FYI: Honey Boo Boo Chile's Newborn Niece Was Born With Three Thumbs
If you're lucky enough to be born into Georgia's reigning redneck royal family, you will eventually have an extra something. Mama June has extra chins, Sugar Bear has an extra derp gene, a few of them have extra chromosomes and Chickadee's 5-week-old daughter Kaitlyn has an extra thumb. That extra thumb will totally come in handy when Baby Kaitlyn will have to hitchhike out of there to get away from the mud bog fuckery.
The National Enquirer said that 33-year-old Mama June was throwing some extra shade at her first of many grandchirruns by making fun of the fact that one of Kaitlyn's hands has four fingers and two thumbs, but the sex bomb of McIntyre tells People that she loves that baby, uninvited thumb and all. June the Hutt said, "We have embraced [the abnormality]. It makes Kaitlyn more special to us."
The Daily Mail has pictures of little Kaitlyn's conjoined thumbs (she's got the Abby & Brittany of thumbs!) and they also have pictures of Mama June's 12-year-old daughter Pumpkin dipping a pacifier into a can of Mountain Dew before sticking it in Kaitlyn's newborn mouth.
It makes sense that The Dew is this family's baby formula of choice since Honey Boo Boo is always high on Go-Go Juice, but still. This is the most ridiculous, irresponsible, idiotic and inhumane act of parenting I've ever seen. Do they know how much caffeine is in that can of sugary acid? That baby will be hollering and screaming and bothering people all day long. You're not supposed to give sodie pop to a baby. You're supposed to give baby a mixture of crushed Vicodin, whiskey and NyQuil so they sleep all day while you enjoy your cheese balls in peace. This family, I swear.
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@ Mike and EC,
I know I know. I'm not being serious, it's just reading everybody goin' all Dlisted ballistic and I'm thinking duh? What do you expect from a family with a cradle robbing dad, a fart happy mom and daughters getting knocked up as tweeners?
Dipping a pacifier in Mt. Dew is a new one on me but not really surprising considering the subjects.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
How old is the new mother 14? seriously ??
OMG yes! an opportunity to ask the question that has been bugging me all am. I haven't had a chance to watch the two headed girl from last night yet, but tell me this, what if one dies? does the other live on? would they amputate the dead head!?!?!
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I just have to say I lived in the south for the first 20 years of my life splitting time between the "big city" and a country home. NEVER ever have I interacted or come into contact with anyone so hickish and hillbilly. WE ARE NOT ALL LIKE THIS.
Just had to get that out there.
And honey boo boo chile needs a name change...just sayin'. Those of you who know me will understand.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
DD - where I live there is a high population of Latinos. Can't tell you how many 2 and 3 year old I see with complete silver teeth, sucking on soda in their sippy cup. Not to mention the high sugar consumption.
Don't anyone call me a racist. I'm speaking from observation.
You look at people like this and you start to think that evolution has come to a screeching halt. There's going to be nothing but Cro-mags on TV in 20 years.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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I don't understand the "What's an abdomen" thing?
Since I don't watch the show, I don't understand the relevence. I can only assume that this pregnant 14 year old is dumb as fuck and is asking that question to her OB?
Hang on. The grandmother is 33? So well done for waiting til you were 17 to breed you classy lady you. You must be so proud June.
I have watched a lot of low down, stupid tv over the years, BUT in that time, I am proud to say I have NEVER turned on the TLC channel, and never will in the future.
Like M.E said, these people are repulsive, and it is disgusting that they are making money off of being ignorant hillbilly swine that the rest of the world sees and assumes everyone in the U.S is like this.
<"You're not supposed to give sodie pop to a baby. You're supposed to give baby a mixture of crushed Vicodin, whiskey and NyQuil so they sleep all day while you enjoy your cheese balls in peace.">
Ha, remember the lawsuit about the flight attendant who crushed some Xanax and put it in the bottle of some kid who was terrorizing passengers on a cross country flight? They probably couldn't find a jury who didn't think he should get off, and get a promotion.
This is the shit that further convinces me that Idiocracy is a documentary.
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When I was in Mexico, I saw babies drinking Coca Cola that was put in their baby bottle!!
I feel sorry for the baby. Look at the family she is going to have to put up with.
Is it possible for the physicians to remove the extra thumb? I wonder if the surgery would cause nerve damage or some other complication...and that is why they dont want to do it? Or, maybe the baby is too little at the moment? Curious on this.
Y'all act like you've never seen a redneck before
Jaws all on the floor like a hick on a ride on mower just burst through the door
Before her baby was born totally deformed
On plastic lawn furniture
It's the return of the "wait, no way you're kidding - she didn't just put Mountain Dew in that bottle - did she?"
Submitted by mike on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 1:52pm.
lol, I chastised MK in last night's Crumbs for not mentioning this miraculous occurrence
as I said, I'd still rather have three thumbs than have three or more chins
I mean, think of all the cans of soda you can open :(
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 1:56pm.
