Open Post: Hosted By Courtney Stodden's Very Special Birthday Present
18 years ago today, a 45-year-old skankified worker at the Wet 'N Wild factory was stirring a giant vat of boiling orange foundation when a half-brained baby iguana ran onto her feet, scared her and caused her to fall. As she fell into that vat of boiling orange foundation, she grabbed the baby iguana's tail and brought it down with her. The other factory workers heard a splat, a boom and then they felt a strange sensation like they were just touched inappropriately by the Four Horsemen. And that's when out of the vat of boiling orange foundation came the mutant iguana goddess we all know as Courtney Stodden!
Today is Courtney's 27th annual 18th birthday and not only did she get the gift of a bunch of porn offers, but her fat Aileen Wuornos-looking husband Doug Hutchison gave her an Italian Greyhound they named DOURTNEY.
Poor little Derpney is saying everything with his traumatized. So young and already hates life.
via E! News


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Instead of asking themselves why we only notice the most extreme examples of beauty compliance, the majority of women who read this thread will only be thinking how they could perform beauty compliance more correctly, thus succeeding as women and gaining social approval.
Few of them will ever think about why we do it at all, or why men don't have to.
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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.
Veryoldbat, no. We haven't sounded so good in the past year to be honest. I think the group is too big now and the conductor has been easier on the people who join (there are auditions to get in). I think it may have something to do with a lot of people being invited by current members so he let's them in.
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Wowlie..have you recorded?
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Veryoldbat, we sing rock, jazz, soul. It's pretty much all old-school stuff, the newest music we've preformed was Queen. : )
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Thanks Within! This is the firs time I confront a person. This girl has made me cry a few times. I don't know what to expect, but at least my other friend will be with me because we decided t confront her together. We want to be firm but definitely not do it in an angry way. I'll keep you posted. It will probably happen this Friday.
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Ha! I was taking the garbage up the other night and overheard my neighbor( on my left) talking on his cell about the amount of crawdads he's been catching lately. I've been swimming to the right.
I watched TRue Blood .. For a catch on the season and conceded your point...
thus... How do you feel about Polo Players... I will have to choose my pics carefully..;p
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Wnni.. Cough.. Sputter...
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 2:30am.
but he was...that picture of him was AWFUL! which is why i said, he is one of those guys who are 1 degree from being butt ugly.
*sending out a big hello to Mustang Sally and ESE* each must be having a great old time on the town these days! lol *waves to both wherever they are* ☼♥☼♥
Night night Foxxy! I'll do my best! ;)
@Veryoldbat, I see, maybe Loopy is gathering information (read nether pics) of the Polo players, yum.
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I'am indeed. I've been having to psych myself up lately for my nightly summer swims. I only get about 3 weeks in actuality because it takes foreva for this lake to warm up. To add insult a poor man drowned three weeks ago and they've yet to find his body.
Winni .. That sounds lovely... You are lucky..:)
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
loopy deemed that Askars viking lust was right out since he was one degree away from being ugly....so I have been patiently waiting on a. Verdict t for Polo players from Argentina...
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
good nite all! Within, leaving you in charge of guarding the moat to Shemar Island!!
/tosses you sharpened titanium shank
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
We all sleep great VOB. I'm lucky that way. They go down at 9:00. I pour a Pinot Grigio on ice- cuz I'm classy like that- take a quick dip in the lake and watch 2 or so hours of tele and wait to see if the husband is able to phone.
Lol veryoldbat! You are so right on that... might send and S.O.S. next week, or not, depends! ;)
What did Loopy do on the Viking? This sounds intesting... Ha!
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Hey Winni... Sleep not an option with the two little ones? How are you?
Loopy I will have to dig them out again for your approval.. Again since you shot the viking out of the sky.. And no one has seen the Italian swimmer since he ran off with Within;)))
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Well Hello there VOB!
HI all.. Toddles in for my night cap... ::: grins..
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
nite bambam. hi veryoldbat!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Bambam, close them legs then! lol night night to ya!
*waves at veryoldbat*
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Mmmmmm, pork rinds. Chicarrones. I know a place that makes their own, you know they're gonna kill you but that salt shaker and the bottle of hot sauce keep beckoning you, "Come onnnnn, just one morrrrrrre."
Damn you tramps are still up, this place still open? Mama always said the only things open at this time of night is legs. LOL
G'nite you hors.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Wowlie..
Thanks for the recomendation.
