Monday, September 3rd 2012

Hot Slut Of The Day!

It's Labor Day in the US today and it's the day when we all take a moment of silence for Michelle Duggar's always in labor uterus and it's also the day we celebrate the laborers and shit. If you're looking for the perfect way to celebrate your Labor Day, then do it like Joyce Coffey here.

Blast AC/DC's "Highway to Hell" until your speakers are practically melting and when the cops show up to tell your ass to put that shit on mute, ignore them and keep blasting it until they put you into handcuffs and take you down to the station. When they release your ass tonight, blast some more music until the cops break up your party for one AGAIN by arresting you a second time. Then after the cops throw you back out into the wild really early tomorrow morning, keep the party going and keep pouring the loud music out of your speakers until your old friends, the cops, bust you for a third time in 12 hours. Finally, after the cops figure that there's no way your crazy ass will get into trouble again and release you, go home, find your nephew moving his shit out of your house and then hit him with a frying pan. Now, that is the only way to spend your Labor Day.

Joyce Coffey of New Hampshire was arrested on Tuesday afternoon for filling the air with AC/DC, then arrested again on Tuesday night for disturbing the peace with loud music, then arrested a third time on Wednesday morning for the same shit and finally was arrested a fourth time on Wednesday afternoon for throwing a frying pan at her nephew. Arrested 4 times in 26 hours!

Amateur drunk messes document their party ways on Instagram, but professional drunk messes document their party ways with mug shots! And every one of Joyce's mug shots belongs in The Museum of Glamour. From the sunburn on her cheeks that looks like rouge applied by Estée Lauder herself to the variety of dumb drunk expressions, every mug shot is a win.

Happy Labor Day, everyone. Now get on the highway to cell by blasting Highway to Hell!

via Metro UK

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When I was arrested, the one thing that did make me smile was that they let me take my mugshot with my AC/DC Angus Young devil shirt. I should have completed the arrest with blasting AC/DC when the po-po showed up. Better than the damn COP show we had on. This lady humbles me.

"You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun" -Al Capone

  Per vedere il volto giovanile del hogan scarpe inattaccabile ammucchiati l'aspetto di una risata a buon mercato, e disse: "Ragazzo, è, alla fine, con la Dea Jiang Chenxi Qual è il rapporto"

    "Non ha importanza." I giovani guardano inattaccabile indifferente detto. "? Non importa" La risata inattaccabile aspetto economico, indicò scarpe hogan la stanza accanto, abbassò la voce e disse: "Lo sai chi ha vissuto qui"
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   Guardando questo ha hogan lasciato il giovane Jiang Chenxi fronte Weicu gli occhi esposti perplesso look. Infatti, dal primo vide il giovane, e sentì il giovane non è la stessa, che
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It would have been 5 times in 26 hours but somebody relieved Deputy Barney Fife and finally kept her in the clink for more than a hot minute.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 3:45pm.

Done with the idiot on this thread, and this thread period.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 3:45pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 3:41pm.

see ya this evening Evil!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 3:41pm.

I can't remember now Foxxy.

Hopefully see you there today for some fun chat.

Done with the idiot on this thread, and this thread period.

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Evil C, did you ever get to talk about what you wanted to talk about in OP yesterday?

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Evil Cupcake:

That temper tantrum was pathetic.

I don't know how old you are, but your emotional maturity seems stunted around that of an 8-year old.

And "fun" is not the word anyone would use to characterize your comments.

Thank you for not ever responding to me again. You actually broke you promise from earlier when you said that I was just a troll and to ignore me. So what gives?

Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 3:19pm.

The opinion of a racist fool who gives Conservatives a bad name matters to me not in the least.

So this is my cranky and angry self telling you to fuck off and never speak to me again on this board.

You and your tennis match on here has not changed and will never change anyone's opinion on politics, and dumb ass, this is a gossip site, that is supposed to be fun, but idiots, like you, and your tirades on how you are right make coming here miserable. If you want to talk your fucking political talk, and help democracy, go to a fucking site for that and don't come here ruining everyone else's fun.

Don't bother to respond, because this will be the last time I say anything to you on this site.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 9:26am.
Submitted by gladyslove on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 9:36pm.

Don't tell me to "chill". You are the one who generally needs to "chill".

By the way, how do you know who I do or do not support? Oh yeah, you don't because........................I DON'T FUCKING TALK POLITICS ON DLISTED!

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I am sorry for you that you always seem to be very cranky and angry.

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Submitted by gladyslove on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 9:36pm.

Don't tell me to "chill". You are the one who generally needs to "chill".

By the way, how do you know who I do or do not support? Oh yeah, you don't because........................I DON'T FUCKING TALK POLITICS ON DLISTED!

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Glad I don't live near that simple ho--used to live by that sort of trash, in the olden days. Was at a baseball game the other day and got a year's supply of drunken middle aged women being obnoxious.

