Randy Jackson Gets Demoted From Judge To Mentor
As expected, American Idol has taken the dawg out back and he won't be at the judge's table to hold down Mimi when she tries to butterfly punch Nicki Minaj's wig off. TMZ is hearing that Randy Jackson's judge's chair has been pulled out from under his ass and the producers are giving him the mentor role instead. The producers don't really want to give Randy the mentor role, but they're afraid that the world will stop spinning if he doesn't have someone to say "yo dawg, yo dawn, yo dawg, I wasn't feeling it, yo dawg, yo dawg" to all the time.
The producers are looking to get the ass cheeks of a country star, like Keith Urban, in the third judge's chair and they also want to cast a fourth judge. Kanye West was talking to the producers at one point about having a seat at the judge's table, but that's not going to happen. So sadly, Ryan Gaycrest won't get a natural tan when Mimi and Kanye's egos rub together and sparks a wall of flames that shoots toward the stage.
TMZ's source says that the producers aren't sure who should get the fourth seat, but I have two suggestions. Since they're just throwing piles of money at Mimi and Nicki, they should save a few coins by casting a plastic Randy Jackson bobble head doll that says "YO DAWG!" on a loop or they should try to get the empty RNC chair. If that empty chair can handle getting yelled at by Dirty Harry, it can totally handle those tone-deaf singing kids.
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This show reeks.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad:
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Yeah, when I read the credits and the notes in the pages of the cd as I listened to her music, I was shocked and so sad. What a shame that she had so much talent and she never get the chance to see how much her music would affect the world.
And YES, her and Israel Kamakawiwo'ole's (my brother bought the cd for me from Hawaii before i started to hear the song in ads) version of Somewhere over the Rainbow are truly the best!
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Does anyone still watch this show?
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 2:41pm.
Her version of Somewhere Over The Rainbow is probably #1 or #2 for me. The other one is
the Hawain guy that also died really young.
From Obesity:(
I am having a terrible time with names today grrr
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 6:15pm.
you're not referring to Crystal Bowersox are you? She was a hippie who played guitar and had really bad teeth and dreadlocks but her voice was more like Janice Joplin. Eva Cassidy has the voice of an angel!
Thanks! That's her. You are right, she did sound alot like Janice Joplin. But she did one song that reminded me of Eva Cassidy. I have all of her CD's and her bio is so sad. Her parents put her music out there after she died.
The real question is, WHY is this show still on, and why should we care! hahaha Can't with Seacrest. ;p
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Whamo, I first heard of Eva Cassidy at a Barnes&Noble years ago. I was there and they played her whole album and with every new song, I would go "god she has such a beautiful voice". Before I left I asked the people in the music section who that was and they told me. I bought the cd on the spot!
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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 1:34pm.
There was a gal on there a couple of years ago---hippyish, bad teeth but I loved her voice. Reminded me of Eva Cassidy. My fav.
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you're not referring to Crystal Bowersox are you? She was a hippie who played guitar and had really bad teeth and dreadlocks but her voice was more like Janice Joplin. Eva Cassidy has the voice of an angel!
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This show should have been over a few years ago. Funny how everyone is more concerned over who will judge instead of finding new talent.
thank god he's gone. only one left to get rid of is ryan. he's so annoying and I hate how he is everywhere. Enough already!
I won't miss "yo yo dawg" from Randy who really tried promoting african americans.. even if they were the worst.
Good grief.
Laterness to youbert.
Dawg.
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ohh god can they just cancel all these shows already...its not the any of the winners ever get more than 15 seconds of fame.
besides the first season where the fattie boomba the gay face, all the other winners havent being memorable.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 1:34pm.
There was a gal on there a couple of years ago---hippyish, bad teeth but I loved her voice. Reminded me of Eva Cassidy. My fav
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I had to look up Eva C as I'd never heard of her before..Man how tragic was THAT!, I'll be honest it hurt to read that, I always feel bad for people that get news like that and don't have time time to say proper goodbyes. 33 is WAY too young to go! I will go and line up a bunch of her tunes on youtube and give her a listen Pushy. I love finding new (different) artist to add to my collection.
Edit...Man she sure has a beautiful voice Pushy!!
Somewhere over the rainbow...very pretty version, thanks Pushy you've managed to make be both happy and sad with this, I understand this was the last live song she did before she passed, knowing she had but weeks to go:(
ugh, just get rid of the damn show.
EvilShoe: He's not related to MJ.
I was being facetious. There's a Randy in the Jacko family.
This show jumped the shark ages ago. Now they're trying to make it another The Voice. Ain't gonna happen.
