Open Post: Hosted By Tan Mom Being A Sad, Slurry, Drunk Wreck
So much for that tan-under. Since Tan Mom is so used to getting roasted, Bianca Del Rio and Lady Bunny tried to roast her ass at an event called "Tan Mom at Hot Mess" at the gay club XL in NYC last night, but it's kind of impossible to roast something that keeps drunkenly falling off the grill while shouting at everybody. From the video (via Gawker), this doesn't look like a roast. It looks like a tragic performance art piece about the life and times of White Oprah.
On the red carpet before the roast, Tan Mom fell over and a source tells The Post that she attacked a drag queen. They eventually got her on stage, but once she was there she was incoherent, cursed bitches out and kept blabbering on about how she didn't put her kid in a tanning bed (cut to her kid locked in a tanning bed at home, because a locked tanning bed IS the best babysitter). It ended with Tan Mom getting kicked off the stage.
You should immediately download this video to your phone, because the next time one of your friends gets on your ass for being a sloppy drunk who is known to pass out on a McDonald's toilet after barfing into it, show them this. At least you don't get as messy as this mess.


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She really needs help. Embarrassed for her; what a lush.
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i thought i heard that broad is 44. she honestly looks much closer to 84!
Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 10:11am.
Submitted by MTurtle on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 9:49am.
good morning ladies! Turtle, i agree -- you might want to google Old Navy (i.e. the GAP Co.)corporate offices in SF and call them directly. someone higher in the food chain may still be able to delete and redo the transaction and reimburse you for the overdraft fee. good luck
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by MTurtle on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 9:49am.
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Man that sucks. I can't believe they are not taking responsibility for that when it is THEIR FAULT. They need to credit your account and pay overdraft charges because they did not have AUTHORIZATION to deduct that amount. I would call them back and tell them that if they don't credit your account by the end of today that you can't do business with them anymore and to cancel your account with them. That's horrible of them to do that to you.
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FML. I made a payment to pay off my Old Navy card. Old Navy then processed the payment twice, overdrawing my bank account. I call and there's "no way" for them to credit that back to my account other than to issue a paper check that will take 10-14 business days for me to receive. Would I like to instead credit that $200 to my Old Navy account?
FUCK NO. I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!!!
/rant over. Sorry, and good morning all.
god dayummmm !
Sweet dreams veryoldbatty! hahah Nacho would make a very nice one indeed! But I still like yours, the pic is interesting, ahhaah night night!! ;)
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Sweetness and light Withy.. Going to toddle off with my sock puppet and Nacho before he notices you.. Busy day tomorrow... And I have to be - have.... Grins...
So NN.. ::: it's my party abd I'll cry if I want to.. Cry if I want.... Wiggles bat ass
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Plus this avi is threadbare at the elbows...
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Well you have the Italian.. Loopy shot Askars out if the sky.. Bloody mess.. So .. Naught grin.. Why not Nacho...?
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Veryoldbat, you like Nacho? He is Hot! Someone on here has another soccer player in their avie, I'm trying to remember the name something giovanna? Did you see it? lol yum
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Nacho Figueres... Since you won't return the Italian....;))))
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Not yet... Wanted to float my Argentinean Polo player but this tablet won't let me link... Google Polo Player Nacho... ? Thoughts? Grins???
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Veryoldbat, Thought you'd hide it huh? ;)
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Baconie you are one talented bitch.. Sweet dreams!
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Hehehe Wowlie, that's right, I should have said mall. Let me fix it. hahahahah
@Veryoldbat, you off to bed too?
@Bacony, night night! ;)
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Withy of course you did! The naughty island kittens got a hold of some toys... Bad kittehssss
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Later loopy!
Within, haven't gone to the mall to buy the uh, scented candle. ; P
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NN Loopy.. Be sweet to those knitting virginal kittens.. Toddles off .. Dodges bricks... Grins
My issues now have issues.. So take a numbers
Loopy, just don't lie there and say are you done yet. Night! ahhaah
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Hi Wowlie!! Did you ever go back to the mall for that little item you were looking for the other day? A scented candle was it? teeheehee
Night Foxxy & Bambam bambam!
ETA: lmao
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ok im off for a nap, its friday i can cry if i want too, you can cry too if it happened to you.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 2:10am.
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Show me the way Master Loopy. I am in your hands. *bows*
@Vob, I saw the sock comments below, olol
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lol bambam congrats on your day, oggling at boobies, grapefruit fizzy drinks and winning the caption.
NIght Wnni... No vacaction here... any drive by smiles are appreciated..
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
bb foxy!
Bam...I'm sorry I didn't post earlier.. Congrats on your win ! That was funny as hell..
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Oh Loopy! All would be right with the world if a picture like you described existed!
Mel- sorry:( good luck with the prep- H. I keep some around only for when my eyes get puffy. that's my story and I'm sticking with it.
Good night, everyone. Thanks for all the laughs and have a great weekend!
nite Bat and nite to all -- i'm out too
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Loopy Island is going to work out.. Watch out Brazil.. Here we come...
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Ahhh, been a good day. Got my produce from the farmers market, finally cleared out a room filled with useless stuff that was there because it was gonna be useful someday, met a young woman bitter at the men in DC cuz she thinks they're all down low and let me openly ogle her boobies and tell her what delicious toppings I would suckle off them, finally won a caption this contest and got my san pelligrino grapefruit sody pop.......oh, once again blessed to mingle with the cool folks here on the Dlist. Yep, a damn good day.
G'nite erebody.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Night darling FOxie.. Posen flipper dreams.. Ou ou ou....
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nite Mel! yes, VOB i remember that lol
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
night mel-tang
With a bonus if proficient in stuffed sock puppet charts
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 2:05am.
lol ill pinch both! if you buy one and refer a friend who successfully makes a 100% purchase.
Asprin Mel... Feel better !
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 2:06am.
well first you have to go into our special training course to become a pet rock sales executive.
FOxie do remember a couple of weeks ago he said she should not be seen from the front... Omg
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Night nightt Mel-tang, just don't mess with it!
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ok. i think i'm done for the day now.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 2:02am.
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Where can I get that job of selling all that stuff? I want it!
Lolol "ouh ouh ouh ouh" ;)
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