PHG’s Naked Scandal: Now With Coke Rumors!

August 29, 2012 / Posted by:

I know most of us figured that the strongest shit that was served at Prince Hot Ginge’s nipples out party was caffeinated Earl Grey tea and cranberry scones, but a source tells Radar this isn’t so. If you’ve got a string of anal beads up there, try to hold them tight, because every shocking revelation will make it fall out all the way. A source says that everyone was drinking (FIRST BEAD OUT!), some skanks were doing lines of coke (SECOND BEAD OUT!), some got high on weed (THIRD BEAD OUT!) and some guests even showed up tripping out on shrooms (ALL BEADS OUT!)

The source didn’t say whether or not PHG filled his ginger nose hole with a line of Charlie Sheen dust, but they did say that the scene was straight out of a Lohan family reunion:

“Things got pretty crazy in Prince Harry’s suite that night. Everyone was drinking and drugs were also being used by some people. Some people were snorting cocaine. Some were already rolling on shrooms (hallucinogenic mushrooms) when they arrived at the party, and some were just high on weed. And that’s exactly why no one there has come forward on the record…they don’t want to be implicated for any illegal activities.”

I haven’t judged one trick during this entire non-scandal, but I fully judge the dim scrag bitches who chemically took their minds higher in the presence of a naked PHG. There is a time and a place to get jacked up in the brains and that wasn’t it If you want get drunk on your first day of catechism class, that makes sense. If you want to get high on coke for your very first real job interview, that makes sense too. But twisting your brains at a party starring a fully naked PHG makes zero sense. You should be lucid enough to fully suck in all that naked ginger hotness so you don’t think that it’s a figment of your buzz. It’s like being drunk in church. Okay, bad example, because you should always be drunk when you’re in church.

If I was there, the only refreshment I’d need is a pair of ginger tea bags and that’s it.

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