This Is The Look: Lindsay Lohan As 1980s La Liz
It's an old lez as Old Liz! Thanks to a luscious nest of black polyester hair and a whole lot of prosthetics to make the weathered and meth-damaged leather mask she calls a face look younger, Lindsay Lohan actually looks glamorous as a 1980s era Elizabeth Taylor. Lifetime released a few more stills from Liz & Dick (or as future historians will call it, the biggest disaster of 2012) and the make-up team should go ahead and collect their Emmy now for making a haggard mess look like a glamorous blossom from the 1980s. Yes, LiLo looks like Larry Fortensky in La Liz drag, but she's still never looked hotter. Bitch actually looks younger.
In other LiLo news, the owner of the trailer Elizabeth Taylor used while filming Cleopatra tells CNN that she is not happy with the producers of Liz & Dick, because when she lent it to them, it was in pristine condition and it came back to her looking like a freckled tornado of crack smoke hit it hard. Angel Alger spent $58,000, her entire life savings, to buy the trailer in June. Two days after she bought it, she let the producers of Liz & Dick borrow it for a week. The producers wanted to use it, because it's where Elizabeth and Richard Burton humped on each other between shooting scenes for Cleopatra.
When Angel got the trailer back, it looked like the inside of LiLo's nostrils: cracked, burned and jacked up. There were cigarette burns everywhere, dishes were cracked and even a rocking chair was missing. Angel estimates that the damage totals around $100,000. An insurance type from the studio met with Angel and toured the trailer earlier this month, but so far they haven't compensated her at all.
You'll never guess whose name burped out of Angel's mouth when CNN asked her who she thinks trashed her trailer:
"Only a psychotic and rebellious person or people would steal irreplaceable museum belongings and leave it in this vandalized condition."
In other words: You know who. Blow out a coke booger if you need a clue. Angel thinks it's LiLo, because DUH, and also because an employee from the studio told her that LiLo and her friends had access to it after shooting each night. But LiLo's rep, who earns credits toward getting his PhD in lie-telling with each statement he releases, denies it was her.
Hopefully, Angel gets some money out of this (she won't), but in the meantime, if she needs to calm her tattered nerves, she should just walk into the trailer, hold down one of her nostrils and snort real deep, because I'm sure there's a huge cloud of coke dust in there.
And here's more stills from Liz & Dick including one with Richard Burton (played by Grant Bowler) and one of LiLo as Kleptopatra.
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They havent made a Bette Davis Bio because no one has enough personality to fill her shoes....why then would they choose the most homely of white trash to play Liz?
To all those that find this blasphemous: ditto.
Isn't this flick on the Lifetime Network.
Whats next....Playing Melissa Gilbert in a movie about her life on the Hallmark Channel?
Seeing pictures of crackopatra dressed up as Liz is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long while. But, remember, don't get down on crackie when "she's doing so well" (her words in her tweet when she denied having anything to do with the home robbery of the guy she apparently was a sex toy for)...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
I despise this putrid piece of shit - she deserves a good fucking kicking and a long stay in the slammer - disgusting hag
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"Is this Patsy Ramsey?" hahaha! That is the funniest thing I've read in a while and soooo true!
Please do not watch this mess on it's original air date. I desperately want it to bomb.
I hope when she finally ODs she's wearing the Patsy Ramsey wig.
They are still talking about this shit pit of a movie? Why?
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No one lives forever
Something tells me the second we hear her speak as Liz it's gonna be terrible, because Lindsay does not have it together at all.. But she does look enough like her.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 1:24am.
omg dont say anything fist lol that makes my private parts cower in fear lol.
Hohan is a hot mess in these pics, words cant describe the joy i get from these pics.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 1:20am.
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HAhaha no idea if they're real names. *whistles* You should name them Loopy, you'd come up with the best ones!
How about "The Clenched Fist" is that taken? :P
OnT: LiLo ain't no 80's Liz!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 1:17am.
they have names? lol i really need to edumacate myself on dildos.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 1:00am.
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OK, I'll bop ya softly with "The Elephant Trunk" it's very soft, long and slinky! Doesn't hurt at all. hahahah
If you're not into long, I'll bring the "The Alf" - it's always a popular one. lol
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 11:08pm.
it has to be a soft floppy one
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 11:26pm.
hohan juts makes me LOL so much with these pictures!! love it.
