Hot Slut Of The Day!
The exquisitely elegant dress that Lady Mary Charteris wore to her wedding to musician Robbie Furze in England on Friday.
I was watching some dumb wedding show like My Fair Wedding with David Pooteraorwhateverhisname a few weeks ago and he said that a bride should choose a wedding gown that is so timeless and classic that she would wear it again in 20 years. Lady Mary Charteris definitely followed his advice when she chose this graceful and demure wedding dress designed by Pam Hogg (the genteel yellow-haired rockabilly cowgirl in the pictures a below). In 50 years from now, our children will gasp at the perfection of this same gown when Prince William and Duchess Kate's granddaughter wears it to her royal wedding. It's timeless enough to be a royal family heirloom.
It's what the Slut Dress would give birth to if it made beautiful pure love with a harlequin angel on top of a swan lake. Grace Kelly is somewhere up in heaven, slapping herself with a white silk handkerchief for not wearing this work of sophistication to her wedding. Would you expect anything less from a genteel lady who has the "lady" title in her name?
And five seconds after the picture above was taken, those dusty pink roses shriveled up and died, because they knew they could never compete with the sheer beauty of Lady Mary's gown.
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Per vedere il volto giovanile del hogan scarpe inattaccabile ammucchiati l'aspetto di una risata a buon mercato, e disse: "Ragazzo, è, alla fine, con la Dea Jiang Chenxi Qual è il rapporto"
"Non ha importanza." I giovani guardano inattaccabile indifferente detto. "? Non importa" La risata inattaccabile aspetto economico, indicò scarpe hogan la stanza accanto, abbassò la voce e disse: "Lo sai chi ha vissuto qui"
http://www.it-hoganscarpehogan.com/
Guardando questo ha hogan lasciato il giovane Jiang Chenxi fronte Weicu gli occhi esposti perplesso look. Infatti, dal primo vide il giovane, e sentì il giovane non è la stessa, che
http://www.hoganworld-italia.com/
Il giovane si limitò Dea Jiang Chenxi una svolta hogan scarpe senza guardare indietro e marciò indietro. Ben presto, il giovane sarebbe tornato alla locanda, poi Ji Yuchen, è andato dritto nella stanza, "scattò Notte. La scarpe hogan gioventù è spazio per meditare, un colpo improvviso alla porta. Giovane fronte Wei Zhou, aprire la porta, visto che è inattaccabile.
http://www.scarpehoganscarpe-italia.com/
White? Really??
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 7:26am.
speaking of hung like an army mule -- is it just me, or in Thumb #3, is there a perfect outline on her old man's pants, of his dongle hanging down to mid-thigh? (͡๏̯͡๏)
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol OMG curiosity got the better of me and i looked. i wish i didnt.
speaking of hung like an army mule --- is it just me, or in Thumb #3, is there a perfect outline on her old man's pants, of his dongle hanging down to mid-thigh? (͡๏̯͡๏)
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 3:49pm.
So, its hard to tell from the last photo, but it looks like there are little button down flaps on her wedding dress where the nipples are. Now that's kinky as hell...
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Now that I look more closely, you're right. Kinda like that little trick, just maybe not on a formal wedding dress... olol
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Tom Sturridge is a pretty hot guy when he cleans up.
http://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&source=mog&hl=en&gl=us&client=safa...
She's the daughter of the 13th Earl of Wemyss and 9th Earl of March. Her bio mom is a Guinness. She's thus related by marriage to Diana Mitford. Her dad and new wife are fans of trepanation. Her dad taught international relations to Bill Clinton at Oxford. All clear?
@PTBull & Who Datt - is a huge dick really a good enough reason to marry a hideous pig-man?
And LOL about the toupee hot glued on backwards!!! Nice one!!! :)
How many of these ugly "rocker" men exist in the UK? You have the beast that impregnated Sienna Miller, the pig that humps on Kate Hudson, this dude who looks like a skunk mated with a ferret...I don't get it? How could any girl be attracted to them? They look like they smell of old cheese and fish. Do you really want your children to be pig ugly? Think on little girls...
