Shia LaDouche Dropped Acid In The Name Of His Craft
I know you didn't think it was possible for Shia LaDouche to get even more hardcore and method, but he has. Soon, some poor actress will reconsider her choices in life when she watches the crotch critters jump off of Shia's dirty dick bush while he does sex on her for real in Lars Von Trier's Nymphomaniac, but that won't be the first time he has gotten real for his art.
Shia guzzled down moonshine for real like his character in Lawless does, and for his new movie The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman, he really tripped out on acid just like his character does. Watching the last Transformers shit show was like sitting in the middle of the brown eye of the worst acid trip ever, so at least Shia feels my pain now.
Shia told USA Today (via Vulture) that just like how Sean Penn actually strapped himself into the chair in Dead Man Walking, he tries to get inside the head of his characters by doing the same shit they do. Move out of the way, because we've got a real badass here:
"There's a way to do an acid trip like Harold & Kumar, and there's a way to be on acid. What I know of acting, Sean Penn actually strapped up to that (electric) chair in Dead Man Walking. These are the guys that I look up to."
Up until now, I thought the last thing we needed was a remake of The Piano, but can Hollywood please fart out a remake of The Piano and can they please cast Shia LaDouche in the Holly Hunter role? That way Shia can finally shut his shit-filled talk hole for five seconds. And because, I kind of want to see Shia do it old timey missionary-style with Harvey Keitel.
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He's a lot less deep, talented or interesting than he thinks he is. He must also be pissed off that other young actors are getting better roles and more visibility. Hence the recent barrage of stunts, statements and incidents to cement his "edginess" in the public eye.
Too bad the public eye sees right through his shit. He's Bud Bundy without the charisma.
Douche is giving serious Massengill face here.
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Submitted by avalon on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 1:44pm.
When Jane Fonda was working with Katherine Hepburn in "On Golden Pond," Fonda was regaling Hepburn with all that she went through to immerse herself in a character. Hepburn listened and replied, "Why don't you try acting?"
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Oh snap!
NO REMAKES OF THE PIANO, EVER, FOR ANY REASON
Such a douche. Takes himself way too seriously. Can't watch anything he's in now. lol
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Good for him....all make believe and shit. Zzzzzzzz.
Submitted by avalon on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 1:44pm.
"Why don't you try acting?"
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That was the same thing old skool Olivier said to uber method Dustin Hoffman on the set of Marathon Man. Apparently for one role (Midnight Cowboy?) Hoffman to get into character never bathed for months and stunk to high heaven, ewwwww!
Shia please take a role where your character hangs himself , and method act The shit
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Blerg!!
When Jane Fonda was working with Katherine Hepburn in "On Golden Pond," Fonda was regaling Hepburn with all that she went through to immerse herself in a character. Hepburn listened and replied, "Why don't you try acting?"
Method?
What a cop out...so that means, when Shia has a role as a gay man, he's going to get into the role by licking on some balls and stroking the shaft? Lathering up the tip with his tongue and then go all the way down, and gargle the whole thing in his throat?
I'll pay to see that.
LOL IG!! He does look relieved. MJT ;)
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:46pm.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA.
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Submitted by lalamaria on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:55pm.
He's in a movie with Mads Mikkelsen! I don't care about anything else....
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I didn't know who that guy is so I googled...that's Le Chiffre from Casino Royale? damn, he's kinda hot! I would...
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Submitted by Faloola Chong on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:28pm.
I just can't with Von Trier after that disgusting piece of garbage Antichrist.
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I didn't see the movie but did read about it containing violence, masturbation by the actress. Von Trier is an old sick fuck pervert. He's a director and all of a sudden grown adults are flinging their clothes off and willing to be beat up on camera. Somehow Shia's convinced himself sick directors like Lars are better than corporate players. He's an idiot.
My friend was dating a young sick fuck director. He
loved seeing women get degraded. His favorite hang outs were the cheap seedy strip bars. In his first movie be had a young 20-year-old masturbating on
camera. What a surprise?!
Ugh, he is just the worst. This sort of full of himself, holier than though, too cool for you bullshit he pulls would be SLIGHTLY tolerable if he had ever given a good performance. But he, like almost every Disney star, just is completely unbelievable as an actor.
He's in a movie with Mads Mikkelsen! I don't care about anything else....
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:46pm.
What gang are you affiliated with Shia, the Okey Dokies?
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BWAHAHA! Maybe he was just coming out of the free clinic?
