Vanity Fair Exposes Tommy Girl's Beard Grooming Habits
The sound of a bloated gay walrus cackling is coming from the Scientology salon this afternoon, because as one of the stylists grooms and prunes the dead beaver on John Travolta's head, he's giggling with the goyls about Vanity Fair's cover story on the search to find Tommy Girl's third beard wife.
Most of us already know the romantic tale of how Scientology auditioned several actresses for the role of Tommy's wife and when ScarJo and Jessica Alba ran far away from that foolery, they settled on Katie Holmes' simple ass. Vanity Fair's Maureen Orth went deeper into that mess and writes that Iranian-born, British-raised actress Nazanin Boniadi almost became Mrs. Tommy Girl, but she screwed it up by "disrespecting" Scientology's other reigning tiny queen David Miscavige.
After Nicole Kidman's marriage contract with Tommy was up, Scientology wanted to find the perfect beard wife who'd obey all the laws of L. Ron Hubbard and who'd keep a straight face when Tommy sashayed in smelling like man anus and dick milk. David Miscavige's wife Shelly was named team leader of Mission Impossible: Make Tommy Look Like He's Into Pussy. Shelly started looking for Tommy's third wife within Scientology and narrowed in on Nazanin.
The head crazies at Scientology brought Nazanin in and told her she'd been selected for a very important mission. For one full month, they audited her every day and made her over by making her lose her braces, highlights and boyfriend. Nazanin had to sign a confidentiality agreement and Scientology threatened to brand her with the "suppressive person" title if she screwed with them. When Scientology thought she was ready to meet Tommy Girl, they flew her to NYC for a date, which was chaperoned by several members of the cult.
On the first night of their date, Nazanin, who realized quickly this was an arranged marriage type of situation, stayed in Tommy's hotel suite, but they didn't bone, because his special alien powers failed him when he couldn't make a 9" dick grow out of her vagina. Tommy and Scientology kept grooming Nazanin for the next two months and she supposedly fell in love with his little ass. Scientology took away Nazanin's access to her own checking account and the only form of money she had was a credit card in the name of Tommy's production company. Every day, Nazanin was audited and had to verbally barf out any negative thoughts she had about Tommy. Even though Nazanin tried to stroke Tommy's ego as much as she could, it was never enough for him and he would tell her shit like, "I get more love from an extra than I do from you." Tommy had a point, because that extra was totally a dude and that extra's peen probably kissed his Scientolohole several times. That's real love.
Eventually, Nazanin was shaved off of Tommy's face, because they didn't think she was famous enough and because she disrespected Miss David Miscavige by doing this:
According to the knowledgeable source, Boniadi also offended Scientology chief David Miscavige, who speaks rapidly, because she kept saying, “Excuse me?” when she was entertaining him and his wife during a visit to Telluride. In Scientology, the ability to have your communication “land” is crucial. Boniadi was excoriated by Cruise for disrespecting Miscavige. (A representative for Miscavige told Vanity Fair, “Mr. Miscavige doesn’t remember any girlfriend of anyone, in his entire life, insulting him.”)
Tommy never dumped Nazanin himself, but she learned he was done with her when she was moved out of his house and into the Scientology Center in Florida. When she was there, Nazanin told a friend about how she dated Tommy and the friend ratted a bitch out by reporting her to the head crazies at Scientology. Nazanin wasn't ever supposed to talk about being Tommy's beard, so they punished her by making her watch Battlefield Earth while completely sober. No, they punished her by making her feed Whoppers to Kirstie Alley. If you've ever seen a Scientologist with missing fingers and wondered how that happened, you now know how that happened.
NO, they really punished Nazanin by making her scrub toilets with toothbrushes, sell Dianetics on street corners and dig ditches in the middle of the night.
Of course, Scientology denies every single piece of Vanity Fair's story.
None of this is exactly shocking or new, but every now and again we need to be reminded that nothing good comes from Scientology. Okay, that's not totally true. Something good can come from Scientology if they make a reality show about the search for Tommy's next beard. They can call it The Batshitcrazylor. And instead of giving them a rose, Tommy will give the losers a shovel to dig ditches (aka their own grave) in the dirt field behind the Scientology Center.
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http://www.hoganworld-italia.com/
Il giovane si limitò Dea Jiang Chenxi una svolta hogan scarpe senza guardare indietro e marciò indietro. Ben presto, il giovane sarebbe tornato alla locanda, poi Ji Yuchen, è andato dritto nella stanza, "scattò Notte. La scarpe hogan gioventù è spazio per meditare, un colpo improvviso alla porta. Giovane fronte Wei Zhou, aprire la porta, visto che è inattaccabile.
http://www.scarpehoganscarpe-italia.com/
It's sad what people will do for fame.
