coach Factory Outlet Store
Coach Purse Outlet
Coach Online Outlet Store
Coach Factory Online
Coach Purses
Coach Factory
Coach Bags
Coach Outlet Store Online
Coach Factory Outlet Online
Coach Outlet Store
Coach Outlet Store Online
coachfactory.com
Coach Outlet
Coach Factory Store
Coach Outlet Store Online
Coach Outlet Store Online
Coach Outlet Online
Coach Store Online
Coach Store Online
Coach Outlet Stores
coachfactory.com/shop
Coach Outlet Online
coachfactory.com/shop
Coach Wallets
Coach Factory Outlet Store
Coach Store Online
Coach Store Online
Coach Outlet
Coach Purse
Coach Factory Outlet Online
Coach Outlet
www.coachfactory.com
Coach Factory Outlet
Coach Handbags New 2012

WithinReason...'s picture
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 5:08pm.

Congrats winners, lollol
Whamo! ;p

•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░

Submitted by C6 on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 5:07pm.

Loved these. Congrats and thanks for the laughs!

____
“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” —Carl Sagan (RIP C.Hitchens, Winehouse, Houston, MCA, Dillon, Armstrong) *caprica six was/is here*

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 11:57am.

Congrats to the winners!

crankenstein's picture
Submitted by crankenstein on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 11:56am.

whamo! LOL

Sweetas's picture
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 11:45am.

Congrats winners!! Hahaha Whamo♥

Whamo's picture
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 11:21am.

Thank you sexy ladies :)

*turns off light starts groping *

Lucifer_Sam's picture
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 11:08am.

Congrats Whamo!

snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 10:14am.

congrats all, YAY WHAMO!♥♥♥

**************************
"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 9:30am.

Yay Hookers!!!!!!

*High Fives Whammmmalammma's goalie*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Foxxy Brown's picture
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 9:14am.

congrats MissS and WHAMO!!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Whamo's picture
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 9:12am.

Hey Congrats guys.

Way to go Tex:)

Thanks MK :)

Submitted by MermaidD on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 5:13am.

The celebration-The sperm who didn't get the short straw and have to enter the womb of Jessica Simpson.

MermaidD
https://www.facebook.com/NobunnyNomoney

harkness_stan's picture
Submitted by harkness_stan on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 4:48am.

__

Ok, who fed the Domino's Noid after midnight?

_______________________________________
That was just a kiss, imagine the buzz you'd get from the rest.

Submitted by HOGAN54 on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 1:35am.

  Per vedere il volto giovanile del hogan scarpe inattaccabile ammucchiati l'aspetto di una risata a buon mercato, e disse: "Ragazzo, è, alla fine, con la Dea Jiang Chenxi Qual è il rapporto"

    "Non ha importanza." I giovani guardano inattaccabile indifferente detto. "? Non importa" La risata inattaccabile aspetto economico, indicò scarpe hogan la stanza accanto, abbassò la voce e disse: "Lo sai chi ha vissuto qui"
http://www.it-hoganscarpehogan.com/

Submitted by peuterey2012 on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 1:19am.

   Guardando questo ha hogan lasciato il giovane Jiang Chenxi fronte Weicu gli occhi esposti perplesso look. Infatti, dal primo vide il giovane, e sentì il giovane non è la stessa, che
http://www.hoganworld-italia.com/

    Il giovane si limitò Dea Jiang Chenxi una svolta hogan scarpe senza guardare indietro e marciò indietro. Ben presto, il giovane sarebbe tornato alla locanda, poi Ji Yuchen, è andato dritto nella stanza, "scattò Notte. La scarpe hogan gioventù è spazio per meditare, un colpo improvviso alla porta. Giovane fronte Wei Zhou, aprire la porta, visto che è inattaccabile.
http://www.scarpehoganscarpe-italia.com/

megc74's picture
Submitted by megc74 on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 1:02am.

The entire Duggar clan figures out a way to go to the beach AND keep it pure.

jalynne's picture
Submitted by jalynne on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 12:51am.

PJG tones it down for the WellChild After party.

whiskerfish's picture
Submitted by whiskerfish on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 12:49am.

Tinky Winky Convention. Nuff Said.

Submitted by dlicious on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 12:24am.

Live from the carpet of the VIP Suite at the Wynn in Vegas … Hidden video footage of Prince Hot Ginge’s left over nightly deposit… The party continues…

Submitted by City Barbie on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 11:51pm.