He should have method acted in that Indiana Jones movie. Maybe if he had humped a dinosaur while he was on acid I would have deemed the whole thing less cringeworthy.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
What gang are you affiliated with Shia, the Okey Dokies?
Make him fuck off please.
i read the part where he said that Shia was drunk on moonshine [and from that i inferred that they had all been drinking on the set, including Hardy]. he said Shia ran up on him without him realizing it, and he woke up with his trainer holding him. i took that as truth.
one can still be sarcastic while speaking the truth. Hardy's manner of telling the story implied to me that it happened but it meant more to Shia than it did to him
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
That cold-cocking story reminds me of that scene in Dazed And Confused where the wimpy kid runs up on the stoner and hits him with that first shot before getting the shit pummeled out of him. Only if LaDouche's story was actually true, he wouldn't be alive to tell it. Hardy's obviously having a go at him with his version.
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Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:19pm.
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*cackles wildly* *wipes tears*
O my, that is just highlarious!! Lil'manly man sippin' his 'shine, feels that liquid courage hit him, so he knocks out ol' Tom, whose mere presence was a threat to lil'Shia's manhood. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:28pm.
Lainey directly quotes Tom Hardy -- Shia snuck up on him and coldcocked him:
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Yes, but it sounds kinda sarcastic, and everyone seemed to be laughing:
"He knocked me out sparko. Out cold. He's a bad, bad boy. He is. He's quite intimidating as well. He's a scary dude."
I don't know if it's a cultural thing, but I read that as complete and utter sarcasm.
I wish this douche would shut the fuck up. He's so special. So dedicated to his craft and all.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:10pm.
LMAO @ the electric chair/lethal injection thing. It reminds me of when Shia was trying to say "epitome" and pronounced "epi-toe-me."
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I can't stop laughing!
So the having sex 4real thing should dampen down those gay rumours, then. But they're blurring it aren't they *rolls eyes*. I just can't with Von Trier after that disgusting piece of garbage Antichrist.
And he's reaching too far, he would kill to give a performance like Dead Man Walking, Sean's best and one of the greatest ever.
Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:19pm.
Lainey directly quotes Tom Hardy -- Shia snuck up on him and coldcocked him:
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Lawless opens next week. I saw it in Cannes. This is when I started summer crushing on Tom Hardy mostly for his relationship with Jessica Chastain in the film. For everyone else Lawless is an old fashioned dick fight, all honour and testosterone. Somehow I came out of there having watched a modern love story set in prohibition times. She navigates that entire relationship and the way he responds to it is so f-cking sexy even though his costume is basically a grandmother’s cardigan.
Jessica was not at the LA premiere last night. She’s in New York working on The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby and Tom wasn’t around because he’s in Africa for Mad Max. Here are Shia LaBeouf and Guy Pearce representing on the red carpet. Guy’s the villain in the movie. Maybe a little too over the top with the campiness but very effective nonetheless. As you can see, Shia had his girlfriend Carolyn Pho with him. A significant detail because a few days ago they were photographed tearfully arguing in public. Click here to see the pictures. Haven’t we all been there? And the relief afterward, remember?
Anyway, it was while shooting Lawless that Shia and Tom got into a fight which, I know, I know, is an old story but it’s a really good one and besides, I feel like no one remembers it and you should because it is FUNNY.
It all came out of Shia’s now notorious Details interview last year and if you’ve not read it, you should (click here) because he has no filter, none, and the sh-t that comes out of his mouth, well, no other star of his stature is quite as...revelatory. During that interview, Shia revealed that he and Hardy went at each other on set one day and suggested in conclusion that as a result of the ass-kicking he threw down, “(Hardy) never did that roughhouse stuff with me again".
Right?
But it gets better.
So then as a follow-up, after Shia puts out the story, Hardy is then asked about it when he’s promoting Warrior. Just... let me break it down so we’re clear: Tom Hardy, while promoting WARRIOR, is asked about the time Shia LaBeouf allegedly whooped his ass. Here’s how that went down according to Den Of Geek:
"I got knocked out by Shia LaBeouf, actually," Hardy said. "In Wettest County, apparently."
At this point, that the atmosphere in the room seemed rather unusual, as though no one involved quite knew whether Hardy was being serious or not. His use of the word ‘apparently' would also suggest that he was winding us up. Nevertheless, Hardy persisted with his version of what happened.
