Giuliana and Bill Are Parents Now

At around 10:12pm last night in Denver, Giuliana and Bill Rancic’s leased baby oven birthed out their first kid together, a boy who weighed in at 7 pounds and 4 ounces, which is approximately 2 pounds less than what his mom weighs.

Giuliana and Bill told her overlords at E! that they named the newest cast member of their reality show “Edward Duke” and then they said these words: “Bill and I are blessed beyond words to welcome Edward into our lives. Thank you so much to everyone who supported us along the way. We are so in love with the little guy already!“

As anybody who watches Today or reads Life & Style knows, Giuliana and Bill tried for years to have a baby and had to press pause on their fetus-making plans when she was diagnosed with breast cancer. After Giuliana had a double mastectomy, they kept trying with the help of IVF, but after she had a miscarriage, they decided to use a gestational carrier. And that’s the story of the making of Edward Duke.

Now about that name…. Edward Duke could be the WASPiest name I’ve ever heard and it also sounds like the name of a talking know-it-all Golden Retriever in a CGI movie about a bunch of dogs trying to break out of the pound.

And whatever Giuliana and Bill are doing in that picture above, they shouldn’t do in front of Baby Edward Duke. It takes a fully developed stomach to handle the nose-smashing awkward shit they’re doing in that picture.