Lol Lucy♥, was that the Andre The Giant dildo you were inspecting? no bueno. *bonks you delicately on the head* hehehe
You must really enjoy your work if you go all day without a break! I've been crazy busy all week, I'm looking forward to the end of it. Otherwise, I've been good. ;)
OnT: Has someone suggested LaLohan for a Valley of the Dolls remake yet? She'd be perfect. hhaha
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Submitted by Cara on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 11:07pm.
Actually, I might be able to buy James Earl Jones more. At least you know he'd have acting chops to apply. He also might look younger and fresher.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
What does this Angel Alger person expect?
She was stupid enough to lend the trailer to anything connected to LiLo and this shit "movie", she pretty much deserves what she got!
What a horrible choice to play a gifted actress. Anyone who gives Lohan anything - whether it's a loaner of items or an invite to their home - richly deserves whatever happens to them or their property. How many times does she have to steal and trash before it sinks into people's brains?! She's probably the most undeserving human in Hollywood. Show her the door, please.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 6:04pm.
Submitted by Midwestocean: "This makes me angry. It's one thing for Lohan to steal from some over spoiled fucktard with more money than brains but to trash someone's trailer that had pop culture artifacts is just plain mean."
Actually? THIIISSSS ^^^^
yeah, Sam Magid shouldn't have let Lindsay into his house. And this woman shouldn't have loaned the trailer to the idiots at LifeTime who seem to have some axe to grind with Liz Taylor.
But Lindsay's destructive and treacherous behavior is WAY out of line. FUCKING WHORE, I HATE HER.
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Howdy Hekki & Midwestocean,
I could not agree with you more. You're both spot on. I doubt she'll ever change
Lielow Whorehan doesn't give a thought to anyone else or care about how she may affect others - ever. It's all about her next high, her next big moment, which to us equals her latest low. She's disgusting. Gross. Everytime I see pics of her I cringe knowing the selfish bitch literally smells...like really bad. It's not just the "ashtray" aroma she exudes, but worse still. I've a close relative who works at the Shiteau Barmount. 'nough said.
Some would say her behavior is due to her usage of illicit substances, but I disagree. She's just lowlife scum. Not unlike the mother who bore her.
Anna Nicole Smith was a royal mess...but she mostly hurt herself, and when she hurt those close to her, she hurt herself because she carried alot of guilt as a result of her actions.
Not Whorehan, no way. She never feels. That would require a heart and a conscience.
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@ Within♥
LMFAO, no, no, we won't chat about that! *waves hands in front of face* Thing is, I can't look at a dildo without laughing. I cannot even see it as sexual. There are some that are VEINY and look like they've been ripped off some poor guy's body. O_o
I'm good! It's been a busy week. I haven't stopped working since morning and it's after 4am. But it's been productive, and today (Friday) is my day off so I shall sleep late.
How are you? How's your week been?
Hey Lucy♥, how are you doing? How's the week been?
I know you said you'd never... hahahaha one day we'll have a chat about that... among other things... ololololol
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I remember this word being thrown around a lot in the months leading up to Lohan getting cast in this part. What was it? It was ummm. . . oh, yeah: UNINSURABLE.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Isn't that Mike Myers doing Linda Richman on Cawfee Tawk?!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
This mess is going to be the biggest joke! I bet they didn't even have to use much makeup to make her look "old."
Ho looks 45 already.
Those damn slugs she calls lips look ridic. Liz would never pout her lips like this crackie fool.
Submitted by Gossiping on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 10:26pm.
thank you SO much. my fantasy football team is named "Locked Like Lohan." i now have my team logo photo!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
WithinReason: I went to a sex shop, bought the biggest floppy dildo the clerk recommended (don't worry it's soft)...*slaps you and myself in the face with it*
LOL, you are cute ♥
loopygorilla: like a crazy monkey.
A loopy gorilla perhaps?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 11:02pm.
Hmmmm. You mean awful-great like a Russ Meyer movie? Or Dragnet?
It might be fun to watch as part of a drinking viewing party or like Rocky Horror, where you yell stuff at the screen. I just don't want to give Lifetime (and thus her) one more hit than is necessary.
I'm getting an Alexis Colby vibe from that pic...gawd I wish they made shows like Dynasty, and Dallas again. I love me some JR and Sue Ellen, and of course, can't leave out mama.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 8:25pm.
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I went to a sex shop, bought the biggest floppy dildo the clerk recommended (don't worry it's soft)...