Just a few random statements because I don't want to argue about Tommy Girl anymore....
NICOLE KIDMAN is a fucking BRILLIANT ACTRESS and has shown herself to be brilliant and very versatile in many movies. I think she could have potentially been the next fucking STREEP if not for "face freezing"! I'm sure a decade being with bossy Tommy Girl would manifest such insecurities though!(She does seem to be finally empowering herself again though)
KATIE HOLMES is only a "good" actress in the same way Tommy Girl is only a "good" actor. She will never even come close to being a great actress like Nicole is. That being said Katie is a hell of a lot stronger than Nicole and barely even made an effort to mask her constant discontent like Nicole did for the paparazzi. Katie quickly realized she fucked herself and always looked MISERABLE while married to Tommie Girl but did the right thing once she realized Tommie Girl wanted to ship Suri off to "Sea Org"!
Anyone read: "Inside Scientology: The Story of America's Most Secretive Religion"?
Some scary fucking shit in this book!!!
Nicole is a "suppressive person" person because she actually steered Tommy Girl away from Scientology for almost a decade! David Miscavige orchestrated the divorce.(But let's be honest...
Nicole wasn't getting any hard peen anyway from Tommy)
Anyway I wish both ladies the best and even as a gay man I wish Tommy Girl the worst because he is a douchebag!(But I do hope he comes to grips with his sexuality and even more than that I hope he one day realizes that he is the biggest pawn in the game of $$$cientology!)
And lastly as a human being I hope a bus runs over David Miscavige's head because he is fucking EVIL! And if there is a "HELL" the is where known con-artist/theif L Ron Hubbard is rotting right now for starting this scam to begin with.
Mother and daughter have Btittish citizenship... At the time of the articles.. Both women have left the * church * .. After reading what happened to Shelly Miscaviages mother.. Shelly is.currently missing... Was glad to hear they were both alive.
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
I bet they are already shopping for another robot....ooops wife for Tom Cruise.
I think he seems like a nice guy overall but I think Scientology just messed him up. I think whatever he confessed the Scientolgist they are using against him and he can't leave. Also the fact he had dyslexia growing up made him him insecure & awkward. You hear stories how he could not read his lines when he first started acting. I agree w/ the poster who said he maybe has confidence problems. Perhaps he is not the sharpest crayon in the box.
If she is Persian/Iranian, where are her parents? Bet she grew-up Muslim and can't talk to them anymore.
I've been reading the articles EC linked to from the Village Voice so it's taken me a while to comment. But frankly there's nothing in this VF article we didn't already know, right? Same shit, different girl.
I'll say this again, I don't think TC is gay (even the author of the VV articles, someone who's written about COS for years, had this to say: "(I've removed the names from the report out of fairness to the people named in it. Also, every source I've talked to who knows Cruise well says the man is not gay. I can't say the same for Travolta.)". So I really don't think he is. I just think he is so painfully socially inept and so deep in this cult there's no way for him to meet someone through anything resembling a normal channel.
Another thing that seemed to be a prevailing theme throughout those VV articles was that TC is in so deep in the cult and so snowed by DM that he's legitimately blind to what this cult is doing to its members.
It's so crazy. But I believe what a couple of other posters here have said, and that's that if he renounced the church, all would be forgiven. I wouldn't even have a problem if he became one of those "Independant" Scientologists who practice the doctrine but are not associated with the church.
Hey Mefunigirl, ya passed out last night too, don't know how long I'll be able to keep up the staying up late but I'll do my best! Been good mefuni, having a great weekend so far! How about you, gearing up for a busy week too!? ☺☺☺
OnT: Tommy's next beard should be a gorgeous undercover seal trained to rescue his ass from the clutches of Miscavige! lol
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Hi Within! Saw you come on last night as my eyes were closing. Ever since I came back from N.O. I've been on more of an East Coast time, so don't stay up till 4 am anymore. Ive become such a wimp.
How ya been?
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Hey Thamar & Mefunigirl! *waves*
Gotta get caught up, looks like MK's been up for a while, for shame (on me) lolol
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LOL NDNChief, passed out and missed the dranky party! grrrr Good luck with the books chief! Got 2 more days of freedom myself, eheheheheh
@Loopy, lol. You're too modest! <3
OnT: with regards to TommyGirl, I'll repeat, if he left the schizoid organization, things would turn around for him. Stay with them, tough luck bro!
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Submitted by cici on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 1:10am. so anybody who defends T.C. is a Scientologist? Following that logic, everybody but Scientologists hate Tom Cruise. You're obviously a child poster, right? Go to bed!