THis is my mellow long day relax stuff: Tycho.. A Walk.
WHat kind of choir do you sing in? If that's not being too nosy..
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Wowlie, good for you! Yeah, takes a while if you wanna give someone the benefit of the doubt but don't let her do that. Especially if she's doing it others, you set your own plan and tell her to take a hike! People like that will walk all over you if you let them!
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*offers tojo a selection of go go juice or mountain dew*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
*Hands Winni my very bestest pork rind*
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Within, I'm ok. Very busy which is the only reason why I haven't been commenting much. I will get a bit busier after I start rehearsing with the choir in a couple of weeks.
I've also had some recent drama with a friend. Well, it's been going on for a while but I'm going to explode if I don't let her know that she is being very inconsiderate towards me and aggravating me. I talked to a mutual friend in case she felt the same way and she said she did. She even called her a bully and we are planning to talk with her about her behavior toward us. We've kept our mouths shut for way too long. I now realized why her friends abandoned her. I don't want to lose her as a friend though, I just hope she makes some changes and is more mindful of how she treats people and realizes that she can't get her way all the time.
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Yes Tojo! If I had to choose a family to spend a week with it would be the Boo Boo's over the Kardashians.
* saves you a seat at Foxxy's " we have no shame" party*
RandéS, capone? Maybe it's something else...
@Wowlie, thanks! How you been? Keep missing you Wowlie, you gearing up for a busy September?
@LaChaylo, this sh*t just got real girl! I'll call for backup!
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 1:12am.
like Bernie Mac said, "there's gonna be some furniture movin' around up in here!"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by winniwins on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 12:05am.
Hi guys! I watched the Boo Boo's too. Like Sans- I had had a couple drinks and I couldn't help but like them. They seem to genuinely care for one another and make the best out of their less than desirable circumstances.
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yes! It got to me too! Their yard and house are clean, they seem to love each other and they're happy.
I'm not saying I wish I lived like that or I want to be Honey boo tojo or anything.
It just gets to me that the Kardashians are always whining about some ridiculous bs. And now miss pisspot wants a fucking star...ok get one plop your dirty money down like all of the others did. Who fucking cares? Geeze yes I want to live a comfortable life and have fun too, but the Kartrashians have enough money...why do we have to suffer?
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Foxxy & Withy - it's ON!!!
@LaChaylo:
*gets bandana and puts on maroon lipstick to jump some fugly hos*
i see some bitches with death wishes
/touches up eyebrows and draws on teardrop with black marker eyeliner pen
/puts Oakland Raiders cap on backwards
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 1:05am.
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Ohhhhhh nooooooooooooo! He looks very nice, those are probably his cousins LaChay!
In case they're not, I'll get some wetsuits and spears. lol
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Within, if you're asking if I agree with the "gabacho"/guero thing, then yes, I agree with you. : )
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 12:59am.
Right. No, I didn't hear it. I always hear them call me something that sounds like "Capone." hahaha (keeding)
good night GG, I'm drunk and blabbing. But tomorrow I have a hair dresser appointment and job I need to attend to. Pleasant dreams Dlisted.
Thanks Whamo. I got a beautiful 30+ spring this year. Sent a picture to the Mr. He was impressed.
Ladies, ladies...
We have to worry about outside hos moving in on our territory:
http://prestonlowe.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/article-0-13e651b9000005d...
HELL NO.
*gets bandana and puts on maroon lipstick to jump some fugly hos*
nite GG!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Wowlie, how you doing?! ☺☺☺
Do you agree Wowlie?
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Hey Foxxy!
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Nite people!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
RandéS, did you overhear someone say that? haha I'd say it's like calling someone foreigner and the other a blondie. Which could be one and the same or not. Someone not from the same area as the speaker and then the other is someone pale in complexion/hair. Of course depends on the context. Does that help?
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Submitted by winniwins on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 12:50am.
Never caught a steelhead. Not for lack of trying.
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Rainbows are really nice Winny, next time you go let me know and I'll try to help you if I can
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 12:51am.
read back ho'. your name was mentioned, lol
/remember i was going to cut you first months ago over Shemar. you are still resting on grace, lady
ETA: hi Owl!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
*waves @ Within and everyone*
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 12:13am.
Wowlie.. Cheating here.. You recommended a band earlier and I can't find the post.. Could you resend? Please and thank you!
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Yes! The band is called Lacuna Coil. There are 2 singers male and female and the girl has a great voice!
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