Looks like he could be one of those skinny guys with a donkey dick. The steam room in the health club was one of my favorite things, and there was this skinny guy with lots of tatoos who would sit down on the opposite bench and let his unnaturally long schlong dangle down over the edge of the bench.
If I was gay, this would doubtless have been the high point of my week, but as a straight, it only made me feel inadequate. :0
But if one is rich, aristocratic, and banging some hot stuff, they are indeed having the last laugh on me, regardless of silly clothes.
PS. Groom looks like a backwards toupee got hot glued on.
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Submitted by Who Datt on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 9:47pm.
I bet you the groom is hung like the Rude Man of Cerne Abbas. She maybe having the last laugh on us.
The distinction between boho and trailer park--as they say in the spinal tap movie: Fine line, that...
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Submitted by justincase on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 6:00pm.
... I agree with whoever suggested this may have originally been a boho themed event that veered unaccountably into the trailer park.
I bet you the groom is hung like the Rude Man of Cerne Abbas. She maybe having the last laugh on us.
Poor groom didn't finish his hair cut. The dress screams Atlantic City Ice Capades to me.
This and the Slut Dress ain't got nothing on the Ho Sweater!
http://youtu.be/MDQBrm4w4Sk
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Anyone who doesn't believe we evolved from apes has never seen how far I can fling my own shit.
It's not just the dress but her drabby hair and boring make-up.
Submitted by justincase on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 6:09pm.
@ Deb ... and I wanted to add, what is with the pantyhose and open toed shoes?? The new chic is looking ultra tacky.
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I guess that's it. Then everybody gets together to dine at London's version of "L'Idiot".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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@ Deb ... and I wanted to add, what is with the pantyhose and open toed shoes?? The new chic is looking ultra tacky.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 5:57pm.
True, Mani! Mick and Jerry's daughter is lovely. (I was spelling her name wrong).
Do you think the nude pantyhose with open-toed shoes is part of the "theme"?
God, I hope so!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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In my not too recent past I was a costume designer and builder and designed a few wedding dresses as well. In my more distant past, I ran various event spaces in SoHo, NYC and personally managed over 150 wedding events over a four year period.
You could say I was an expert critic of other people's weddings but back then I learned to keep my opinions to myself.
I agree with whoever suggested this may have originally been a boho themed event that veered unaccountably into the trailer park. The dress is unfortunate - clunky and clichéd while sloppy and slutty. The bride and designer were probably high and drunk when they mashed it together as a design idea. However I do love the Hogg's white boots with skinny jeans look.
The photo in the parking lot, with her father, is mildly disturbing to say the least.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 5:28pm.
Definitely a theme. All these richy-riches looking silly. How clever. Jeri Hall looks like holy hell.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2196996/Lady-Mary-Charteris...
Yes Deb but her daughter does look like the young Jeri we grew up with!
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I will not be showing my mom any of these pictures because she will start to plan my wedding to that dude that's been stalking me at the mall.
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OK I figured it out, the thing that bothers me the most about this dress (besides the obvious slutty wedding dress aspect) it's the drop waist line of this dress, its not strait, the designer decided to put a piece of tulle in a triangle shaped right where her vagina is, it's like im now being forced to look at her vagina
Also WTF is up with her hair and make up? it's like she told the stylist she wanted a boho-chic look but then decided at the last minute to wear this skanky dress, maybe her original wedding dress was a bohemian theme? You would think that if you were going to wear a dress like this, the rest of your wedding and look would match it, it drives me crazy when people dont stick to their style theme
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 3:15pm.
WTFOMGLOL -- why is Mr. WTF drooling? This woman has no body, no curves, no boobs, nothing. Please explain this to me. I'm sure your body is way hotter than this.
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awww.. you're sweet !! LOL . but no. I'm not thin like that.
he likes racehorse-thin women. thinks that one is hawt.
but I make him laugh, so I've got that going for me. :I
Definitely a theme. All these richy-riches looking silly. How clever. Jeri Hall looks like holy hell.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2196996/Lady-Mary-Charteris...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Big Fat Aristo-Gypsy Wedding fer sure.
