Night Crumbs
"Don't look to the left don't look to the left don't look to the left...." - Lady CaCa's dog as she tooted a doody bubble out - Drunken Stepfather
At the Venice Film Festival today, Donatella Versace shed a layer of her lizard skin, bedazzled it, threw it on Kate Hudson's body and called it fashion! - Lainey Gossip
The adorable moment before a wild koala mauls you for sticking a camera in its face - Towleroad
When Sonja Morgan said that Carole Radziwill did Clooney for a year, I thought she was talking about Rosemary! - Celebitchy
Selena Gomez shows us what candy stripers wear in Oz - Hollywood Tuna
John Mayer dumped Katy Perry exactly the way you'd expect John Mayer to dump someone - The Superficial
Either Anne Hathaway's dude is giving her the hipster Heimlich maneuver or they're paying tribute to Kristen Stewart by doing tbutt-to-crotch out in the open - Popoholic
I see Reese Witherspoon wearing the top my mom bought at the border in Tijuana - Popsugar
Ryan Gosling and Christine Hendricks, together at last (again) - Just Jared
The beauty in the yellow circle really is my idol today - Crunk + Disorderly
MiniDonks! - Cityrag
None of us need to go to the gym today, because David McIntosh is working out enough for all of us - The Berry
Methinks this is pretty much what it looks like when a Duggar baby slides out of Michelle's birth tunnel - Videogum
Kelly Taylor is wearing a Brenda Walsh outfit and I don't like it - I'm Not Obsessed
Heidi Klum and Seal should just give full custody to Uncle Tim Gunn. It's for the best. - ICYDK
Calvin Klein's ex-toy got a new sugar daddy - OMG Blog
File under "Not Sure If I Want": Current day Leonardo DiCaprio in an orgy scene - Hollywood Rag
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And Jim Toth is wearing Nyan Cat! LOL
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it thought it was Shania Twain before I read who it actually was
I do too Daniee.. I think her life has made her mean... But what do I know...
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
I get a very, very malicious vibe from Heidi Klum.
Ooh, that Koala just made my night!!
Good for Christina Hendricks for getting a starring role.
I viewed that koala video with my eyes squinted waiting for the attack on that Aussie. Michael.
Nick Gruber is proof that there are gay gold diggers.
"the model" YEAH RIGHT! since when is a solo jerk off video considered modelling?
but at least he isnt lcking on CK's 500year old dick, and he is getting abit a piece of italian stallion instead.
but um the mafia sugar-daddy...is he part of the gay mafia?
Submitted by oh dave on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 12:08am.
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No matter how talented he may be, he seems a douche and I have no idea what all those girls see in him. So jerky to use email to dump them and a picture of his junk probably looks like his face, ugh, lolol
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I figured John dumped Katy on text message. At least it was email so he probably didn't do it in txtspk. He probably sent her a pic of his junk as a consolation.
I don't know why it is, but lady bullshit just infuriates me. Someone please put all of us out of our misery & put a slug in her head...
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Submitted by Kisa on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 7:19pm.
Whamo - incidentally the waist to hip ratio is a big attraction for most men. Ideally the magic number is a ratio of 7 degrees of proportion. Gaga about an 8 in that pic.
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I'm liking that ratio Kisa that's for sure:P
That doesn't look like Gaga at all. Sick pose.
Mayer has a dick but no balls. It was a hook up no more, but obviously he was attached enough that he felt he had to send an email. Next time just don't text back.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 6:41pm.
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I know right? I was like, "That's Lady Ga Ga? Hey girl, 'sup?"
And tell me Wham, whataya think about John Mayer? Douchbag, right? But nontheless, major props, right?
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Bammer yes to all your comments lol!
I don't know how Mayer does it either especially with the Dbag rep he has yet he STILL manages to pull some fine ass. MAJOR props for sure, lucky rat bastard!
Reese Witherspoon looks cute pregnant.
When did Drunken Stepfather go straight? I.e. non-NSFW.
As I predicted, gaga is going down the path of porn, along with madonna, as desperate crys for attention. Its just a matter of time before they deep throat on stage when song sales evaporate.
Anne hathaway has kind of a fundamental misunderstanding of how to give a reach-around.
Kate Perry talking too much during sex about unrelated things--no reason to believe its true, but it is an irritating habit. Breaks up with e-mail. I understand, its so awkward to dump someone I used to consider faking my own death to avoid the sad confrontation. "Its not you, its me...just not ready at this time..."
Submitted by mike on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 6:14pm.
That pic of Gaga made me think of the landlady from 3rd Rock from the Sun (Mrs. Dubcek).
Hahahahahahahahhaaha!!!
Submitted by Gigaboob on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 7:42pm.
This doesn't make me moist.
hahaha! (That's totally TR's cheesy flat.)
Making it rain cash is so ghetto.
Submitted by fredfred on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 7:09pm.
where the fuck is that picture even taken? does richardson live in that creepy 90s calvin klein/fiona apple rec room house?
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That's where I've seen this before. Thanks, Fred.
gaga wtf is wrong with you? Even the dog is confused...
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 7:19pm.
That's the sexiest and most fuxkable I've ever seen GaGa look.
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Oh hell no get your eyes checked mama. This doesn't make me moist.
Submitted by SANS FARDS: "Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 7:19pm.
That's the sexiest and most fuxkable I've ever seen GaGa look.
