Friday, August 31st 2012

Afternoon Crumbs

Yes, ASkars can still bring on the panty pudding even when he looks like he's having a constipated moment on the toilet - Just Jared

JLo and Casper the Friendly Gold Digger need to get themselves some umbrella hats - Lainey Gossip

I just called to say I love you...but not in a gay way - Towleroad

If you woke up this morning and shouted, "I really want to see some girl from iCarly in a bikini," then please have a seat over there and look at these pictures while I tell Chris Hansen he can jump out of the pantry now - The Superficial 

Our Lady of Cheetos is in a bikini and showing us her exquisite taste in home decor - Hollywood Tuna 

Lady CaCa derp-ing with her titties out - Drunken Stepfather

The future Mrs. Chad Kroeger is still making clothes for angsty tweens from 2001 - The Berry 

The National Enquirer is publishing entries from Taylor Swift's Strawberry Shortcake dream diary again - Celebitchy

This will only work if Justin Bieber plays Anastasia Steele (I hate myself for knowing the character names) - ICYDK

It was nice of Amanda Seyfried to pick up whatever is left of Lindsay Lohan's dignity - Celebslam

Hilary Duff really needs one of those 80s t-shirt clips to really complete the look - Popoholic

A very subtle attack of the clones - Cityrag

Milla Jovovich is a regular Lindsay Lohan - Hollywood Rag 

Forget getting arrested for head butting your wife of a minute, nothing is worse than finding out that you're not in Madden 13 - Crunk + Disorderly 

You know Taylor Swift-Kennedy wanted to show up wearing a pillbox hat and pearls - Popsugar

Yes, you can find man nalgas in a place called Beaver Falls - (NSFWish) OMG Blog 

Sage Stallone didn't die of an overdose - I'm Not Obsessed

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harperharper's picture

I must be delusional today. The name of that magazine looks like "Gayelle"

Alex Skarsgard does look like he is constipated or just shot with a gun. Not his best photo.

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Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 10:46pm.

Vanilla Hockey Fan, no?

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Lol. I don't care--- just not *this* guy. He just makes my vagina wilt from boredom.

harperharper's picture

Every time I look At this picture I think his mouth is hanging open - but it isn't.
Know what I mean? When you look at the expression in his eyes it looks like his jaw should be slack , but it isn't.

Event Horizon's picture

Im not gonna lie, some of that stuff in Avriles clothes line is kinda hot, but if youre outside of highschool and college...the only place that you can wear shit like that is to a concert, festival/fair, sleeping under an overpass or the nut house.

And cut it out with the jet black racoon eyes already, shits cool when youre an emo highschooler, not so when youre a "fashion icon" approaching 30...

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Submitted by Esteem on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 1:11am.

Well, they previously claimed that Hermione or the Twatlight leads were definitely gonna be in it, and nothing's come of THAT.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

veryoldbat's picture

Twatty.. sounds like a better day. I hope so. >^..^

Twat Muffin's picture

PHM -- wow, that is a wonderful idea; I will certainly do that. Never thought of that until now. SandwichQueen, you can do the same -- please do this, hon, will ya?

veryoldbat -- I don't have a cat now, but I want to get one badly since my baby passed away in March. I think I'm going to do what PHM said to do, in addition to checking the ads.

Again, all you guys have been wonderful with your suggestions and concern. And hugs to SandwichQueen & her kitties, too!

Hekki's picture

He looks all butthurt that one of the bigger kids just punched him in the arm.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 3:00am.

"down your shooter and grab your cooter, it's time to woman up!"

o.m.g. lolollollol

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Foxxy, i told you that! The chair had me roaring *lol*

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Loopy, how can you stand to hear it? Cannot believe how she has made a fortune! You need to do the alternate universe of 50 shades, X-rated except with none of the actors! And new characters! Haha

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 2:28am.

i'm watching tonite's Daily Show now. omfg!!! i may not survive to watch Colbert

hey loop!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 2:28am.

lol yeah rough those bitches up abit. kill her off in a dramatic scene.

WithinReason...'s picture

Loopy, oh I'd gag from the laughter. It's supposed to be awful but put some secks in it and they don't care! Now that I think of it, Swifter could have been Twantastic as Bella. Then lip biter could play the heroine in 50 shades, pair her up with... Tom Hardy! He'd raunch it up really good, then in the middle of the story kill her off and Lautner would take over. That could work ;p

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 1:58am.

yeah and they are "ohh its soo raunchy"

pffft bitch please, clearly these bitches have never been at a gay club at 5am in the morning when there are only 2 gays left on the dance floor and they havent scored on all night.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 1:31am.
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Finally, someone who agrees with me there is zero sexytimes between any of them! Ya they do journals and doodle hearts on each others hands! dress up! yes!!! Lololol

Omg, the office ladies tell you all about 50 shades!? Double torture!

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 1:34am.

lol

Esteem's picture

Lol VOB ;-)

veryoldbat's picture

... And backflips and matching slippers...

My issues now have issues.. So take a number.

Esteem's picture

ROFL Loopy, that's probably how it played out too!

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Submitted by Esteem on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 1:22am.

BDSM in the bedroom to taylor lautner is, Braiding, dancing, singing, manicures.

why you think taylor swift felt she got jibbed when they started dating??

cuz swifty ask lautner by singing it
"hay romeo, i wanna be alone with you, ill be your princess you'll be a prince and its a love story...fuck it! are you into BDSM?"

and feline werewolf was like "OMGGGGGGGGGGGG yesss i am!!!"

and swifty went over to lautners house totally expecting a swing, whips, mouth ball chokers, hot candle wax.

and instead it was a disney princess theme bedroom.

