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September 1, 2012 / Posted by:

Pizza Hut’s Squirting Crust Pizza!

Pizza Hut Malaysia has finally solved the biggest dilemma facing cum sluts today. Many a cum slut would love to bite into a juicy pizza, but it’s hard for them to put their mouth around something that won’t shoot a load of sticky white gooeyness into the back of their throat. But now, sluts can have the best of both worlds thanks to Pizza Hut Malaysia’s new squirting crust pizza. When you bite into that long mound of dough, a glob of processed cheese and sauce made from chemically produced tomatoes will plop into your mouth. Then later when you’re rinsing the nasty taste from your mouth with Listerine, you’ll feel whole again.

Thank you, Pizza Hut Malaysia! Because most of us like our pizza like we like our dudes: doughy and oozing out cheese.

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