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Nope but you never really post here, sorry if I am wrong, and that VF article attracted the usual weird Scientology defenders. Sooooo yes I thought the same. Either way good luck defending that weirdo and his pathetic cult.
Submitted by Thamar on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 10:25am.
Tom listen. Quit that bitch Miscarriage. Just quit. We don't care what you told the auditor. Get the hell outta that shit.
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You know, he has such a charming way about him (albeit fake) If he DID quit that shit and came out and said "I don't know what I was thinking, I was totally blindsided and suckered, it has cost me so much" people would actually forgive this man.
He has a dazzling smile, good star looks and puts out movies people want to see.
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And in regards to him being awkward in interviews, media events..that actually makes him a bit endearing. Those are artificially staged events that any average person would struggle with being "normal". Especially if you're shy. What really matters is how he is in a truly normal setting. And literally everyone who has worked with him sings his praises.
Not trying to be a T.C. cheerleader; but the freakish obsession with crucifying him is disgusting and worthy of being called out.
Okay cici... but I am just going to think he is weird as hell if you don't mind. shy???? He is brainwashed.
I'm not saying Tommy boy is a saint. I'm sure he has control issues - but is he really the evil troll some people want to say he is? Just take a look at his wives...all were purported to be extremely ambitious actresses. All married him when he was already famous/successful. Despite his talent, I don't think he's all that bright when it comes to weeding out the users. Yes, he may be using them a bit too, his insecurity needs a hot actress on his arm. But marriage is a 2 way street.
NDN had small mouth bass for dinner!
Tom listen. Quit that bitch Miscarriage. Just quit. We don't care what you told the auditor. Get the hell outta that shit.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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I fished and played horseshoes and drank heavily.
Now it's books and classes and dank.
Class time ! !
See ya next time summer;Summer! !
If the Mayans are wrong!?!
I bought my 1st ever license for fishing this year. I'm 6/12 this summer.
HOLIDAY ! ! ! ! !
Hey NDN! What have you been up to?
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Lol SFRB, I should've known! Love the guy in the background yelling!
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@LOoopty(drunko it stays). . . One trick pony's don't last here.
NITE CREW ! ! !
Submitted by NDNchief on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 3:31am.
its very flattering and you all give me too much credit, but im just a one trick pony.
gnight bambam lol
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 4:15pm.
So basically you have one of Hollywood's most famous actors belonging to a cult where they take a young woman and punish her by making her scrub toilets and dig ditches at night. And HE gets to present "Best Picture" at the Academy Awards while they piss, moan and bitch about the "Republican war on women". Have to love it.
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This, +2
The cover photo has got to be old because Katie's nose no longer looks like that - she had it "surgeried" several years ago. Look at the bridge in the VF photo, vs. now (higher, thinner bridge).
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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MY BAD . . .
I forgot to greet Within. . .
Greetings and salutations Within. . .
*sweet nectar*
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 2:16am.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 1:28am.
Loopy, I nominate you for blog duty alongside Sweetas next time MK takes a vacation. You make me laugh every single day. :^D
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ITA! Loopy, there's lots of people who think you're funny! I'll be here to defend you!
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Sup 22. . .
Loopy you are witty-ish. . .
That's above funny. . .
I'm . . . .................Bong hit!?!
SUp to the Nite Crew ! !
Night night Bambam, bangin' dreams!
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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I consider this OP(most hits); I hope all y'all snarky horZ are enjoying American Holiday.
BIG UPS TO MK ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !@ ! ! @! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ~
@ VOB,
Thanky baby *kicks dirt, acts humble* Actually I'm not the writer, it's voice #3 in my head that's the writer.
The filthy stuff is all mine though. ;)
I'm out, g'nite Vee, Withy (dirrrty girl) and loops (hor).
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 3:11am.
yeah Australian beef is top stuff Within :) we produce good men down under lol
ONT: well CO$ is only using tommy for his $$$ and he is only miscaviage's right hand bitch right now cuz he is still on the A-list, but when tommy goes down (which he does often) the list, they will drop him like hot potatoes.
Bam.. On an off topic but serious note.. You are an excellent writer... Smart.. Insightful.. And filthy when needed..
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Yum yum Loopy, Rhys is the hawtness! But the others too! Omg! See you could whip up man candy in two seconds flat! you could do, "presented without comment" with all pics ahahah just kidding sweets. Prefer ya here anyway, so we can chat with ya!
OnT: ya if TommyGirl stays with CO$, too bad for him if his star power dwindles further down the drain! They're shady and he should get out of there!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 3:02am.
i can only dream *drifts away into sleep*
@SFRB & Within I hope i dont get in trouble for this. but here is more water polo beef.
