Hot Slut Of The Day!
The exquisitely elegant dress that Lady Mary Charteris wore to her wedding to musician Robbie Furze in England on Friday.
I was watching some dumb wedding show like My Fair Wedding with David Pooteraorwhateverhisname a few weeks ago and he said that a bride should choose a wedding gown that is so timeless and classic that she would wear it again in 20 years. Lady Mary Charteris definitely followed his advice when she chose this graceful and demure wedding dress designed by Pam Hogg (the genteel yellow-haired rockabilly cowgirl in the pictures a below). In 50 years from now, our children will gasp at the perfection of this same gown when Prince William and Duchess Kate’s granddaughter wears it to her royal wedding. It’s timeless enough to be a royal family heirloom.
It’s what the Slut Dress would give birth to if it made beautiful pure love with a harlequin angel on top of a swan lake. Grace Kelly is somewhere up in heaven, slapping herself with a white silk handkerchief for not wearing this work of sophistication to her wedding. Would you expect anything less from a genteel lady who has the “lady” title in her name?
And five seconds after the picture above was taken, those dusty pink roses shriveled up and died, because they knew they could never compete with the sheer beauty of Lady Mary’s gown.