"[It was] behind the scenes," he said, before being almost drowned out by incredulous laughter, both from me and my fellow hacks, and the row of publicists sitting a short distance behind us. "No, he did," Hardy continued. "He knocked me out sparko. Out cold. He's a bad, bad boy. He is. He's quite intimidating as well. He's a scary dude."
When someone understandably asked Hardy how the fight started, Hardy was less clear.
"He just attacked me," Hardy said, provoking more laughter. "He was drinking moonshine. I was wearing a cardigan, and er, went down. I woke up in Pnut's arms."
To clarify, Pnut (pronounced Peanut) is Hardy's personal trainer. The actor continued, "He was concerned for me. I was like, ‘What was that? It was lightning fast.'" And he said, ‘That was Shia.' I said, ‘F-ckin' hell. Can we go home now?' ‘No, we've still got three weeks to finish.'
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:14pm.
BITCH, PLEASE!!!
Sounds like somebody's still trippin'!!
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Is this the idiot who got drunk and screamed racial slurs in a drug store about a year ago?
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I didn't realize Sean Penn actually flipped the switch....
what a dumbass way to drop acid and then let everyone know about it, like we even give a flying fuck??? oooo.... so edgy.....
What a douche.....
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Back from vacation? Vacation from where? The Willy Wonka factory? The Al Jolson Resort? MERCURY? MK - 8/1/12
Remember how he claimed he knocked out Tom Hardy?
"During that interview, Shia revealed that he and Hardy went at each other on set one day and suggested in conclusion that as a result of the ass-kicking he threw down, “(Hardy) never did that roughhouse stuff with me again"."
http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Celebrity/20118/Details/24420/Shia-LaBe...
Can I get a "Bitch, please" from the congregation?
LMAO @ the electric chair/lethal injection thing. It reminds me of when Shia was trying to say "epitome" and pronounced "epi-toe-me."
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
off topic. looks like LILO is blaming the african american yet again for her crimes. I am sick of this girl.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Well this certainly explains that date rape ballet video he made a couple of months ago.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 11:39am.
Submitted by zey on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 11:37am.
Er..."(electric) chair"? Sean Penn received (SPOILER) a lethal injection in Dead Man Walking.
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bahahaha is that true? Never seen the movie. If so, GAWD this guy is a douche. Can't even be bothered to get his facts straight.
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It WAS Lethal injection! La Douche is such tool.
Yay! I can comment!
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:02pm.
I'm fairly certain that Sean Penn is having a shit fit at his oh-so-serious roles being compared to the Harold and Kumar films.
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That is my silver lining to the dark cloud of LaDouchery. Shanghai Surprise, Sean!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:01pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 11:24am.
[*eyes open, ears up, rising from coffin like Lugosi*]
did someone say something about mushrooms? like Shia, i too am willing to suffer and sacrifice for my craft by slamming hallucinogens. holla. ;-D
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LMAO Ah...the shroom heads come out of the closet!
*buys a KP and starts giving out handfuls*
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Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 11:41am.
I thought the whole purpose of acting was to PLAY a part. Do a little research, ask some questions, etc., you know, PREPARE for your role. Dropping acid is actually DOING not ACTING. I can't with him. He really believes himself to be so cool. So cutting edge, so indie. Whatever.
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I agree with you. "Method" acting seems like an excuse for lack of imagination. Let's hope Shia never has to play someone who takes a bullet or loses an arm...
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I'm surprised he didn't mention Heath Ledger. The Joker is the primo example of method acting out there.
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And people still find him attractive. *confusedface*
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I'm fairly certain that Sean Penn is having a shit fit at his oh-so-serious roles being compared to the Harold and Kumar films.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 11:24am.
[*eyes open, ears up, rising from coffin like Lugosi*]
did someone say something about mushrooms? like Shia, i too am willing to suffer and sacrifice for my craft by slamming hallucinogens. holla. ;-D
/completely ignoring that "new indiana jones" blasphemy
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Wait. How is he not in trouble? I'm fairly certain that, if I were to admit to drug use publicly, certain people would want to have a word. My mother being the main one, but I'm not a famous (?) actor.
He needs to shup up, go away and work on his craft. THen maybe he will be hired to do some ok movies...and not the dreck he poops out lately.
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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Ah. . . (reminiscing about my days of acid tripping). Now that I'm older, I would be wary of taking acid again. To be young, dumb and spraying cum again.
He looks up to Sean Penn? That explains a lot.
Former child star, now only known for the Transformers movies, is trying to get his name and mug out with these "I'm so method" stories.
Newsflash, Shia. Nobody gives a flying fuck.