Saturday, September 1st 2012

Birthday Sluts

Bill Kaulitz (23)
Tom Kaulitz (23)
Scott Speedman (37)
J.D. Fortune (39)
Ricardo Chavira (41)
Padma Lakshmi (42)
Gloria Estefan (55)
Dr. Phil (62)
Barry Gibb (66)
Lily Tomlin (73)

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LASux's picture

WHO is Bill? He looks like an f to m tranny.

Dion flowerboy's picture

Belated HB to Barry "The Hot One" Gibb.

Del's picture

Wow. From a little hedgehog with make-up to ...this?

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BabyJane's picture

Bill, wha hoppened?

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Mrs_Fox's picture

Bills needs to either get it together or leave it alone. I can't believe he looks so bad when he's only 23.

britmachine's picture

Bill looks like that guy on that Million Dollar Listing Show on Bravo-- Josh flagg

snowball's picture

Someone who really likes Tokio Hotel. And Bill Kaulitz..uh, yeah. Doesn't normally look like this.

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/tokio-hotel?before=1340480349

Hockey fan's picture

Why a pic of this waste of space, oxygen, and fashion, and NOT one
of Barry Gibb in all his hairy-chested, falsetto-voiced, flowing auburn mane glory???
#hatingthisday

I do not approve of this Bill. Please bring back the Bill ala Emeriesan's avi. HB to Padma Lakshmi and....Bill.

Cowjam's picture

HB to talented and beautiful Gloria Esteban, a poet in two languages.

Side-eye to one of the many former Mrs. Salman Rushdies. If Marianne Wiggins couldn't hold him, what made her think she could? And how can a professional "chef" be so skinny?? #jussayin

Emeriesan's picture

I don't care what the haters gotta say, Happy Birthday to Mah Beautimous Bill.
And other sluts deserve a HB wish too.

veryoldbat's picture

Thank you Withy... I know better.. But these were creepie... Really creepie..:(

My issues now have issues.. So take a number.

Mani6's picture

Yes Raul! I too have been living in constant fear of the rhythm hunting me down and ripping my ears off! HB Gloria Estefan.

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WithinReason...'s picture

Veryoldbat, i know you can take a screen cap of the whole screen but if it's just a snippet, why not expand the conversation to the right side of the screen, then press your finger on a word, it lets you select and with your gestures expand the selection and then select copy. does that work? ;)

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RandéSleepover's picture

The BeeGees without harmonizing is like, umm--like very sad.

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

"Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 1:51pm.

kiki -- you know, I do, too! Tramp is more elegant, 'ho is so ghetto. Tramp it is!"

Tramp just seems ballsy and sassy. Like she only gets that label because other women are afraid of her prowess. 'Ho is just gutter trash.
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Cake666's picture

How, as a guy, do you manage to look like a bearded lady? Superfug.

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Dog's picture

The collar and epaulets of his jacket look like they could use some Proactiv. Itchy bitches.

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WithinReason...'s picture

Lucy♥, he's bloating and he's only 23? That can't be right. Male Lohan? ;)

@Twatty, I like both! Don't forget trollop, stankho, my fave may be slank! hahahaha

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 1:46pm.

Oh boy. What a fucking mess. Even his own twin won't bang him.

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So wrong. I love it.

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Twat Muffin's picture

kiki -- you know, I do, too! Tramp is more elegant, 'ho is so ghetto. Tramp it is!

Within -- whaddya think? Tramp vs. 'ho?

WithinReason...'s picture

KiKi, "2. Leave the tramp, take the cannoli?" omgrotfl!

Oh.. we're gonna need a bigger horrr... err tramp. Hhaha

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

Oh boy. What a fucking mess. Even his own twin won't bang him.

Raul Duke's picture

HB to Gloria Estefan, Raul still live in constant fear that the rhythm is gonna get him!

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kikichanelconspiracy's picture

Within - New dlisted mottos: 1. Live and let tramp? 2. Leave the tramp, take the cannoli?

Sorry Twatty - I personally prefer tramp to ho.
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What's a Kaulitz?

HB to Barry Gibb. Now you stand alone. :-(

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chinlee3's picture

I wonder if the little Fraulein's still dig Tokio Hotel since Kaulitz did that to himself? Too bad.

WithinReason...'s picture

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 12:59pm.
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Glad I changed it Twatty, I just didn't think it was appropriate to say skank there. We're all ho's btw! *muah*

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Foxxy Brown's picture

HB Lily Tomlin, Barry Gibb and rest of list except Dr. Fraud

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Twat Muffin's picture

Within -- when we want to play around, we're 'hos; when other nasty, diseased broads play around, they're skanks.

swarm-of-locusts's picture

HB to all! I am just going to assume that Bill is mid-process of achieving whatever look he's trying to go for. While he's still a skinny, little thing he does look like he put on weight; something he really needed to do.

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WithinReason...'s picture

Doll-Parts, Tokyo Hotel.

Bill was a hot slut, now not so much.

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They founded Tokio Hotel (a German/American) band. Wikipedia has a spot on them. Hotties - both of them.

Doll-Parts's picture

Who are Paul and Tom Kaulitz??? Could not find a Wiki page.

"This world is a whore."

WithinReason...'s picture

Twatty, is a ho? YASSSS hehehehe #noshame
lol (ho = playah)

It's sad to think the only Gibb is Barry now...

ETA: ho sounds better than skank Twatty.

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Twat Muffin's picture

Within -- you're so right. Look at the line-up of skanks for Carl, Jr.'s -- Parasite, Kim KarTRASHian, that cow Kate Upton, each & every one a total, disgusting, diseased slut.

kiki -- if I were famous, I'd be burning a trail across the country trying to bed Meloni, Jon Hamm & Mark Harmon on a nightly basis; I'd be a total 'ho!!!

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WithinReason...'s picture

Must we preface with "Skanks are a good thing on DListed?" ahhahah Come on, let the sluts be!

@KiKi, I find her funny too!

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imsonotoverbrad's picture

What happened to pretty Bill? Ew!!

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WithinReason...'s picture

Crazyinjapan, just look at her LONG list of lovahs... it's pages long. ;)

@Twatty, anyone with a Carl's Jr. commercial = skank. "More than just a piece of meat" OLOLOL ☺

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Twat Muffin's picture

Hekki -- no, I can't, it's involving a legal case. The story is so specific the only person it could lead back to is me. And I'm under a gag order, too. It wouldn't be pretty if I spoke.

crazyinjapan -- Padma got knocked up by the brother of the guy who started Dell computers, who's also shitload wealthy, too. She has a history of only dating wealthy guys. Plus she always looks slutty & dirty to me, too, like she'd reek of pussy fumes or something.