The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 30th!

September 4, 2012 / Posted by:

Hef trained the Mansion’s maids to make sure that there would always be someone around to do CPR on his sex organs. – Echo27

Runners-up:

I haven’t seen that many Chins on the floor since Mama June tripped over her bum foot. – OurMissC

Now let us all bow our heads and thank the powers that be for finally getting Jersey Shore off the air. – cs182

A rare glimpse into Jennifer Aniston’s semen farm. – kzingher

via Metro UK

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