Kim Kardashian Wants A Star On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame
Who ever’s in charge of giving stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame already said that Hollywood Blvd. is already filled with enough pieces of trash and so they are not whoring it up more by handing out stars to reality tricks like the Kartrashians. But since Kim Kardashian permanently lives in a fart bubble of delusion that came out of her own ass, she wants to break barriers and get a star. Yeah, Kim is a regular Rosa Parks. Kim tells V Magazine (via HuffPo) that yeah, she knows the Walk of Fame ho stroll is already full of whores, but she wants to show them that she’s the ultimate whore by getting a star for being a whore:
“I think there was a quote where somebody said that reality stars will never get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. So, of course I’m so competitive that I think that it would be a huge achievement and a goal that anyone would want. I would love to break that mold.”
Will somebody please tell Kim that no E! reality star has ever thrown themselves into a volcano, so maybe she can break that mold first? But really, anybody who wants a star just has to go into the Walk of Shame offices, hand them a bag full of money and ask for their star. It’s pretty much that easy. Half of the Walk of Fame is full of people who bought that shit, so Kim will fit right in. Kim will also fit right in, because I’m pretty sure a lot of those stars are covered in piss and hobo shit.
And Kim didn’t stop there, she defended reality TV by comparing it to rap music. Yeah, Kanye has totally been farting in her ear:
I’m not naïve to the fact that I’m not a singer or an actress or anything like that. I’ve never claimed to be anything that I’m not. I think [reality] is still a new form of entertainment that was kind of an unexpected thing. It reminds me of rap music. When rap music first came out, people were like, We don’t understand this, what is this, it’s just a fad. But rap music is definitely here to stay, and I think reality shows have proven they are as well. But when something is newer, people don’t really understand it.”
Reality TV is to rap music as that quote is to making sense.