Wednesday, August 29th 2012

PHG's Naked Scandal: Now With Coke Rumors!

I know most of us figured that the strongest shit that was served at Prince Hot Ginge's nipples out party was caffeinated Earl Grey tea and cranberry scones, but a source tells Radar this isn't so. If you've got a string of anal beads up there, try to hold them tight, because every shocking revelation will make it fall out all the way. A source says that everyone was drinking (FIRST BEAD OUT!), some skanks were doing lines of coke (SECOND BEAD OUT!), some got high on weed (THIRD BEAD OUT!) and some guests even showed up tripping out on shrooms (ALL BEADS OUT!)

The source didn't say whether or not PHG filled his ginger nose hole with a line of Charlie Sheen dust, but they did say that the scene was straight out of a Lohan family reunion:

"Things got pretty crazy in Prince Harry's suite that night. Everyone was drinking and drugs were also being used by some people. Some people were snorting cocaine. Some were already rolling on shrooms (hallucinogenic mushrooms) when they arrived at the party, and some were just high on weed. And that's exactly why no one there has come forward on the record…they don't want to be implicated for any illegal activities."

I haven't judged one trick during this entire non-scandal, but I fully judge the dim scrag bitches who chemically took their minds higher in the presence of a naked PHG. There is a time and a place to get jacked up in the brains and that wasn't it If you want get drunk on your first day of catechism class, that makes sense. If you want to get high on coke for your very first real job interview, that makes sense too. But twisting your brains at a party starring a fully naked PHG makes zero sense. You should be lucid enough to fully suck in all that naked ginger hotness so you don't think that it's a figment of your buzz. It's like being drunk in church. Okay, bad example, because you should always be drunk when you're in church.

If I was there, the only refreshment I'd need is a pair of ginger tea bags and that's it.

Posted by: Michael K


I can tell you from personal experience, that losing a parent at a young age screws up your psyche. I think Harry might be just having fun, or maybe he is having some overbinging issues. I agree, whether he is an idiot or not, Harry makes me smile.

I saw a picture earlier today and was surprised at how much he looked liked Charles. JMO I think Diana kept it together until after Harry was born. If Charles had been smart he would have kept her barefoot and pregnant. Instead after Harry he ignored her, he had the requisite heir and spare.

The problem for Harry is that he is in the military and they frown upon their officers doing drugs. Getting naked and screwing around as long as he's single, slap on the hand.

Diana once referred to herself as being thick as a plank, unfortunately I think Harry inherited her lack of brains.

Sure all this is overblown and I don't care if there is enough in the alleged video to make Lucas Entertainment chase him down for a contract. If he was Harry Klimaszewski from Kanopolis, Kansas, no one would give two shits. But he ain't and he himself should have given an equivalent amount of shits for the consequences of his "fun", regardless of the "freedom" of Nevada. If this tape is even a fraction "scandalous" as promised, I don't think he'll be able to go and take a whiz in his own apartment without security detail tagging along to hold his peen. Poor prince.

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Submitted by guest on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:41pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:36pm

By the way I understand Harry's a natural horseman for some reason.

*ducks runs laughing*

Whamo for why are you making fun of his skillz as a horseman? ;p
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LOL, no guest his "dad" is rumoured to be James Hewitt Diana's riding instructor she had an affair with....and... who's Harry real dad. lol,

PSL...if anything I think he looks more like Charles now than he ever did as a kid. IMO he looked nothing like Charles when he was young. Now if you mean a baby I don't remember seeing those pictures but when he was 10, I would have SWORN he was not Charles's

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Whores and drugs in Vegas? You don't say!
And, I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on there!

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PHG having crazy fun like anyone else is not news! Now if little Miss Goody Two-Shoes William did this, THAT WOULD BE A SCANDAL! It's non-story unless the Queen cracks and starts tearing down the castle in a murderous rage, ololol.

... and how does the witness at the scene know what everyone took before getting to the party, hmmm? ha!