Well technically speaking, it wasn't Mt. Dew per se. It was one of the new Mt. Dew flavors and it was only a dip to shut the kid up from cryin'.
And really, the kid's got three thumbs, what the hell is a dip of Mt. Dew gonna do to him?
I'm just sayin'.
True enough, but why would you want to give a crying machine even a teeny bit of sugar and caffeine?
Now a tiny bit of rum or bourbon...
I've heard of people actually putting Mt Dew in a baby's bottle.
There's actually a condition colloquially known as Mt Dew Mouth - extreme tooth decay in kids.
Don't believe me? Look it up.
Inbreeders.....
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Back from vacation? Vacation from where? The Willy Wonka factory? The Al Jolson Resort? MERCURY? MK - 8/1/12
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 2:01pm.
Oh, Sweet Jesus! Too bad it's not 1920 and they can't put the baby on the freak show circuit.
I've never seen the show, does the baby's daddy make an appearance at all or did he run for the hills when he saw the rest of the family?
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I would not be surprised if the baby daddy is IN the family, cousin-nephew or uncle-brother, and that may be why this thing has three thumbs.
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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 1:56pm.
Well, I dunno, but Mtn Dew and it's subsequent flavors are all composed of the same ingredients, except for the flavoring, and it isn't healthy stuff.
Why get a baby used to something like that? To shut a baby up, you don't give it even a "dip" of a highly caffeinated drink.
Speaking of sodas, has anyone tried those SanPellegrino sodas? They're famous for their water but the sodas are the bomb. Orange, lemon, blood orange and (my fave)grapefruit. They're like Orangina, sparkling water and 16% juice. They're really really good.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Oh, Sweet Jesus! Too bad it's not 1920 and they can't put the baby on the freak show circuit.
I've never seen the show, does the baby's daddy make an appearance at all or did he run for the hills when he saw the rest of the family?
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 1:57pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally :
...I refuse to give these pieces of shit any of my attention. Shame on anyone who watches that show. Seriously.
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*sits on judge's bench with psl shaking my damn head at this idiocy*
If you don't know what an abdomen is, you shouldn't be making more "humans" ffs! I just can't with f'ing hillbillies.
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Me three. Damn fucking idiots procreating more fucking idiots. And all televised for idiocracy's pleasure.
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Two thumbs is the least of that child's worries & she's bound to be a great banjo player.
Submitted by Vern on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 1:56pm.
Too bad these hicks don't dip their peens into Mountain Dew before sessy times. I'm sure it works as a spermicide.
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Ahahahahahahaha!
Submitted by parissucksliterally :
...I refuse to give these pieces of shit any of my attention. Shame on anyone who watches that show. Seriously.
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*sits on judge's bench with psl shaking my damn head at this idiocy*
If you don't know what an abdomen is, you shouldn't be making more "humans" ffs! I just can't with f'ing hillbillies.
Well technically speaking, it wasn't Mt. Dew per se. It was one of the new Mt. Dew flavors and it was only a dip to shut the kid up from cryin'.
And really, the kid's got three thumbs, what the hell is a dip of Mt. Dew gonna do to him?
I'm just sayin'.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Too bad these hicks don't dip their peens into Mountain Dew before sessy times. I'm sure it works as a spermicide.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 1:49pm.
Where the FUCK is CPS.
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Most likely investigating single moms that have to work 3 jobs to put food on the table.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 1:52pm.
Mtn Dew is the work of Satan. It's also the state soda of West Virginia.
lol, I chastised MK in last night's Crumbs for not mentioning this miraculous occurrence
as I said, I'd still rather have three thumbs than have three or more chins
I don't drink soda, I can't remember what Mt. Dew even tastes like.
Only soda type that I'll drink is either a 7-up or Ginger Ale if I'm sick. And I think it's been at least a year for me.
I refuse to watch anything on TLC and I find this family completely repulsive.
Dipping the pacifier of a 1 month old into Mt. Dew? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Where the FUCK is CPS.
I love the part in the DM where they talk about the inbred hillbillies dipping the newborns pacifier in Mountain Dew.
On a personal note, if I drink a can of Mtn Dew, I am close to being hospitalized. I get so sick from that shit.
So dlisters, if you want to potentially kill me, send me a case of Mtn Dew.
I blame kate gosslin and her evil mullet for this
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
uhohhh i smell incest dna. who is the father anyway? her first cousin?
How old is that girl that had the baby? She looks 14.
The other night, I was channel flipping and came across a new show TLC has about pregnant moms and their pregnant teens. It officially confirmed to me that TLC now stands for "The Lunacy Channel".
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Also, when you end a statement with "Kim Kardashian is fabulous," all your previous points are INVALID, because obviously you have lost your damn mind." - MK
I refuse to read this, I refuse to give these pieces of shit any of my attention. Shame on anyone who watches that show. Seriously.
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Oh, when I try to love
I can love the same man in the same bed in the same city
But not in the same room it's a pity
Now that's a shocker! *said no one ever*
I am shocked the baby didn't have 6 chins and a pig's snout like Penelope.
That happens when your family tree doesn't fork.