Friday, August 31st 2012

Birthday Sluts

Deborah Gibson (42)
Jeff Hardy (35)
Sara Ramirez (37)
Chris Tucker (42)
Queen Rania of Jordan (42)
Jonathan LaPaglia (43)
Gina Schock (55)
Julie Brown (57)
Marcia Clark (59)
Richard Gere (63)
Van Morrison (67)

Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 9:00pm.

Debbie IS skankified; not attractive at 43.

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Submitted by babsee on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 6:36pm.

warm love..... bring it on home (live)..... caravan...brand new day..... happy happy birthday to my favorite nasty leprechaun, VAN the MAN!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 5:50pm.

Little_rascal and AtomicCity, loved Gere in An Officer and a Gentleman and American Gigolo. Best work he ever did! :)

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 5:49pm.

HB to all the birthday sluts today! OMG Debbie, you really skankified! You and Tiff are total ho's! YASSSSS! lol

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Submitted by AtomicCity on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 5:40pm.

Yes, Fred I'm from KTown.

I met David Keith at one of my good friend's family gatherings. I honestly knew him only as the guy who wasn't Richard Gere from Officer. But, we're notoriously nice around here and I introduced myself as I did everyone else. He acted as if I wanted him to sign my boob and was obsessed, when I was less than impressed. I was just raised to be cordial.
But what really got me is how he always sits on the sidelines of UT games, like he's freaking Peyton Manning. One of the UT team officer's grandsons was in a car wreck which left him paralyzed from the neck down and massive brain trauma. After MONTHS of therapy, arrangements had been made so Erik (the quadraplegic 16 year old that D Keith was biching about) could sit on the sideline, since he is a HUGE SEC fan, and the UT football team had really supported his recovery. He's a huge SEC fanatic. When he relearned to speak his honest to God first words were "Roll Tide" (I know all of this because he's my cousin).
Mr. Keith then pitched a fit that he was relocated, and after the game, both teams signed the game ball and presented it to Erik. D Keith again pitched a fit like a little girl that didn't get his Lite Brite for Christmas.
Screw him forever...and not with sexy results.
Sorry for the rant. I try not to speak ill of many people, but he's one.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 1:45pm.

What the FUCK, Debbaaaayyy??

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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
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Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK

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Submitted by Webberbear on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 11:28am.

I'm sure it's been posted here before, but you know Richard Gere practically owes his career to John Travolta? Johnny turned down starring in both "American Gigolo" and "An Officer and a Gentleman".

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 11:09am.

HB Richard Gere! Always was, always will be one of the most gorgeous men out there. Gerbil rumors be damned.

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Submitted by ewlulu on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 11:01am.

Happy Birthday Van!

Thought the picture was of those two headed girls who have the TV show.....

Submitted by GRABY on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 9:55am.

You forgot two Rapper's Joe Budden, (of Eminem's Slaughterhouse group) and Hell Rell of Dipset both have a birthday on August 31st as well. Both arepretty big names.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 9:46am.

Submitted by AtomicCity on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 9:03am.

Richard Gere, I don't care what anyone days of your hamster-butt play, you were so do damn sexy in An Officer And A Gentleman.

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Agree, he was great in that movie! Also loved him in "American gigolo".

HB to Richard Gere!

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Submitted by IWannaBeMonicaB... on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 9:27am.

Sara Ramirez is the shit. I didn't stay invested in Grey's Anatomy as a whole, but she can act, AND has a gorgeous singing voice. HB!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYEcQD1yS6A&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 8:32am.

"I cry every chance I get."
Richard Gere

HB Richard. Thank you for you.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 8:08am.

Van is beautiful. Yes, people experience overkill, too few songs received too much exposure.

But he has a recognisable style, which is rare in any era. I like artists that carve out their own path.

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Submitted by kate773 on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 7:58am.

Submitted by AtomicCity on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 9:03am.

FYI: David Keith, the other guy in the movie-the one who swallows the ring is from my hometown. Royal Asshole. Talking major.
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Details please!!!

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 7:51am.

Submitted by Rockwell on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 9:16am
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He has a great reputation amongst other artists as well as his own contemporaries so he must have been amazing at some point, I just for whatever reason never could get into his music, I listen to everything but I don't know, I guess you just can't like them all:)

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Submitted by Rockwell on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 7:46am.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 9:08am

Agreed, Whamo! Brown Eyed Girl and Moondance Are highly overplayed. Into the Mystic is a nice song of his.

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Submitted by fredfred on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 7:46am.

atomiccity: you're from k-town? small world.

pretty sure downtown julie brown was the other day. this must be the real julie brown.

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AtomicCity's picture
Submitted by AtomicCity on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 5:44pm.

Right Said Fred (I'm sure you've not got that one before)...are we neighbors? I grew up in Knox, moved to a farm in the sticks and now live in The Secret City (hence the name).

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 7:40am.

Deborah Gibson....hmm lezzie love?

Chris Tucker....funny dude but a one trick pony

Marcia Clark...you were so far out of your league...nice burr head by the way.

Richard Gere...Why did the Gerbil fail his driving test?...he couldn't get out of Gere

Van Morrison...I could just never get into this guy's music and everytime I've heard him live he sounded brutal, If I hear Brown Eyed Girl or Moondance one more time I'ma kill someone!!

Happy Bday Sluts

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 7:31am.

Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 8:50am.

*deep sigh*

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AtomicCity's picture
Submitted by AtomicCity on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 7:33am.

Richard Gere, I don't care what anyone days of your hamster-butt play, you were so do damn sexy in An Officer And A Gentleman.

FYI: David Keith, the other guy in the movie-the one who swallows the ring is from my hometown. Royal Asshole. Talking major.

ETA: Happy Electric Youth birthday Debbie (she'll always be Debbie to me)!

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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 7:26am.

had the pleasure of seeing van morrison live in phoenix about 6 or years ago...phenominal!

deborah gibson is over 40? had no idea...

chris tucker is a funny mofo!

happy birthday to all the sluts today...
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Roseanne Barr

MyTwoCents's picture
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 7:25am.

Is that Aubrey there, or a leathery shoulder boil?

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Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 7:20am.

HB Richard Gere - not bad with silvery locks but I prefer this:

http://worldstuff.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/2-Richard-Gere-young-ph...

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 7:17am.

Happy Bday Julie Brown (didn't realize that she was so old!), Richard Gere, and Van Morrison.

MyTwoCents's picture
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 7:16am.

Gere is 63? Whatevs, I'd still hit it.

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Submitted by daffodil on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 7:04am.

wtf which Julie Brown is 57 today, the comedienne or Downtown Julie Brown? Dang Michael, this shit is important!

fredfred's picture
Submitted by fredfred on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 6:54am.

wha happened to chris tucker, anyway?

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Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 6:56am.

Lol, Sucky! Happy Birthday to Gina Shock of the Go-Gos!
Van Morrison? Worst concert I ever attended. He just does not give a shite. Fanks for the recordings at least...

Hekki's picture
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 6:51am.

My gerbils wish Richard Gere a happy Birfday. That man is so goddamn fine.

And to dear Van Morrison.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 6:49am.

♪IN THE GGGARDEN OF GUILTY PLEASURE
CRYSTAL LIGHHTT ♫

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.