Spending most of your day tweet brawling with your Twitter haters while wearing a two piece and taking sips of your only meal of the day, a Corona Light, is really tiring work, and so it’s no surprise that LeAnn Rimes checked herself into inpatient rehab yesterday for “anxiety and stress.” Don’t worry about going through withdrawals from not seeing pictures of a piñata stick in a ‘kini, because I’m sure LeAnn will update us daily on her progress by Instagramming pictures of her wearing her de-stressing two-piece in group therapy.
“This is just a time for me to emotionally check out for a second and take care of myself and come back in 30 days as the best 30-year-old woman I can be. All the things in my life will be there when I get out, but you know what? I’m hoping they’re not going to affect me as much. I’ll have the tools to know how to deal with them.”
LeAnn’s rep added that even though hating whores are constantly cyber bullying her for having the body of a chicken bone, she’s not in rehab to deal with an eating disorder or an addiction to mind-numbing substances. Her rep also said that she’s still going to perform on the weekends, because she doesn’t want to let down her fans.
Eddie also piped in with his own statement, because it’s just another way to get his full name on People:
“My wife is the most remarkable and courageous woman I know. I am so proud of her for having the strength to finally take some time for herself. I will be with her every step of the way.”
And Eddie went on to say, “I am also taking this time to de-stress, because constantly scrubbing random pussy juice smells out of my crotch while sitting in the driver seat of my car after fucking my side piece in the backseat has really taken a toll on my nerves.“