FYI: Honey Boo Boo Chile's Newborn Niece Was Born With Three Thumbs
If you're lucky enough to be born into Georgia's reigning redneck royal family, you will eventually have an extra something. Mama June has extra chins, Sugar Bear has an extra derp gene, a few of them have extra chromosomes and Chickadee's 5-week-old daughter Kaitlyn has an extra thumb. That extra thumb will totally come in handy when Baby Kaitlyn will have to hitchhike out of there to get away from the mud bog fuckery.
The National Enquirer said that 33-year-old Mama June was throwing some extra shade at her first of many grandchirruns by making fun of the fact that one of Kaitlyn's hands has four fingers and two thumbs, but the sex bomb of McIntyre tells People that she loves that baby, uninvited thumb and all. June the Hutt said, "We have embraced [the abnormality]. It makes Kaitlyn more special to us."
The Daily Mail has pictures of little Kaitlyn's conjoined thumbs (she's got the Abby & Brittany of thumbs!) and they also have pictures of Mama June's 12-year-old daughter Pumpkin dipping a pacifier into a can of Mountain Dew before sticking it in Kaitlyn's newborn mouth.
It makes sense that The Dew is this family's baby formula of choice since Honey Boo Boo is always high on Go-Go Juice, but still. This is the most ridiculous, irresponsible, idiotic and inhumane act of parenting I've ever seen. Do they know how much caffeine is in that can of sugary acid? That baby will be hollering and screaming and bothering people all day long. You're not supposed to give sodie pop to a baby. You're supposed to give baby a mixture of crushed Vicodin, whiskey and NyQuil so they sleep all day while you enjoy your cheese balls in peace. This family, I swear.
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the hatred i feel towards this family of dullards can't be measured by modern instruments.
stupid people like them need to be nuked. hiroshima and nagasaki style.
i'm ashamed to be from the south. omfg.
i havent scrolled down but im pretty sure everyone has a guess why this babies gene pool is all messed up...
im even to sick about it to say it.
this family is f*cked
The "obesity" media scare is just singling out an acceptable target for hate. Now that traditional targets such as racial minorities are off limits. Gotta keep the public scorn away from power structures, you know. Keep people busy hating and policing each other, and striving to reach ridiculous beauty standards. That'll keep 'em busy, and broke.
Also, what does an increasingly beleaguered middle class turn to in order to feel better about themselves? Why, hating on hillbillies. Empathy with the poor is for sissies! Real red-blooded Americans who pulled themselves up by their own bootstraps know that being born on the bottom rung of a system that does everything in its power to crush people is a CHOICE!
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I'm just really distracted by the fact that this trash is a GRANDMOTHER at 33. I guess I shouldn't be shocked, but damn!!
Submitted by SFRB on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 9:49pm.
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Agree with this too SFRB.
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Submitted by SFRB on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 11:58pm.
Enough of this "hispanics tend to do this because I know a mexican who blah blah blah."
Come on, now...
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But SFRB, some of my best friends are Mexican!
and black, too!
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Enough of this "hispanics tend to do this because I know a mexican who blah blah blah." You tend to see more of what you pay attention to.
Come on, now...
Submitted by mefunigirl on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 10:09pm.
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Hey Mefunigirl, ITA, it's a much more complex problem than just saying this is always the case with one group or the other. ;)
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Submitted by upstatestruggler on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 11:40pm.
ROFLMAO AWESOME!! I should've thought of that earlier!!
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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:58pm. I'm on the same page with weaning myself of diet sodas. I just bought this soda called Zevia at Target that's sweetened with stevia, has no calories, and uses all natural ingredients. I'm not sure if it has caffene, but it doesn't taste bad (considering stevia can be a hit of miss). It is kinda pricy though (go figure), but it comes in a lot of flavor (Target was limited though). I've only tried the black cherry and its pretty good.
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Yes it's so difficult! I just like the carbonation and sweet taste. I've never tasted anything with stevia. Does it leave an aftertaste? I am gonna go look into it so thankyah.
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Stevia tastes good in oatmeal, smoothies, and shakes, in other words thick stuff. Coffee, and tea can taste a little too strong. Stevia itself tastes bitter at first, but with a sweet aftertaste. The good thing about it is that you don't have to use a lot, its natural, and no calories. Its like Splenda without the artificial baggage.
Agave nectar is so good, but a friend recently told me that its becoming so popular that the price of it (including Tequila) will increase. It takes about 10 years for the cactus plant to grow.
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Spinach?!?!? They could have had banannas and you gave them spinach?!?!!? They could have those soft and sweet plantains even.
Those kids are going to be seriously pissed when they learn that.
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Submitted by vegaschick on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 9:51pm.
See that pic up above? Not a minority family.
My 3 hispanic children are all active, slim with good eating habits. My "white" neighbors 2 kids are both obese. Why? because she is too busy with her hair appointments and nail appointments and lunches/dinners with friends and her kids are left to fend for themselves and naturally that means fast food. Same with the kids a couple doors down.
Again, it isn't minority or poor that makes for the rise in obesity, but being lazy or not giving a dam in the long run.