THUMBNAIL 2 - is that Madonna photobombing them???
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And furze meaning farts in german is hilarious.
Submitted by CarrieOn on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 4:58pm.
When I clicked on this story, I honestly thought it was about the show "My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding," because that's exactly what this wedding looks like.
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This!! Me, too, and imagine the surprise when the word "Lady" suddenly appeared. Of course, there's not enough skin showing for a real gypsy wedding but they both look like they could be gypsies, so...lol.
Love whoever said the groom looks like Cletus from the Simpsons. Spot on.
Submitted by Cowjam: Her father is the 13th Earl of Weymss and 9th Earl of March, and her mother is a Guinness.
One of them fucked a horse, that's for sure.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 4:52pm.
Mercy FUCK! What is that thing with the yellow horse's tail stuck on its head?
That dear doggie is the 50+ yo designer of the dress.
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That woman (?) looks like Donatella Versace's uglier cousin. Either that or we just got a glimpse of what BloHan will look like when she turns 30.
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When I clicked on this story, I honestly thought it was about the show "My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding," because that's exactly what this wedding looks like.
And thanks, guys, for pointing out the peen in #3. I must go wash my eyes out now.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 4:52pm.
Mercy FUCK! What is that thing with the yellow horse's tail stuck on its head?
That dear doggie is the 50+ yo designer of the dress.
Mercy FUCK! What is that thing with the yellow horse's tail stuck on its head?
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This popped in my head:
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=gvmyTZEqlo8
I knew they made the slut dress, but the slut wedding dress? I don't think her walking down the aisle to the sound of dudes fapping was what she had in mind...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
This is one of those god-awful Pnini dresses. I have no idea why anyone would want to wear a dress that's 1/2 Fredrick's of Hollywood reject and 1/2 of an old wedding gown
from their grandma Ethel's attic.
Have you ever seen the dress that Howard Stern's second wife wore to their wedding? It rivalled this chicks dress in skankiness.
http://www.celebrityweddings411.com/2008/10/howard-stern-and-beth-ostros...
I'm still tickled by the yellow-haired cowgirl. She totally stole the show.
At first glance, I thought that was Alexis Arquette.
So, its hard to tell from the last photo, but it looks like there are little button down flaps on her wedding dress where the nipples are. Now that's kinky as hell.
As far as her being of aristocratic blood, she one simple bitch. ;)
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Snowball: Oh, and having your dad sport a woody clear enough that I can see the outline of the head while ogling your nipples in a parking lot. Classsssy.
Beaaaah! Dad is hung like a horse!
"Lady"??? O.o
I don't think she's ugly in the face but with all that money why couldn't she get her hair fixed up? Then again, it goes with her crappy dress. Never mind.
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Submitted by Cowjam on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 1:02pm.
She is descended from nobility on both sides of her family, and would have been a MUCH more acceptable royal wife than Kate. Her father is the 13th Earl of Weymss and 9th Earl of March, and her mother is a Guinness. Her blood is as blue as can be. Old Waity Katie isn't fit to wash her smalls
Might be true Cowjam, but it goes to show you
Money and "blue blood" doesn't buy you class.
This is one twampy dress.
WTFOMGLOL -- why is Mr. WTF drooling? This woman has no body, no curves, no boobs, nothing. Please explain this to me. I'm sure your body is way hotter than this.
Texndoc, I checked out the photos at The Daily Mail, and I believe you are right.It does point out the fine line between fashionably outrageous, and just plain tacky.
And they say gays ruin the institution of marriage!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
that is the tackiest wedding dress I have ever seen.
*wipes Mr. WTF's drool off monitor*
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 1:57pm.
Don't forget the PUS MEAT!
Why would she have a long traditional train and floor-length veil with this? She'll follow that tradition but ignore the one that frowns on showing your nipples, belly button and hipbones?
True elegance.
Oh, and having your dad sport a woody clear enough that I can see the outline of the head while ogling your nipples in a parking lot. Classsssy.