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I call BS they just want people to get interested in this dead story. Princess Diana will really bury this story from the grave as the anniversay of her death is coming up and converstaion will shift to her life.

Bad news for las Vegas. They lost their reputation that everything stays in Vegas. Go to Monte Carlo or Dubai. There so much debauchery in those places by all kinds of people that the only times you hear of anything is if they do something in public. Then in Dubai, you'll get arrested and in Monte Carlo it will only be shown in the Euro press where people people drag on their ciggies then say "so what?"

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Matador, if you know what her brother looks like, then you know where Harry gets part of his looks. Harry's got more of his mother's side of the family, as far as hair and eyes, but a lot of his face is pure Charles.

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Looks like he's about to give the cop a cavity search. Maybe it's the uniform. I can't find the picture I'm looking for but here's a good one.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_03/harryvodkaDM2210_468x346.jpg

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the nerve, I'm sure the rest of them stayed there for another week, and this is what they do in front of royalty? damn American pieces of shit

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Matador, blah blah blah

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It's a well known fact that slutty Diana slept around, and her bastard son looks exactly like one of her long time lovers, cavalry officer James Hewitt.

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Okay, then let me throw some science into this: The most important chromosome is the x chromosome. If a man and a woman have offspring it works like the following:

Woman has: XX
Man has: XY

They have a girl:
Woman gives: One X
Man gives: One X

They have a boy:
Woman gives: One X
Man gives: His only Y

There are a lot of men out there who look nothing like their fathers. My brother looks nothing like our father, my father did look quite like his father*, my nephew looks nothing like my brother, but my niece does.
The only case which leaves me struggeling with the genetic concept is the newest son of Boris Becker who looks exactly like him.

*But I have to add that my grandmother looks quite similar too.

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Submitted by Gigaboob on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:54pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:41pm. Submitted by guest on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:36pm

You are all welcome!!! :D

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Submitted by guest on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:36pm

over the past 24 hours you have been reported in every language used on dlisted for your vile, offensive, obscene vomit-inducing avi.
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I also find it highly offensive. I have contacted the FBI.

This fucker is a complete waste of space. His people need to lock him inside a castle or some shit for the rest of his life.

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He's gross, freckled, fattening up, ageing badly and acting exactly like a gross, freckled balding Whorhan!

They should be introduced to each other!

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:36pm.

"I'm sorry PSL, I have to giggle when some of you guys get mad at us for suggenting Harry isn't Charles's kid."

HOWDOYOUMEANHARRYISNOTCHARLES'SKID?!

You looking for trouble?

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Who are you calling silly cow?

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Whamo, i don't get mad, i just think it is silly. Like I said, everyone forgets what Harry looked like as a kid.

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Submitted by guest on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:36pm

over the past 24 hours you have been reported in every language used on dlisted for your vile, offensive, obscene vomit-inducing avi.

i for one hope there will be a public beheading

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

girlfromipanema's picture

Been there. Done all of that. Wish I'd done it with PHG.

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:36pm

By the way I understand Harry's a natural horseman for some reason.

*ducks runs laughing*

Whamo for why are you making fun of his skillz as a horseman? ;p

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Mk please continue to post about the hot prince @ your leisure (pronounced lezure). Thankyou.

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I don't know why, but when he has that hat on, the hot factor goes down about 97%

You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:28pm.

Matador, Harry looked exactly like Charles when he was little. Everyone seems to conveniently forget this.
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I'm sorry PSL, I have to giggle when some of you guys get mad at us for suggenting Harry isn't Charles's kid.

By the way I understand Harry's a natural horseman for some reason.

*ducks runs laughing*

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Tired of all these "maybe baby" stories. Proof or GTFO.

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yes, annobonnano. exactly.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:28pm.

Matador, Harry looked exactly like Charles when he was little. Everyone seems to conveniently forget this.
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That's true. And they also forget he could have gotten the ginger from his mom's side - isn't his Uncle Charles Spencer a red head?