One neighbor has told me when her daughter turns 18 she'll buy her some boobs and lipo so she's not really worried about it.
Oh, and I should also point out I bake cakes for a living, so you'd think my kids run amok with that, but they don't. Sweets just don't do it for them.
But, their first baby food was not bananas like most babies, but instead I started them with spinach.
It's called good parenting, and you'll find many lacking in that area no matter what color, ethnicity, or economic status.
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Even though feeding kids junk, Hispanics do tend to overdo it. A guy I used to date had a daughter with a Mexican girl and he was always complaining about the little girl going to her grandparents house because all they ever fed her was candy and soda. She was six when I knew her and already seriously overweight. You do see a lot more overweight minority kids than you do white kids from middle class homes. It is what it is.
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I work as an Investigative Social Worker for a family law attorney who represents abused/neglected minors, and this effects all races. It is something that I have to notice and I must participate in creating a corrective action plan to address it.
It is not just Hispanics, muchisimasgracias (MESSICAN talk for "thankyouverymuch").
People of all races do this and it's likely due to different factors: education, laziness, drug use, and some people's parents didn't cook for them because they had to work full time to support the kids, or because they were on drugs and fast food is easier. Nutritious eating is a learned behavior and it takes effort and time to cook a real meal. Sadly enough, I have to remind mothers that nothing is easier than peeling a banana or an orange - even opening up a bag of hot cheetoes takes more effort.
In any case, whether it is ignorance or convenience, it isn't race.
Submitted by chavonnc on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 8:32pm.
I too am Hispanic, and I also grew up poor.
My mother never served us sodas or candy ever.
She served us water, or a rare malta, and our sweets were fruits (apples, bananas). A real treat was a small box of raisins.
Yes, it's our custom to feed your kids a lot, a leftover from the depression when there wasn't enough food to eat. But Hispanics aren't the only ones who were raised with the "clean your plate" mentality. Thankfully, we've learned since then.
My station in life has come a long way, and I am no longer poor, but let me just say I have seen way worse eating habits from the children of upper middle class suburbia.
So, it isn't the "poor" who feed their kids crap, it's the lazy asses who don't want to bother with having to get fresh fruits and vegetables a few more times a week from the store, and from the ones who were raised that way and don't want to bother with change.
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I'm Hispanic and I agree, that yes, in the poverty areas where we live, parents give their kids cokes and chocolate and candy. And just about all my nieces and nephews have either silver, missing, or rotted teeth before even hitting elementary. I've never done that! I've always made sure to feed my children healthy food and keep sugar intake little to low. (I STILL water down their tea at dinner time and my daughter is 13).
My thoughts on why poor people give their children junk food and sugar is because they're too poor or unable to give their children the material items they need, the one thing they CAN give them is food. Even if its unhealthy because they get their food for free from food stamps. My mother in law is proud of the fact that she over fed and stuffed her kids and grandkids with junk food. That was all she could give them. Now, when she sees my kids, compared to the rest, she sees the difference. My 15 year old niece is in a size 17 and looks 30, while I am 30 and wear a size 9 by staying in shape and eating healthy. And my kids look like normals kids at their age and she favors my kids over the rest.
Sorry, long rant :)
Submitted by tojo on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 7:18pm.
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Can't argue with you there Tojo. The KK's are vilest vermin there is. These people are gross but the KK's are worse. lol
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@ohdave - great post. That's why I can't watch this stuff. I know it's a tad hypocritical of me....seeing as I watch the Housewives and the Kartrashians behaving badly, but at least they have options, you know? This just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
@EvilShoe - oh yes, it's most definitely a caffeine addiction. Thing is, I can go with out coffee; I used to need a cup in the A.M., but now I don't. But the diet coke at 3 PM is a must.
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Wow tough crowd! Sorry but these people are reality show whores just like the Kardashians. I wonder if you were stranded and needed help which family do you think would be willing to lend you a hand? I would rather listen to these people speak than those pretentious Kardashian twats....
I'm not going to lie and say I would want the world to think that all Americans are like this family, but I don't want them to assume that we're like PMK and her ilk either...
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Sadly, giving babies Mountain Dew is normal for white trash. I was watching a documentary about poverty in America and they did a segment about a dentist who did charity work in Appalachia. He said folks living in the hills put Mountain Dew and Pepsi into baby bottles. As you can imagine every kid they showed on the program had a mouth full of rotting, black teeth.
Oops, didn't realize the documentary was already mentioned. Sorry for the repetition.
Mountain Dew has an insane amount of caffeine and sugar, it should be nowhere near a newborn. F*ck this family and the people who gave them a show!
But LOL at your post MK!
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So I guess that means that the father is Chickadee's cuzzin.
And feeding a newborn baby Mountain Dew? FFUUUUUUUK! Babies should NEVER be given that shit, but it doesn't surprise me that these inbred hicks think it's okay! I mean, they give hyper caffeinated shit to Honey Booboo that makes her act drunk. Hell, they probably think it's FUNNY.
Also, I hate that shows like this exist. They're the reason why, no matter how smart or cultured you are, if you say you're an American people of other countries immediately think of you as dumb.