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*winks at RandéS* ☺

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awwwwww,man -- i'm trying to find Evil Cupcake to see what she wanted to talk about in OP

Evil, if you come back holla and i'll join you in OP if i'm still around

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 9:33pm.

Either by birth or experience, Within, you're a peacemaker.

You are sadly mistaken. I can show you posts by her that are anything but peaceful. She is like the unpopular kid in school that tries way too hard to fit in but it is just a phony act.

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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 8:08pm.

No, great guess, but this skipper's family name is Peters. I love how the same old names show up again and again, like Nickerson in the mid-Cape or Mayhew out on MV, dating from the Mayflower era.

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Within -- thanks, hon!

Evil Cupcake:

Don't get your panties in a bunch. The way I read Anonymouse's post was that he/she was agreeing with you and calling me out.

Chill. However, if things go the way people are predicting, I don't think you will be any happier after the election, unless you are a Romney supporter.

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Twatty, sorry to hear about your Daddy and Mom in the other thread. That would be traumatizing. ((hugs Twatty))

Night Evil_Cupcake, hope to see you soon. ;p

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*waves BIG flag against bigots, in whatever variety they come in* hahahaah

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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 7:13pm.
"Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 1:31pm.

Don't start your political bullshit on this thread. Take it to the Clint Eastwood thread if you want to bash each other and fight.

So tired of perfectly good threads being ruined with political fighting! FUCK!
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Dumbass says something dumb, I'm calling them out on it.
This same person has insulted the entire Dlisted community up until now, so not sure why it's chatting up everyone now.

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Excuse me, Anonymouse: if you are referring to me, go ahead make my day and own it. I will meet you anytime, anywhere to debate you.

I have not insulted EVERYONE on Dlisted, just misinformed liberals or socialists or militant gays. I will continue to point out the hypocrisy and ignorance when I feel like it.

I have found that there are also some intelligent, informed individuals that make some excellent an/or humorous posts here as well.

Recently, more and more of those conservative voices have been posting which I believe has made some of you here very insecure.

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Within -- after the second time, I would have hauled her ass in. How they didn't do it especially on the third occassion is nothing short of remarkable. I have a friend who called the cops on her husband recently (I'm talking two educated people). The last time they had an argument was in 2006. The Chicago police came out an noticed the last time was in 2006; one of the cops said to her, "you know we can't keep on coming out here all the time!" WHAT? And this bitch had the cops out there 4 times in 26 hours??? I'm sorry, this is a waste of police resources & taxpayer money; this is why I have no patience for this shit.

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Randee - sorry, I was doing some work for a while. Shot in the dark about the 13th generation Cape Codder - one of the Eldridges? Yeah, the houses on Shore Road are gorgeous. I knew a woman who was an heir to McGraw-Hill publishing -serious friggin' money - and hands-down one of the classiest broads who ever walked this earth, no exaggeration. She had a gorgeous home on that stretch. She passed away about 10 years ago. *sadz* Anyway, have a great time!

Dog is right, this woman has really sad eyes. Which makes me sad.

Letinstar - I went to college right near there. Is the Longwood stop still scary as fuck after dark? Back in the '90s there was no lighting there and I was doing some reading for Chemistry and I realized I'd missed my stop. I ran as fast as I could through the park. Seriously the longest fucking sprint of my life.
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Twatty, if she were arrested once, ok, but four times?! She's lucky they didn't take her straight to the hospital to dry her out! What if she'd decided to go for a drive and she hit someone while intoxicated? The cops should have known after the second time, she wasn't right.

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Dog -- yeah, some of my comments are harsh especially when it comes to her look, a lot of it is out of snark and I really don't mean to be mean, yes, she probably has had a really hard life, that is obvious, but as far as her being a disruptive broad, I have no patience for that shit. I've never had the police called on me; I've been raised to respect other people's peace & quiet. And as far as her hitting her nephew with a frying pan, that's pretty serious shit. She could have really hurt him with that, so I have no patience for that shit either. She just sounds like real trash. Seriously, after the cops were called once you think she should have learned her lesson. You can't blame this one on her being a stupid teenager; this is a woman in her 50's.

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Twatty, at least the hostess was on your side. OMG, does that mean you may suffer through MORE "impromptu performances" in future then? I feel for you Twatty! *wonders how Miss Manners would get out of that situation*

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Twatty, i'm going to keep an eye out for it and let you know the title, year and record co. i even think i even got it years ago at Target in that area where they have the $9.99 or $5.00 greatest hits cds

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 4:19pm.

You don't know her story and what her life has been like. That doesn't excuse what she did but one look at her suggests she hasn't had it easy. You really are being overly harsh, don't you think? Do you expect everyone to be up to your standards of perfection, whatever those may be?

