Afternoon Crumbs

August 31, 2012 / Posted by:

Yes, ASkars can still bring on the panty pudding even when he looks like he’s having a constipated moment on the toilet – Just Jared

JLo and Casper the Friendly Gold Digger need to get themselves some umbrella hats – Lainey Gossip

I just called to say I love you…but not in a gay way – Towleroad

If you woke up this morning and shouted, “I really want to see some girl from iCarly in a bikini,” then please have a seat over there and look at these pictures while I tell Chris Hansen he can jump out of the pantry now – The Superficial 

Our Lady of Cheetos is in a bikini and showing us her exquisite taste in home decor – Hollywood Tuna 

Lady CaCa derp-ing with her titties out – Drunken Stepfather

The future Mrs. Chad Kroeger is still making clothes for angsty tweens from 2001 – The Berry 

The National Enquirer is publishing entries from Taylor Swift’s Strawberry Shortcake dream diary again – Celebitchy

This will only work if Justin Bieber plays Anastasia Steele (I hate myself for knowing the character names) – ICYDK

It was nice of Amanda Seyfried to pick up whatever is left of Lindsay Lohan’s dignity – Celebslam

Hilary Duff really needs one of those 80s t-shirt clips to really complete the look – Popoholic

A very subtle attack of the clones – Cityrag

Milla Jovovich is a regular Lindsay Lohan – Hollywood Rag 

Forget getting arrested for head butting your wife of a minute, nothing is worse than finding out that you’re not in Madden 13Crunk + Disorderly 

You know Taylor Swift-Kennedy wanted to show up wearing a pillbox hat and pearls – Popsugar

Yes, you can find man nalgas in a place called Beaver Falls – (NSFWish) OMG Blog 

Sage Stallone didn’t die of an overdose – I’m Not Obsessed

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