Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Nothing to laugh about here — this one we will all be sad about. All of us. Because it’s almost over for them. After rising together and stabilising together and conveniently finding a home together, where you’d think work would be so much easier, and having the babies too, they’re close to formally ending it, and there may be an announcement soon…which, well, if you look at him it doesn’t seem to have affected him physically. Everyone says he really cares about his appearance these days, more than ever, and is looking hotter than ever. Or, as one person put it, “hot all of a sudden”. Emotionally too he hasn’t let on that there’s anything wrong. For what it’s worth, I’m told there was no third party involvement. Perhaps that means it’s amicable, just the end of their story. Perhaps we’ll be more choked about it than they are. As I drench my waffles in more maple syrup. (Lainey Gossip)
Because of that last line, the Internet thinks this is about Amy Poehler and Will Arnett. The only way to know for sure is to check the logs at every suicide hotline to see if there was a call from “True Love.”
Which former “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew” alum has relapsed, gained a ton of weight back and is now in serious condition at a Los Angeles-area hospital? Hitting rock bottom for the umpteenth time hasn’t changed the grumpy, bloated D-lister’s sour attitude – the hospital staff threatened to transfer him if he didn’t stop harassing the nurses! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Tom Sizemore or Jason “Gummi Bear” Davis, or honestly, every single ex-Celebrity Rehabber.
Which high-profile TV personality – people in Hollywood call her an “attack dog,” and most say THAT’S a compliment – has been hiding a lesbian secret? The twice-divorced loudmouth says she has been burned by men in the past, but has always preferred women! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
The only shit I’ve got is either Nancy Grace or Gloria Allred? Nancy’s still married to her first husband and Wiki says Gloria has only been divorced once. So I’m just going to say that it’s both of them and when they aren’t screaming at a camera lens, they’re munching the rage out of each other.
This bachelor is quite the catch. He is handsome, talented, and always has his pick of the best projects and the most beautiful women. While he always seemed content dating the same type of girl over and over again (even sometimes going back to the same girl more than once), it looks like he is ready to pop the question! He is quietly having a mind-bending engagement ring made for the lucky lady, and will propose before the end of the year. (Blind Gossip)
George Clooney, and if this is true, I’m sure he’ll propose on International Fuckit Day.