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Foxxy -- I bought it on a foreign bootleg CD years ago in LA but I've since lost it. I heard them sing it about 30 years ago in concert in Chicago but I can't remember shit; I was high on the fumes from the crowd!!! It was a crowd of plaid flannel button down shirts, black t-shirts and burn-outs. A lot of Wayne & Garth types.

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Within -- they set the karaoke shit up outside, problem is my friends & my hostess friend were outside. My hostess friend said to me as soon as I got there, "I didn't want to tell you, BUT . . ." Had I known, especially having had a pounding headache, I wouldn't have gone and especially the distance I had to drive on the craziest expressway in Chicago. Had I left when they were setting up I would have offended the friend whose husband is the karaoke ass. I adore both friends; too bad her husband is a dickweed who thinks he's Seal, the Temptations AND fucking Phil Spector. Just because a couple of people have told him he has a good voice he's got an ego the size of Lake Michigan. Fuckface. Thanks for listening; this has wigged me out since last night.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 4:46pm.

"Jailbreak" is on one of the many AC/DC live cds. i have it but right now cannot find the cd or its cover or i'd tell you which. it's a single disc greatest hits cd --it has "jailbreak" and my favorite song "its a long way to the top"

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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"Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 1:31pm.

Don't start your political bullshit on this thread. Take it to the Clint Eastwood thread if you want to bash each other and fight.

So tired of perfectly good threads being ruined with political fighting! FUCK!
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Dumbass says something dumb, I'm calling them out on it.
This same person has insulted the entire Dlisted community up until now, so not sure why it's chatting up everyone now.

ANYway...I agree w. Dog...lady looks sad. :/

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LOL Twatty, maybe they're tone deaf if they think they are that good. Poor everyone else that had to listen to it. I'm serious, unless you were having a really good time inside/outside. I'd have left immediately after they started setting up! What did the host/ess say?

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literarylioness -- I think she was trying out hairdos.

Within -- yeah, I should have tripped on some cords. What really killed me is that when he was sitting down, listening to other people sing, he was singing along, like he was one of the Temptations or something, fucking aggravated me. I felt like turning around and saying, "shut the fuck up!!!" Too bad that shooting that happened three blocks away didn't happene there and the bullet didn't hit his ass!!!

Submitted by Tyroan on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 6:18pm.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 1:02pm
Oh, really? How do you reckon? Is the entire state of NH in the military? You don't even know what a socialist is. Obviously.

Haha I enjoyed that comment too. I am thinking, since NH ranks in the bottom 1/3 of states as far as per-capita military service, maybe she means NH fights socialism by hosting one of Romney's vacation homes. xD

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No, Tyroan I was going back about 200 hundred years to when General John Stark on July 31, 1809 wrote:

"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils"

He was New Hampshire's most famous soldier of the American Revolutionary War, not a discount bin of Ted Nugent tapes (although Ted Nugent probably knows who John Stark was and his importance in American history).

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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 1:02pm
Oh, really? How do you reckon? Is the entire state of NH in the military? You don't even know what a socialist is. Obviously.

Haha I enjoyed that comment too. I am thinking, since NH ranks in the bottom 1/3 of states as far as per-capita military service, maybe she means NH fights socialism by hosting one of Romney's vacation homes. xD

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It looks like she is using mug shots to try hair dos!

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Twatty, you're a good friend. I'd be tripping on the cables at every chance. "OOOPs, did I unplug that thing, SORRY!!!" "Oh, not again!" hahaha Can you take something for the headache or is that a no-no?

OnT: Did MK, say why this woman's cheeks are redder than a baboon's ass?

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I would've made a bad cop because I would have shot her stereo the second time I had to visit her and fill out paperwork. Prolly would've tased her ass a'la Neicy Nash too.

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Within -- you should have seen this shit. This set-up must have cost a least 2-3 thousand dollars. Speakers on stands, teleprompter, this shit was tricked-out. This is going to sound horrible, but I was actually hoping it would rain so that he couldn't bring the shit inside. The way he was telling other people to sing, hold their microphones, dude acted like fucking Phil Spector. Seriously, I had a migraine when I went; I am still nursing it and it was further aggravated by all that karaoke shit last night.

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Lucy♥, you forget Holan has survived a lot more than this. Her kind hasn't changed much since prehistoric times. She's more resilient than you think... Pete "Dreamboat" Doherty is a distant cousin and look at him! lolol

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Twatty, did you say they brought their own Karaoke machine?!? ahahahahahah that's too much! Hardcore foreplay, UGH!

OnT: Hope this lady's family shows her these pics when she sobers up. And that they take away all her speakers!

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Letinstar.....cheers to the El Camino. Will always hold a very special spot in my heart cause my amazing dad had at least four. My favorite is the 454. Only negative was that damned Hurst linkage that was a constant problem.