Holly Madison Will Soon Be Changing Diapers Again
Spending five years of her life rubbing Vaseline on Hugh Hefner's chapped, dried powdered donut of a b-hole and spoon feeding him blended peaches while making choo choo noises will come in handy for 33-year-old Holly Madison (born name: Hollin Sue Cullen), because a fetus has moved into her baby-growing bag and she'll pop it out in March. Hef's ex-head colostomy bag changer tells UsWeekly that she and her 38-year-old piece of only 9 months, Pasquale Rotella, are having a kid together and when her baby is born, she'll be reminded about what her original face looked like. Holly, who's currently twerking her Tupperware titty bowls in the Las Vegas show Peepshow, said this about being knocked up:
"I've always wanted to be a mom. But I thought it would take longer! I've been lucky! No morning sickness, but I do get a little nauseous. It happens before my show, so I keep ginger ale backstage."
When Holly was with Hef, she'd wait in that long line of plastic blonde whores waiting to take a quick ride on his rigor mortis dick and she'd pray that may just maybe, his last living sperm would wake up from its coma, dust itself off and somehow make its way out of his earthworm peen and into her baby making area. So Holly's dreams of becoming somebody's mother are finally coming true! And at first, it might be weird for Holly to burp a bag of wrinkles without it groping her chichi balls, but she'll get used to it.
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Submitted by Granny Clampett on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 5:35pm.
I heard one of the reasons she left Hef was because his jizz fishies were as dried up and senile as he is and that he refused to try any assisted reproductive techniques to knock her up. Hey at least she read the Gold Digger manual cover to cover....sometimes things just don't pan out.
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I've read that too. I guess she wanted to have a baby(ies) with him and get married.. the whole 9..
but he's old.. she couldnt be surprised that he couldnt or didnt want a baby.
another CPR dummy pops a baby out.
"I always wanted to be a mom, because the ensuing child-support is a gold-digger's best insurance of continuing to live in the lifestyle that they've become accostomed - for the child, of course."
There Holly, I fixed your qoute for you.
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Shiitake happens...
Never minded Holly, but crusty Heffy grossed me out. Looks-wise he's an UPGRADE! The rest, seems like trouble... might not be in the picture for long if he goes to jail. Well, if she wanted a kid, there she has one. ;p
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Great pickin Hollin! This guy been indicted and could be facing prison time soon.
I heard one of the reasons she left Hef was because his jizz fishies were as dried up and senile as he is and that he refused to try any assisted reproductive techniques to knock her up. Hey at least she read the Gold Digger manual cover to cover....sometimes things just don't pan out.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Hopefully it was always cowgirl reverse when it was time to do the deed with Hef baby even tho that view would've been horrific too.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
I never, ever believed she's as young as she claims. I always thought she lied-off between five and ten years. It's hard to pinpoint just how many years, as she's got so much artiface about her.
Wonder if she'll stop the Gwen Stefani bleach jobs now that she's carrying another human being?
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 1:07pm.
Im happy for her but i also feel sorry for her. Come on, kendra got a football player and you were the hbic when u were at the mansion and all u could get is some random loser???
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Maybe she's in love with the random loser. Pasquale is young and handsome. Beats playing house with that old geezer.
Why would someone blessed with the glorious name Hollin Cullen change it to the oh so pedestrian Holly Madison?!
Wonder if she'll name the baby "Puffin"?
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Also, when you end a statement with "Kim Kardashian is fabulous," all your previous points are INVALID, because obviously you have lost your damn mind." - MK
Im happy for her but i also feel sorry for her. Come on, kendra got a football player and you were the hbic when u were at the mansion and all u could get is some random loser???
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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 12:56pm.
LOL! You make a good point.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 12:26pm.
bmitted by Kizzy on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 12:18pm.
Damn, Holly, and I thought I had bad taste in men!!
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Me too. She kinda makes me feel marginally better about some of my past choices. Notice I said, marginally.
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Holly humped on a crusty 800 year old pimp for half a decade. You should feel absolved of all of your past choices in comparison to that.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Submitted by MJF on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 11:40am.
So, as someone who has never bleached her hair, I have a dumb question. I've always heard that if you do bleach your hair, you can't while you're pregnant. So...uh...how do bottle-blonde celebs hide that? Are they all wearing wigs?
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I've wondered the same. I tend to think the Christina A.'s and Anna Nicole's of the world continue to bleach regardless of what it'll do to the baby.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Someone here once said their ex dated her before all her surgeries. Come out, come out wherever you are... hehehe
She doesn't bother me.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 12:26pm.
bmitted by Kizzy on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 12:18pm.
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FOR REALS!!
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
bmitted by Kizzy on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 12:18pm.
Damn, Holly, and I thought I had bad taste in men!!
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Me too. She kinda makes me feel marginally better about some of my past choices. Notice I said, marginally.
He looks helmet-worthy in this pic.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 12:18pm.
She did seem to genuinely care about Hef, and she was a much better match, as far as how she treated him, than the others.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Damn, Holly, and I thought I had bad taste in men!! Geezer to skeezer FAIL
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
No hate here. She actually seemed to like that old bastard Hef, and is pretty harmless from what I've seen.
Sad her bf is a bum, but hopefully she'll be happy when the kiddle arrives.
@Dirk Diggler
Oh, I thought Electric Daisy was like Bonarroo. But apparently it's more like Burning Man.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 11:55am.
Not such a catch: dude is likely to go to jail!
Wow!! Insomniac and Electric Daisy is a big deal. A couple of recent scandals with underaged drugging and ODs.
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“I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas," she said.
Not such a catch: dude is likely to go to jail!
http://www.bittenandbound.com/2012/08/29/holly-madison-pregnant-pasquale...
33? I thought she was like 39. O_o
Good for her, she doesn't really bug me.
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Douchechill!
LOL @ the headline!!
That Pasquale guy is a catch, seeing his resume and his face (he looks weird in that pic but hot most other ones.) Good for you, Holly.
So, as someone who has never bleached her hair, I have a dumb question. I've always heard that if you do bleach your hair, you can't while you're pregnant. So...uh...how do bottle-blonde celebs hide that? Are they all wearing wigs?
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Now this is how u write an article!!!
Awww, good for her. She was kinda annoying on the Girls Next Door show but she is harmless. And this is what she always wanted....
Why am I being so nice today?
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Slow news morning?
She's no Anna Nicole.
Holly hair is too light, it looks white and makes her look older than 33.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
who knew Holly was a Cullen!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Holly's alright. Better than Kendra and her ear-shreddingly horrible laugh.
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"Hollin Sue Cullen"
Jaysus, I hope she has better taste in names than her parents. "Hollin Cullen". wtf.
He looks like a skeevier version of Topher Grace.
Well, congrats to her! Yeah, she might have been Hef's wh0re but she's still harmless compared to the Kuntrashians. And she strikes me as down-to-earth and sweet, so she'd might make a good mom.
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Kitten Kaboodle - a Disney ho who did the ho stroll right ;)
Pasquale is a party promoter. That kid will be as smart as it is handsome.
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“I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas," she said.
The bag of wrinkles still grabs your chichis, MK!!
Run a check on homeboy's bank account and then we'll see if this lasts thru the pregnancy.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/electric-daisy-carnival-promoter-...
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Of the 3 that were in that show i found her the least offensive, good on her i say.
Genetic plastic blondes do nothing for me. I couldn't pick this chick out of a lineup of other fake plastic blondes
"No morning sickness, but I do get a little nauseous."
Been looking at photos of your old face again? Poor dear.