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Agreed. Probably because it looks nothing like her!"
Exactly why!!
Had no idea it was GaGa.
When I used to watch 90210 Kelly Taylor was my favorite girl. I used to look at her thinking damn, girlfriend hiding a nice body underneath those clothes. Curvy, a just the right amount of plumpness in all the right spots.
In those piccies today, the line from her hip to knee and crotch to knee is just too straight, she used to be able to stand with her legs apart and you'd see a little derriere in the gap.
No Kelly. Where's my Kelly gone?
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Yes jenny lost a bit (20) pounds or so but then if u add the weight of that sob ex Peter faganelli I'd say she lost another 161 pounds. She will be fine though , good riddance to pitiful Peter. He can commiserate with Rupert sandershit both wankers!!
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Thanks Withy, yeah it's freaking annoying, but foolish me used the same moniker for everything except rolling the loons on JJ. Serves me right! ;-)
I cannot fucking stand Sean "Diddy" Combs. Gaga is whoring for all the labels these days. She must be giving her free swag as Xmas gifts this year.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Esteem, I knew there was something that looked familiar. Now I know what it is. What's this about stalked? grrrrrrr... Well good you're back then! ;)
@Hekki, I respect your opinion, but pardon me while I.... *heaves* lol
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 7:19pm.
That's the sexiest and most fuxkable I've ever seen GaGa look.
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Agreed. Probably because it looks nothing like her!
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Mani 6 - hahhhhaaaa sounds about right !
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
That's the sexiest and most fuxkable I've ever seen GaGa look.
Which made me think of the slumber party she and Llama del Snooze and Blowhan had. Where did all the attention in the room go? Did it just bounce around all confused, or did it hide under the bed?
Whamo - incidentally the waist to hip ratio is a big attraction for most men. Ideally the magic number is a ratio of 7 degrees of proportion. Gaga about an 8 in that pic.
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Poor Jennie is going through that post-divorce slutty phase. Get better, girl! I'm
rooting for you.
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Let's see...who will John Douchemayer go after next. I'm guessing Kstew as she is probably looking to get laid again about now!
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Those pics gotta be older... a few days ago on the pics MK posted she was quite the porker...
Esteem, *waves back* helloooo there! You are a tease, you say hi, but I'm blindfolded, what was your other name? ololol
OnT: Caca *gags*
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ohhhhh, that kelly taylor story is about her being too skinny! huh. i thought it was about that awful outfit choice. she doesn't look "too" thin to me but she is too old for them britches with that top. come on, now.
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By email huh, K , hah CLassY as ever ( Kisa rolling her eyes 8*\ sarcastically )@ superdouche.
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Whamo, if we didn't know it was CaCa, ok. But Ew Grooooooooooooosssssssss! I don't know if I can ever look at you again, Whams! lololol
@Bambam, I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST, YOU JUST TYPE FASTER HAHAHAHA Ya, those two bugs CaCa and Mayer would make a good pair, blech...
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where the fuck is that picture even taken? does richardson live in that creepy 90s calvin klein/fiona apple rec room house?
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Ugh, CaCa and Mayer should get their ratty skank asses together!
LOL Nicky Gruber sure gets around, can't see the new sugardaddy but he looks better!
Not sure if I want to see Leo getting it either, not with that hair, NOPE
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 6:41pm.
As much as I could not care less about Gaga that pose is my Kryptonite. The ass the clothing the shoes....I would hit in a nano second, hell ya!!!
Nice ass, nice waist.
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I know right? I was like, "That's Lady Ga Ga? Hey girl, 'sup?"
And tell me Wham, whataya think about John Mayer? Douchbag, right? But nontheless, major props, right?
Dude's got some serious notches on his bedpost, gotta respect that.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
I do like that bed (?) Gaga is on, with different colors choices.
I do not want to see Leo in full frontal. Ever.
I love the fact that even the pervy Drunken Stepfather can't even get it up for Caca and Richardson's collaboration.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Jenni's doing what a lot of stressed out ladies tend to do - not eat.
I REALLY wish that was my problem. If it was, then I would be like a 100 pounds. Unfortunately, I loves me some candy or sugar when I am depressed or stressed. I am fortunate that I can get my ass through the door.
Damn, these are just full of the nasty, aren't they?
Gaga-at least the dog has the grace to look ashamed.
Sorry, Katy Perry, you lie down with that skank, you can look to get dumped by email, just be glad it wasn't Twitter.
Leo's orgy scene? OH HELL TO THE NO!!! DO. NOT. WANT.
This is like the jr.high game "gross, grosser, grossest"
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I thought that was evelyn from bbw, gaga is gettin some shape on her!
Wow, has she been working out? Suddenly her ass looks much more voluptuous.
Please, John Mayer and Katy Perry had a fling. After they fucked awhile, they broke up. It happens. Why do gossip rags have to pretend that there is an emotional attachment and a "reason" for breakups?
That said, even for a fling breakup, that way is douchey, douchey, douchey. Just what you expect from John Mayer, in fact.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I thought that was Florence Welch. Or Kathy Griffin.
John Mayer acted like a complete fucking tool, again? You don't say. Dumping via email is a dick move....even if it's Katy Perry we're talking about.
I would not with David Murdoch. I'm getting Chris Brown vibes from him.
WTF....I was sad when Heidi and Seal broke up, and now they're turning on each other like Halle and Gabriel Aubry? please people, stay classy!
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