Australian men's water polo player Rhys Howden
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85ftxFyWW1rno82io1_500.jpg
and his aussie team mates
http://www.thefablife.com/files/gallery/hot_teams_final/waterpolo.jpg
http://hungeree.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/olympic-water-polo_230472...
more italian
http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2012/08/11/1226448/062620-london-ol...
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 2:47am.
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You would so love to be smashed in that group! Ololo
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Submitted by cici on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 11:57pm.
Fact: tom cruise has been nominated for an academy award three times.
Katie's bombs were not Tom Cruise's fault. That's a juvenile post not worth a response.
Read the reviews for Katie's Broadway debut. Were those his fault too? Nicole Kidman won raves and awards for To Die For,Moulan Rouge...was that because of Tom Cruise?
Katie Holmes is a hit or miss actress. With the right role, she may be good. But she's really not a major talent.
And i think the parading of Suri in front of the cameras may have been more Katie's idea. He didn't parade his other two children out in front of the media. And he's reportedly been seeking homes around NYC that offer privacy for Suri unlike her mom who daily parades her in front of the press.
He just isn't that great at marriage unfortunately.
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Lord in heaven will you just stop already? Katie's "bombs" as you call them, weren't bombs at all, just typical roles for someone trying to establish themselves. The only ones I know of were a supporting role in the Gift and an independent movie Pieces of April, which I thought was pretty good overall. As for her Batman role, well they didn't want her back because of Tom. The cast and director felt they were an ensemble cast and Tom soured them on Katie with his meddlings. And Broadway? The woman's never done it before, never put in the work, what would you think her first performance would be like? And how do you think she managed to get a sweet role like that in the first place?
Tom threw his weight around, pulled some strings, if his baby wants it he's gonna get it for her.
Listen, Katie has a gorgeous face but she isn't a great actress, maybe she could've been if she worked her way up the ladder. She might be guilty of taking a short cut or two but you are just naive if you can't see this guy's controlling behavior with his last two wives, or his awkwardness or his over aggressive attempts to appear the regular guy. Good god, have you seen him kiss a woman onscreen? I've seen guys with lips thin as wafers kiss a woman better than he does.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 2:46am.
SFRB, didn't you see Loopy's Olympic hunk hall of fame lists (with links)? you missed out! worth a look back, there were several olol
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i still have the list and so does winterowl lol
Submitted by SFRB on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 2:42am.
lol omg i clicked on your youtube link.
well thats different! lol
Submitted by SFRB on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 2:42am.
those were the only ones i could get my hands on in the split 2minutes.
but gimme 20minutes and ill find you an encyclopedia of hot men.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 2:43am.
I think the water polo players are allowed to stay hairy or al naturale if they wished.
because Great Britain men's water polo team
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/06/article-2184582-146A3537000005...
they all shaved.
SFRB, didn't you see Loopy's Olympic hunk hall of fame lists (with links)? you missed out! worth a look back, there were several olol
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Wow Loopy, so nice with hair! I thought they forced them to shave it off. Nomnomnom! Lolol
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Wow Loopy!
Thanks! I have to sit on a towel now, but thanks!!
Submitted by SFRB on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 2:34am.
:) my list catered for all taste buds, so it wasnt all the smooth shaven guys who made it, some of the waterpolo players didnt shave for their matches, and OMG wow... they look soo good.
Italian men's water polo team
http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/sp/reuters/20110728/14/1001161095-28072011140621....
USA men's water polo team
http://sissydude.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/8801_54051-1024x682.jpg
Greek water polo player Giorgos Afroudakis
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LikzyndVj-g/S_K0YhgBmpI/AAAAAAABbd8/PH2RAKGEUv...
I wish I could have taken in eyefulls of fit olympic mens with hairy chests and tummies. I love that stuff. I know they have to shed it to swim and to be aerodynamic.
Wowl, look at this hairy sexy olympian:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMnN5TusXn0
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 2:25am.
yes I'm having withdrawal symptoms from the lack of hot fit athletic men on my TV. *ssshhhhh* lol I haven't deleted that list either.
I can't wait for what Rio 2016 will bring! Fresh new talent!
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 2:25am.
OMG Yes I totally forgot Alias Agent Sydney Bristoe also auditioned to be the beard.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 2:23am.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 2:16am.
If I was moderating, I'd turn this site into a "Post-Olympics Mens Watch: Where are they now? we catch up with all the hotties but not notties"
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I love your dedication to the Olympic menz! I still have the list of hotties you posted! : D
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