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This pack of drooling, web footed, half witted trolls is stealing my smart.
What they're doing is actually criminal child neglect, isn't it? The mayor of New York is criminalizing sodas and they are giving caffeine to a newborn? You don't wind up like Honey Booboo's mother without some serious early childhood trauma and this whole thing is too real, too exploitative of innocent children, and the fact that they are poor and stupid and are being presented as one of the role models....
I know I sound like Tipper Gore trying to ban Dio, but these children are paying for this fame with their lives. They're fucked up. Honey Booboo is over like a Lohan and she's not even in school yet, I think.
This is the kind of thing they show when they're trying to bring back the neutron bomb or something because you're supposed to give zero fucks about a newborn baby. That's fucked up. The whole toddlers and tiaras thing, everyone behind it should be investigated AFTER they've served about 25 years.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 2:16pm.
DD - where I live there is a high population of Latinos. Can't tell you how many 2 and 3 year old I see with complete silver teeth, sucking on soda in their sippy cup. Not to mention the high sugar consumption.
Don't anyone call me a racist. I'm speaking from observation.
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I'm hispanic and I can confirm this, you should have seen the looks my family gave me when i said I only let my kids drink water and milk when we went to visit them in Cali, it was like I was the antichrist, they kept giving them soda and candy every chance they got
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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:58pm.
I'm on the same page with weaning myself of diet sodas. I just bought this soda called Zevia at Target that's sweetened with stevia, has no calories, and uses all natural ingredients. I'm not sure if it has caffene, but it doesn't taste bad (considering stevia can be a hit of miss). It is kinda pricy though (go figure), but it comes in a lot of flavor (Target was limited though). I've only tried the black cherry and its pretty good.
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Yes it's so difficult! I just like the carbonation and sweet taste. I've never tasted anything with stevia. Does it leave an aftertaste? I am gonna go look into it so thankyah.
Can't say I'm surprised. Just join a carnival. The mom can be the giant 10 chinned freak, the pregnant girl can show her stretch marks that look like a monster truck driving over a bunch of little cars, one of the sister's probably has a freakish wandering eye, the dad probably uses dentures so he can do a neat trick with that, and let's not forget Honey Boo Boo who can take the stage and put on a show at the end.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 4:06pm.
"June defended her daughter's actions by explaining that Alana had been dancing in a college bar, not a sleazy one."
oh. ok, it was one of those pure upstanding COLLEGE bars. never mind.
i feel like i'm in the middle of a clinical science study every time i watch this woman
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Submitted by seejaneclick on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 2:50pm.
I saw a documentary about hill folk and they are all big Mt. Dew drinkers.
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I saw it too. They also eat lots of pickles. Apparently that was also to blame for their horrible teeth.
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Submitted by seejaneclick on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 2:50pm.
I saw a documentary about hill folk and they are all big Mt. Dew drinkers.
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I think I saw that documentary too. It was Diane Sawyer's work. She came clean that she was from Appalachia (pronounced it Appa-latch-ah, not Appa-lay-sha like I always thought was right) and interviewed a bunch of mountain hillbillies from her old 'hood. All this time, I thought she was a WASP from New York or Connecticut. Anyways, she spoke to a dentist who bemoaned the locals for their dental condition, which he labeled as "mountain dew teeth." I made my kids watch that and will constantly bring up mountain dew teeth anytime they insist on getting soda. Silver teeth in kids drives me frickin' insane. So preventable.
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Social Services better get on this STAT. Imagine a new born drinking Mountain Dew?? SO wrong. Where's Mayim Bialik when you need her!!
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I'm on the same page with weaning myself of diet sodas. I just bought this soda called Zevia at Target that's sweetened with stevia, has no calories, and uses all natural ingredients. I'm not sure if it has caffene, but it doesn't taste bad (considering stevia can be a hit of miss). It is kinda pricy though (go figure), but it comes in a lot of flavor (Target was limited though). I've only tried the black cherry and its pretty good.
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I don't think she even knows her father.
The father of the baby is probably the 17 year olds father. Hick inbred freaks!
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 2:18pm.
How old is the new mother 14? seriously ??
She's 17. Just looks younger I guess.
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Well BMe..that sounds like a reasonable age, why she hasn't had four kids yet is beyond me:)
Mama June is 33? No way.
oh gross, thanks ES and ME.
check out these hilarious pics of Honey Boo Boo y'all:
http://www.butyourelikereallypretty.com/tagged/Here-Comes-Honey-Boo-Boo
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Submitted by cmag on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:18pm.
What are silver teeth?? I've never seen anyone with them.
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Teeth that are capped with silver caps or filled with a metallic looking sealant due to cavities.
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cmag, silver caps on your teeth because they were rotted.
What are silver teeth?? I've never seen anyone with them.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:12pm.
Caffeine addiction it sounds like. They had a show long ago where they followed people who drank a lot of coffee or soda after they took it away from them. This one lady who drank Pepsi lost her shit on her family, co-workers and the film crew.
I think I read Diet Dew has the most amount of caffeine out of all the sodas. Unless they still make Jolt cola.