Esteem's picture

@ Loopy

*ears perk up*

fanfics? where? who? ;-)

veryoldbat's picture

My panties are otherwise inspired thank you very much..;;;; thwap...
No need for concern.. Lmao...

My issues now have issues.. So take a number.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 1:24am.

i havent read it, but the office ladies who are soccer moms and slightly older cant fucking stop talking about.

obviously they have never read my fanfics.

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 1:15am.

that cover is soo emo, if you wet your panties over that its not because that face says "i wanna pound u"

it cuz that face says "i wanna snuggle my face in your crotch area and cry tears which will soak ure panties"

WithinReason...'s picture

Loopy, have you read 50 shades? Because you sound like you have! LOL Taylor could not do it, and if he did, it would serve Bret easton ellis right hahahahahaha

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@ Loopy haha no apologies necessary! I think he's sex-on-a-stick and I don't care that he's gay and married. I still lust for him. He's beautiful! And yes, his White Collar suave is soooo sexy. ;-)

Taylor would be good. Ian Somerhaulder (sp?) would work too. Or get some unknown. Just no spoiling my Bomer with that shitfest she calls BDSM. It's trash.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 1:14am.

ahh poor matt boner, if only he knew i existed... he would leave his partner for me..i tell you that right now!! lmao

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Submitted by Esteem on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 1:11am.

im just hoping some shithouse "actor" gets cast instead of matt boner.

i want to remember him in a smart blue suit, crisp white shirt, grey tie, whispy hair, and smart people glasses....and underneath that suit is a lean mean fucking machine!! yeah!!! ooh sorry *adjusts hair*

50 shades needs to cast taylor, lol so the idiot soccer moms who were rubbing themselves over that book can go watch some teenage-looking feline eyes werewolf guy with an soft effiminate nasal voice try to be "rough" with a woman in bed, and when i said taylor lautner is being rough with a woman in bed, i dont mean he pulled her hair too tight whilst he braiding it and they were both chatting about boys over a box of ferrero rochas.

i mean rough as in tuna pounding, and imagining taylor as a tuna pounder makes me LOL

veryoldbat's picture

Loopy! Did you shoot that cover,.. He looks like he has Derp trots...

My issues now have issues.. So take a number.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 1:08am.
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cuz i want to LOL at all the soccer moms who love this book and have been rubbing their grandma size panties (what? its laundry day)

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Grandma sized panties, ololol

I have news for you, Boner is cheating on you! hahahaha sorry! ;p

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@ Loopy

I want to believe (PLEASE) that Matt's too smart to associate himself with that mess. Oh god, his agent won't let him, right? Please?!?

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Submitted by Esteem on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 1:06am.

lol VOB is going to come on this thread any minute now and try to convince me to like him.

but even with my pervert-nessessessss i will not submit.

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oh god plezzz cast taylor lautner in 50 shades instead of my secret boyfriend matt boner.

cuz i want to LOL at all the soccer moms who love this book and have been rubbing their grandma size panties (what? its laundry day) over this shit book. and these bitches turn up to go see 50 shades starring a vampire werewolf feline gay closet clase with square shoulders, ape arms, and midget legs.

WithinReason...'s picture

Not the cover but the othe b/w's are better! Still rather it was someone else... Haha

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@ Loopy

I agree - he's NOT hot to me at all. Zero tingles for this guy.

loopygorilla's picture

i dont get it, why does the cover say he is hot blooded and his pic is the complete opposite.

if he was hot blooded, shouldnt the cover show him doing bicep burls, or like he is about to rip off his shirt or something else.

the cover picture is more "sad emo hipster viking" than "hot blooded"

Hoping all works out for Twatty and SandwhichQueen. *hugs*

JessicaGiovanna's picture

Maybe she's one of those clueless chicks that thinks she's hot shit in the sack and talks a big game but doesnt really know what the hell to do with an erect penis; or should I say semi-soft. Like Twat said, I doubt she ever gets a full salute out of them.

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Submitted by bambam on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 12:25am.
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Clever publicists, she's like the LezBeaver, a goody two shoes. ugh. If she were dirrty, like the other stars, I'd believe it more. Why else do you think all those guys break up with her? can't get to second base. hahaha

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veryoldbat's picture

Twatty.. What kind of animals do you have?

My issues now have issues.. So take a number.

PrettyHateMachine's picture

Twat Muffin and SandwhichQueen,

I'm so sorry to both of you! Finding a pet friendly place does suck and I really wish there were shelters that would take pets as they are part of the family.

Maybe you could place an ad on Craigslist of what YOU are looking for and what price range you can afford and have landlords contact you? My Mom and I have a rental and always check housing wanted before listing the place. A lot of people with pets, or who want pet friendly housing, post under that listing since it is so hard to find pet friendly rentals. It's worth a shot.

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Submitted by JessicaGiovanna on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 11:47pm.

What do males find attractive in taylor swift? She looks bad now, imagine her w/o the makeup.
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Meh, aside from the doll baby looks, she looks like she might be a dirty little whore in bed....or at least men think they can turn her into one. ;p

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

WithinReason...'s picture

Good Twatty (other than the worry of course)! Didn't figure you'd want to leave either, especially if you like your area. ;)

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tojo's picture

Haha, this was so funny! The tent cracked me up...

see it in the links^^^^
A very subtle attack of the clones - Cityrag

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