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This confirms that AI is all about the judges except when the amateurs are being humiliated. The big picture reveals an entertainment industry that is morally and creatively bankrupt.
I've been watching some Danish TV programs, via BBC, which are freaking brilliant. Thank goodness for Youtube and torrents.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 12:50pm.
This POS show is so pathetic
Yeah it is but there's nothing else on:) and I already read 1-2 hours a night so don't tell me to read. Just kidding. There was a gal on there a couple of years ago---hippyish, bad teeth but I loved her voice. Reminded me of Eva Cassidy. My fav.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 1:31pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 12:35pm
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Oh, my bad!! ROFL You see how closely I monitor country music, and AI.
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not that I watch the show, but I never fucking got it with this guy - his credentials have always seemed a bit fuzzy to me. plus, now you know how desperate the show must be if they're throwing such unbelievably stoopid money at the likes of Mimi and Minaj. I smell the last season, bitches!
I thought i heard they wanted more white judges? Is that why there pushing him to the background?
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Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 12:35pm.
No, it was Carrie Underwood that came from AI.
God only knows how/why Taylor Swift is successful.
She can't sing!
This will probably be the last season. They think they are going to get younger hipper people to watch with that Nicky. They won't and the
audience that has kept this show going: middle age and older women will tune out.
Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 12:21pm.
"ABDC"
?? i assume it's something Randy produces?
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 1:02pm.
Guess it's back to gnawing Michael's dead body for loose change...
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He's not related to MJ.
He is pretty useless as a judge from what I saw this past season. As a mentor he can still do what he always does, and that's talk about how he used to tour with Journey.
*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*
Guess it's back to gnawing Michael's dead body for loose change...
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 12:50pm.
This POS show is so pathetic that it's marketing comes from who is a judge rather than who is the talent. The talent is irrelevant the second they turn the cameras off at the end of the show.
Exactly. AI should have ended after the first three or four seasons. So few of the winners have managed to have mainstream success. Why not go out on a high note (no pun intended) instead of becoming a joke? Oh, wait...$$$$$$$$$$$. Never mind, carry on.
Wow. Cancel this shit already.
This POS show is so pathetic that it's marketing comes from who is a judge rather than who is the talent. The talent is irrelevant the second they turn the cameras off at the end of the show.
Who was last years winner.....don't worry, I'll wait......................exactly...who???
Yes they've had some luck, but for all the hype and BS more talent has been found and signed based on people seeing them in their element, on stage and earning the RIGHT to be signed.
Fuck AI and fuck Glee, it's part of the reason the industry is at an absolute alltime shitfest low. They take music from people's souls and turn it into gay Broadway show tune SHIT. These people didn't write their music to have it murdered by a bunch of fucknut kids. And fuck this idea that it turns a new generation on to the original artist BULLSHIT! It turn them on to the one POS version someone fucked in the ass and when they buy the REAL DEAL they think....this doesn't sound like the assfucked version I liked, these guys suck. Sorry ALL these shows need to be brought around behind the barn and shot!!!
WORD UP!
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Is it confirmed Nikki M is on there? What a downgrade if so. She is not talented. Her songs mainly consist of her talking about people who did her wrong and how she's so great.
Simon, Paula, and Randy had good chemistry together and all seemed to have their fair share of fans.. I have no idea why they would mess with that in the first place. It really doesn't matter who sits in those seats anymore because it will never be the same. They'd be better off scraping American Idol all together and starting over with a brand new show.
Wow, this show is going from bad to worse.
The best thing about last season was Jimmy Iovine.
End this show already... send it out to pasture like Jersey Shore.
Enough is Enough! If Randy had any pride, he would just leave too.
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I am not sure why this is news today, because he was demoted the same time Tyler and JLo were fired.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 12:31pm.
THANK YOU!! Didn't we get Swifty from that shit? I don't know, because I'm not into masochism.
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Is anyone still watching this?
After drunk ass Paula left, it all went downhill from there.
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Awwwwwww, HAIL NO! Seriously, I don't give any shit. Stopped watching when Simon Cowell decided to stop leaving his farts in Idol's chair.
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He's got enough money, and this show has been over for years now. Why it is still on baffles me.
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And people willingly watch this shit fest?
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Get Celine Dion or Cher.
They don't need a fourth judge, it drags the show down. See Ellen and Kara DioWTF.
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Nikki minaj, REALLY? They're not even trying to act like they give a shit about this show anymore.
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yeah right, this was Randy's idea. they would never screw over a money maker and Randy's not only an original judge but ABDC is one of the best shows on MTV.