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Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 2:50pm.

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Dayum, now why couldn't I ever go to a fun Mass like that :\

Re: PHG, FECK YEAH!! Now all he has to do is to marry Blohan and the party train at Buckingham Place will never stop ;) Wills & Kate, who??

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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:25pm.

@ Whamo

I"d like to kick Prince Ginger Coke Hardon very hard in his royal jewels. So sick of this asshole!
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LOL, I know DD, I'm kinda Oding on Prince Pasty Ginger Coke Hardon myself. I don't get MK's appeal on this one but what the hell, I'm just a passenger on this crazy train:D

MickeyHolland's picture

I can't resist the ginger. Whether he's an idiot or not, Harry always makes me smile.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

parissucksliterally's picture

Matador, Harry looked exactly like Charles when he was little. Everyone seems to conveniently forget this.

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Oh, when I try to love
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But not in the same room it's a pity

@ Whamo

I"d like to kick Prince Ginger Coke Hardon very hard in his royal jewels. So sick of this asshole!

Matador's picture

He is not Chrles' son
He is a fake prince.
He is not hot.
He is an idiot.

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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:07pm.

I'm suffering from ginger overload.
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Um that would be Prince Ginger Coke Hardon thank you very much and you'd be well served to bow and put out a monster line.

Whamo's picture

Well well, so we now have Prince Coke Hardon do we? well played Harry, well played.

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Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:10pm.
@ Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 2:50pm.

I went to parochial school and we had to go to mass during school once a week. We got in HUGE trouble for laughing at the priest, a notorious alkie, when he stumbled around the altar hiccuping and slurring. I'd still freaking laugh today if it happened.

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blah blah blah blah....next PHG post better come with proof and not only hearsay. Non news! MK, I'm starting to worry about this obsession with the royal ginge of yours.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:10pm.
Jeez. Next thing you know, someone's going to release exclusive photos of him on a hotel balcony with Blohan.
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Now THAT would be worthy of an ex-communication from the Queen's fam.

"My pug is smarter than your honor student."

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MJT, seriously! Holy shit....

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:10pm.

in the comments last week i predicted that ginge-ginge trainwreck will happen eventually. surprised i still have commenting access...

also, always nice to see you and your avi SANS FARDS. please double post at will

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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people were partying in Vegas all night, and there was coke there? NO!

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Oh, when I try to love
I can love the same man in the same bed in the same city
But not in the same room it's a pity

PHG is my fav royal. I bet the queen is gonna ban the whole family from the US. What are they going to do to PHG, take away his title? lol

@MJT

I'm thanking baby jeebus as well!!! *eyes darting*

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:00pm.

I was a wild child in college and I praise baby jeebus everyday that Facebook, Myspace, camera phones and Youtube did not exist back then.

lol - mothefucking WORD

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@ Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 2:50pm.

I went to parochial school and we had to go to mass during school once a week. We got in HUGE trouble for laughing at the priest, a notorious alkie, when he stumbled around the altar hiccuping and slurring. I'd still freaking laugh today if it happened.

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Jeez. Next thing you know, someone's going to release exclusive photos of him on a hotel balcony with Blohan.

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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!

As a former roommate who'd been through a few high end rehabs used to say: Why is anybody ever surprised to find out rich people do coke?

I'm suffering from ginger overload.

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I don't know why I feel sorry for him I Just do. I know he is very lucky and the pros probably outweigh the cons but he was sort of born into being a public figure...not something he exactly asked for. He should be smarter and he should know better but geez everyone should get a chance to have a little fun. Yes, it was stupid but I couldn't imagine selling someone else for a little bit of money. That's just me though....

I was a wild child in college and I praise baby jeebus everyday that Facebook, Myspace, camera phones and Youtube did not exist back then.

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this guys sounds self-destructive. Way to old to be caught doing something so "stupid". Dude doesn't really care.