*slaps you and myself in the face with it* for knowing this movie exists! ahahah ;p
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You could stick that wig on James Earl Jones and it would be about as believable.
They would have better luck with this movie if it was intended to be a comedy.
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RandéS, as far as the producers are concerned, they are MOST HAPPY. This has been a winfall. It's low budget but they've kept her involved in scandals and arrests the entire time and all of a sudden everyone's heard of it. It may be so awful it's great! lol
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A very responsible citizen:
http://celebritydaily.net/tv/photos-sarah-schnare-bachelor-contestant-ra...
Sam looks like he's jonesing pretty hard in this photo -
http://www.flickr.com/photos/urbanmixer/4130426344/
Check it out -
http://www.panamericana.pe/entretenimiento/112588-actriz-lindsay-lohan-a...
@ Dave if you read the CNN link that MK has posted the owner bought the trailer from someone who had already agreed to lend the trailer to the producers and it was a condition of the sale. Why it's it so hard to believe that the entitled bitch Lohan and her drunk friends trashed it?$50,000 was a steal and the $100,000 was what it would cost to replace valuable antiques...
ETA "You can't cheat an honest person" wtf? Are you running for president?
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Oh, it's not a Dynasty remake then.
Can't wait for this mess of a movie. It's gonna be perfection!
Now that y'all have mentioned it, she does look a lot like La Collins...the one who had to suffer through B, C, D, E, F and G movies a decade before she was blessed with the role of Alexis.
The frightening thing is that even when her cheese-fest co-stars were sixty foot tall slave maker ants, she still displayed more emotion, range and dignity than Lohan could ever generate. When you accept a role, you better act your ass off and BEHAVE on and off set.
Lifetime should have just hired the ants. They work hard, clean up after themselves, show up on time and can probably hit their mark. They look fresher too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDK3IT29uoQ
She's a drunken, lying, sleazy ho of a klepto but in some of those pix she's a passable Liz. The stylist got it right in the one where she's wearing the yellow dress and the flowers in her hair. Not sure but I think Liz was dressed that way for (one of) her wedding(s) to Burton.
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It looks like a MadTV skit about Alexis Carrington.
This looks about like what was expected. Crap. But about the lady lending them the trailer. You can't cheat an honest person and that woman is a crook but she's out of her league. I am sorry she spent her life savings on a trailer that Elizabeth Taylor humped in, but come on. Look at the story. She spends her life savings on this thing and then loans it so someone for a movie the next day? She could just be dumb. But then she comes up with $100,000 worth of damage on a trailer she just paid $58,000 for? Is she the only one who new the history of this trailer? Also, has she ever heard of Lindsay Lohan? I can't feel sorry for her.
I'm loving the Joan Collins references. In the 50's and 60's, the future Alexis was considered "The Poor Man's Elizabeth Taylor". How fitting.
Obviously there was nothing worth anything other than sentimental value in that trailor, or it would have mysteriously come up missing by now.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
these pics make me wanna go out to a sex shop, buy a floppy dildo and slap myself in the face with it.
OMG these pics are like a hot train mess and its giving me just want to die of laughter and point, like a crazy monkey.
like wow, wow wow wow lol its a hot mess! OMGGGG lolllll love it.
They should have strapped a camera on Kleptie and followed her around the set (when she actually showed up for work, that is). It would be more entertaining than this shit-fest sacrilege and would be used for generations as a "Scared Straight" for up-and-coming actors on how not to piss on what little success they may achieve in the business.
That photo of LiLo in the Cleopatra outfit/make-up is atrocious. If anyone has seen publicity photos of Elizabeth from the film, you know she did not have a fat face and droopy boobs like LiLo has.
She is trying so hard to 'emote'.
'How would Liz feel, sitting in the back of a lim- oh wait, is that a joint?"
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 7:45pm.
Can't believe the amount of press La Lohan has generated for this film... it's unbelievable!
Very true. The producer ain't no dummy. Maybe this is the new Hollywood B-movie model? *calling Randy Quaid and Tara Reid for half-hour reboot of "Doctor Zhivago"*
So they seem to think that releasing these stills promotes this piece of crap?? Those cleopatra ones are so pathetically bad. Whenever I see pics of Liz during that point the word 'ripe' always comes to mind. Everything about her physically is just luscious and succulent. Entirely the opposite of Blohan.