The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 29th!

Nobody noticed a snake had crashed the party until it jumped into the circle to show off it's dance moves. - bambam

Runners-up:

Despite having to cut costs, this year's Bachelor will still feature a sad gaggle of indistinguishable hens fighting over the same slithery snake in the grass. - The Beard of Cruise

"We have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plain!". - OurMissC

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Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

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Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 5:40pm.

Snakes on the plain! LMAO! Big congrats everyhooker!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 5:37pm.

bambambambambambam LOL Congrats to The Beard and OurMissC!

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Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 3:28pm.

YAY BAMBAM!

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Submitted by By The Beard of... on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 2:51pm.

Miss C actually made me LOL with that caption. Thanks for the honorable mention, MK!

Submitted by bambam on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 12:50pm.

AWMAHGAW I WON I WON I WON!!!

*runs outta the room, shouts i won i won i won, runs back into room*

I WON!!! *crip dancing, crip dancing*

I finally won one a these things. I swear I was getting worked up over this like I did trying to win Powerball. I pretty much gave up, because frankly speaking, some of my entries were PURE COMEDY GOLD (not).

Damn, those monthly trips to NYC to suck MK off finally paid off, now if I can just get that taste outta my mouth.

Congrats everybody! LOL

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Submitted by Capitanne on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 10:06am.

First time ever, all lame and unfunny.

Submitted by justincase on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 9:38am.

Hahahahahahahah!!!! A little something for everyone. Thanks for the early morning laughs.

Submitted by jackie on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 9:20am.

Haha ourmissc should've won lol.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 8:56am.

LOL @ The Beard of Cruise.

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 8:48am.

That was genius FAB Miss C!!!!!!!!!!

Yay hookers!!!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 8:41am.

LOL bambam and beard! Congrats! Thanks MK!

"There are some broke down people out there." - Mama June

Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 8:38am.

Congrats, you funny bitches!! Excellent ones!!

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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Crookedsmile on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 8:38am.

Hilarious!!

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 8:26am.

LOL@ all the winning captions! REALLY funny Bam, The Beard and Miss C! My first laugh of the day.

Submitted by LA me on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 7:43am.

NAC.....LOL to all with the "tastes like chicken" comments. Priceless!!

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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
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Submitted by Puta on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 7:13am.

A top trying to get out the door before last call.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 7:04am.

It's always difficult for Honey Boo Boo and her family to figure out what to have for dinner and, more importantly, who is going to kill it.

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Submitted by Nikki Darling on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 6:25am.

My Milk Snake brings all the geese to the yard!

You know you love it

Submitted by myfave on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 6:23am.

Who would have guessed that Paul Ryan's crap would have drawn so much attention?!

Submitted by klisted on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 5:43am.

A microscopic view inside Jennifer Aniston's ovaries.

Submitted by Perdie1208 on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 5:27am.

Come at me Bro'

Submitted by LA me on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 4:52am.

Pimp Mama Kris knew she was in trouble after slithering down the wrong aisle at Sears as she was surrounded by a gaggle of those "fat, ugly, jealous, h8ter chicks" she had read about.

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- Hysteria

Submitted by Edna -E- Mode on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 2:53am.

The Circle Of Life: Chics encircle the snakes.

Submitted by tojo on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 12:15am.

Pimp Mamma K has gathered up all of the doubloons now she searches for the guineas that were rumored to be in the farmyard...

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Submitted by FatherWinn on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 11:22pm.

After my Dad disbanded The Mothers Of Invention he was kinda bummed out, so he started taking photos. Anyway...that's how I became Snake Cockmeadow Zappa.

Submitted by ahtitan on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 11:08pm.

A gaggle of Twihards confront that snake-in-the-grass over what she did to their beloved RPatz.

Submitted by ProfessorVP on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 11:03pm.

Who says Republicans don't welcome diversity!

Submitted by FatherWinn on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 10:47pm.

After my Dad dispanded the Mothers of Invention he was kinda bummed out, so he started taking pictures. Anyway... that's how I became Snake Cockmeadow Zappa.

Submitted by dfanintheD on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 11:57pm.

A flock of Armenian turkey hens look to gobble down a big black snake.

Submitted by dchavez on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 9:58pm.

Lady Gaga loves her paparazzi!

Submitted by quickkill on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 9:55pm.

This is a fowl play for sure....

Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 9:46pm.

The early bird gets the worm, my ass.

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Submitted by the original be... on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 9:10pm.

NBC resorts to a more *ahem* natural approach to throwing people under the bus.

Submitted by katalack on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 8:22pm.

Once again Fox "News" is in the middle of breaking events at the Republican National Convention of 2012.

Submitted by nikki.p on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 8:11pm.

Attendees of the Republican National Convention gather around their presidential nominee.

Submitted by Eagledancer on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 8:09pm.

What do you mean, "we"?

Submitted by Hot Tomato on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 8:08pm.

One snake in the grass, surrounded by a bunch of brainless turkeys... I hate political conventions.

Submitted by muddy hands on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 8:09pm.

The only thing missing from the RNC convention was FOX news.

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The JenHens are not impressed with Angelina's Montenegro style.

Submitted by Angus E. Parvo on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 7:39pm.

Little known fact: The first Thanksgiving was held by the serpent in the Garden of Eden

Submitted by LizTx7 on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 7:30pm.

Courtney Stodden rethinks going out au naturél.

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Do you think there's enough there for a pair of boots and a purse?

Submitted by Ida Smackter on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 7:16pm.

Twitter's "Brandi Bunch" finally corner Fleann Rimes when Ediot Cibrian manages to slither away to let out a coupla butt snakes of his own...

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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 7:15pm.

The last time I saw bunch of hens giving a snake such a wide birth was at a Melissa Ethridge concert.

Submitted by lazee on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 7:01pm.

"Whose goose is cooked now, bitch?"

Submitted by Im_Cuntilicious on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 6:45pm.

The snake that told Kristen Stewart to get her twat eaten by Rupert is going to get it good.

Submitted by wrene on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 6:44pm.

You came to the wrong neighborhood motherf***er

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