Hot Slut Of The Day!

It’s Labor Day in the US today and it’s the day when we all take a moment of silence for Michelle Duggar’s always in labor uterus and it’s also the day we celebrate the laborers and shit. If you’re looking for the perfect way to celebrate your Labor Day, then do it like Joyce Coffey here.

Blast AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell” until your speakers are practically melting and when the cops show up to tell your ass to put that shit on mute, ignore them and keep blasting it until they put you into handcuffs and take you down to the station. When they release your ass tonight, blast some more music until the cops break up your party for one AGAIN by arresting you a second time. Then after the cops throw you back out into the wild really early tomorrow morning, keep the party going and keep pouring the loud music out of your speakers until your old friends, the cops, bust you for a third time in 12 hours. Finally, after the cops figure that there’s no way your crazy ass will get into trouble again and release you, go home, find your nephew moving his shit out of your house and then hit him with a frying pan. Now, that is the only way to spend your Labor Day.

Joyce Coffey of New Hampshire was arrested on Tuesday afternoon for filling the air with AC/DC, then arrested again on Tuesday night for disturbing the peace with loud music, then arrested a third time on Wednesday morning for the same shit and finally was arrested a fourth time on Wednesday afternoon for throwing a frying pan at her nephew. Arrested 4 times in 26 hours!

Amateur drunk messes document their party ways on Instagram, but professional drunk messes document their party ways with mug shots! And every one of Joyce’s mug shots belongs in The Museum of Glamour. From the sunburn on her cheeks that looks like rouge applied by Estée Lauder herself to the variety of dumb drunk expressions, every mug shot is a win.

Happy Labor Day, everyone. Now get on the highway to cell by blasting Highway to Hell!

via Metro UK