With the Scientolobeard vacuum entering its 3rd month David Miscavige is in a desperate race to find #4 before the party in Tommy's butthole hits the streets.

pamorama_j's picture
Submitted by pamorama_j on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 11:46pm.

Obviously, it's a bad case of her and himroids!!!

pamorama_j's picture
Submitted by pamorama_j on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 11:42pm.

Raise your handy if you want your dignity back!!!

Mrs. Voorhees's picture
Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 11:34pm.

Ryan Seacrest's hemorrhoids storm the E! offices, demanding dental and 401K.

Mani6's picture
Submitted by Mani6 on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 11:33pm.

A microscopic view of Lance Armstrong's doping test.

............................................

Submitted by noeb on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 11:15pm.

Tellitubbi Gangnam- style!

disadoo's picture
Submitted by disadoo on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 11:08pm.

Is it getting better?
Or do you feel the same?
Will it make it easier on you now?
You got someone to blame
You say

One love
One life....

jenni-o's picture
Submitted by jenni-o on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:45pm.

Tom cruises wife auditioning ceremony.

jenni-o's picture
Submitted by jenni-o on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:44pm.

Nothing here... just a room full of dickheads.

jenni-o's picture
Submitted by jenni-o on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:43pm.

And you said u just wanted a little head.. smh

turnelbup's picture
Submitted by turnelbup on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 9:58pm.

Night of the Living Clits

*************
"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

Mani6's picture
Submitted by Mani6 on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 9:18pm.

Unfortunately the antisocial lesbian club called the Screaming Me Me's must always show if they have to go number one or number two.

............................................

Submitted by Hanny1927 on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 9:13pm.

"Tinky Winkyyyy, Dipsyyy, Laa-Laaaa, HOE."

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 9:11pm.

That's the very last time that I will ever ask for help from those douche-nozzles when it comes to changing a light bulb.

***********************************************

Mani6's picture
Submitted by Mani6 on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 9:04pm.

The night before the Pepto Bismal 500 the runners engage in full contact dry humps.

............................................

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 9:04pm.

I, for one, am sick and tired of insurance companies riding my ass and asking how many fingers they are holding up when I get my mandatory Pap-Smear.

***********************************************

skabazzle's picture
Submitted by skabazzle on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 8:59pm.

John Travolta offered to personally audition the TinkyWinky impersonators for baby Benjamin's party in his private spa.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

skabazzle's picture
Submitted by skabazzle on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 8:49pm.

You just know at least three of these twinks have a tattoo of a unicorn riding a unicycle.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

Swallows's picture
Submitted by Swallows on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 8:48pm.

I said I wanted a TWINK party - not a Tinky Wink party you idiot!

TexnDoc's picture
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 8:34pm.

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. Every time a Duggar is born, a devil gets a horn.

(From the illustrated book "Duggar Bullying for Idiots")

Callie's picture
Submitted by Callie on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 8:22pm.

The illegitimate spawn of the Quisp cereal mascot celebrate after Maury tells Quisp that "He is the father."

Sweetas's picture
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 8:12pm.

I'm all about bringing breast cancer awareness, but your nips are a little out of control.

SteelCityGirl's picture
Submitted by SteelCityGirl on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 8:08pm.

When the gays and Planned Parenthood crowd got together at a DNC after party, even Prince Hot Ginge wanted to be blue.

frenchflies's picture
Submitted by frenchflies on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 7:35pm.

The Tinky Winky auditions regressed into a Pepto Bismol orgy.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 7:20pm.

You can always tell if you are at a good hoor party when everyone is pre-wrapped and has to-go handles atop their heads.

***********************************************

SANS FARDS's picture
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 7:08pm.

Apparently the chick in the back didn't get the memo to wear your Dildotubby costume?

_______________________________________________

SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!

SANS FARDS's picture
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 7:01pm.

Yay! Elephant walk time!

_______________________________________________

SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!

SANS FARDS's picture
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 7:00pm.

You managed to successfully avoid the Aniston Egg? Congrats bro....you're in the frat!

_______________________________________________

SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!

Submitted by BekH on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 6:55pm.

Scientists have finally isolated gay sperm

SANS FARDS's picture
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 6:54pm.

The crotch critters of Maison LaBeouf were having a grand old time until the Valtrex Police broke up the party.

_______________________________________________

SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!

12next ›last »