Russell Brand And Ginger Spice Are Doing It
The chlorine-covered (bro)mance between Ryan Lochte and Cullen Jones wasn't the only flower of true love that bloomed during the Olympics. Today, Geri Halliwell is receiving a special basket full of industrial-strength condoms and different kinds of topical ointments from The Department of Health, because apparently Russell Brand is spreading his dick chutney all over her ginger biscuit.
The Sun says that the ex-Mr. Katy Perry was dating American piece Isabella Brewster, but he put her on the curb so he could be with Geri full-time. Russell has always had a thing for Geri and after the two met up again during the Closing Ceremonies at the Olympics, they started dating and now suddenly it's "very serious." The two have been seen on a few dates all over London, and this past weekend they took Geri's daughter Bluebell Madonna on a tour of Hampton Court Palace. A source says that after two weeks of dating, they're already in love and shit:
"Things are getting very serious between them — they’re a proper couple now. They had met several times in the past, but really got to know each other during the Olympics. People thought Russell was joking at the time, when he said he had a crush on Geri all over again, but it was true. They just clicked — they have so much in common. He is spending so much more time in London just to be with her."
Russell Brand was married to Katy Perry for about as long as it took me to swallow three 100-calorie bags of cheese popcorn just now (SPOILER ALERT: 35 seconds) and he dated that Isabella girl for less than that and now he's suddenly in love with Ginger Spice? Uh huh. Blueballs Madonna has nothing to worry about. I know she's sick of getting the spooks every time she gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and runs into her half-naked "Uncle Cher" going down to the kitchen, but he'll be gone soon. Russell will dump Geri after he meets and falls in love with (insert the name of literally anything. Anything. If you typed "crocheted tampon cat toy," you're right. Russell will eventually fuck and fall in love with that).
And since we're on the subject of ginges and Katy Perry, here's the two together in L'Officiel Paris (via HuffPo).
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I was going to say what arsehole mother introduces her kid to a bloke after two weeks but then remembered she's needy, desparate & fucking nuts. Bluebell will be lucky if she escapes the 'russell is my daddy now ' tattoo. Moron who could have had the grace to turn up ginge. It's not peroxide spice dipshit!
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 3:34pm.
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I'll siiiiiiiiing with ya Bambam
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Catch the blue train
To places never been before
Look for me
Somewhere down the crazy river
(Somewhere down the crazy river)
Catch the blue train
All the way to Kokomo
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*that voice...* lolol
As for Russell, WHAT A FREAK!
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Yes, Migraineuse. He is disgusting. This is not news to any of us. I don't think there are any comments that compliment him. Are there?
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Oh, when I try to love
I can love the same man in the same bed in the same city
But not in the same room it's a pity
Relevant link:
http://crushable.com/entertainment/russell-brand-sexual-harassment-wardr...
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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 3:56pm.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 3:34pm.
I fell asleep once with MTV on, and for the first time in years, they actually were playing music videos and that "Fireworks" bullshit was on, with Perry singing it live. OMG! Her voice was horrible and that was my introduction to her. The only arms that were waving were mine, flailing out of bed, to shut off the tv, since I was so out of it and scared by the singing I couldn't find the remote.
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA
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Oh, when I try to love
I can love the same man in the same bed in the same city
But not in the same room it's a pity
It would behoove us all to remember that Russell Brand is a scumbag and a predator who sexually harasses women unfortunate enough to work for him.
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ubmitted by mschunkyvanderslut on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 6:33pm.
@LaChaylo: lmao and your avi makes my muthafu*kin day!!!
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My pleasure!! Steven is a goddess - she makes my day as well :-)
Why do celebrities always go from "canoodling" to straight-up Stage 5 clinger in a matter of two weeks? Already meeting her kid and taking her to castles? Jeez Russ, leave some mystery and magic for later on!
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
scary spice is the sexy one
HEY LOSER'S
BIG DEAL, R BRAND HAS CHANGED FROM
PERRY TO SCARY. PABST TO MILLER LITE.
2 CHICKS WITH THE COMBINED IQ OF CAESAR SALAD.
TRAILER PARK DOUBLE WIDE.
LATER DORKS!
--JOHN ROSSI
PS- BUFFET'S OPEN.. OINKATY OINK...CHOW TIME!....
@LaChaylo: lmao and your avi makes my muthafu*kin day!!!
And not like anyone reads this any way, dont judge: I would with Russell after a thorough shower. *runs away*
No matter what kind of fuckery Katy sports as far as hair, makeup, clothes, etc and no matter how "perky" she acts, her eyes always look dead. Guess that's what happens when you know you won't go far as a Christian singer and sell your soul to the devil. Makes me think of that Evanescence video "Everybody's Fool".
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Also, when you end a statement with "Kim Kardashian is fabulous," all your previous points are INVALID, because obviously you have lost your damn mind." - MK
Geri Halwell always reminded me of that chick on 90210 that looked like an old 40 something when she was still in hs. Just too old @ a young age.
Lmfao @ spooks of a half nekkid Uncle Cher!
I'd pay money to see the epic catfight between Ginger and Katy whenever they cross paths...my money's on Katy.
Further testimony that the Olympic ceremonies SUCKED. I only liked the segment of the opening ceremonies where the nations were introduced. I love that part.
Otherwise, the performances SUCKED balls. I think the only one I could stand was George Michael.
Not sure what to make of Russell Brand. He is a bit obnoxious - just a goofball. He has some serious issues that he is sorting out, and I am not sure if he is a relationship type of guy. I believe I would stay away from him.
Posh looks like my friend's 14 year old daughter. She looks really young.
Florence + The Machine mixed with Emily Blunt.
He must have a fetish for talentless pop tarts with big tits.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 3:25pm.
I wuv ewe
Chewish yow wuv, chewish hew
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I see the name "Bluebell Madonna" and my mind wanders to a blue hydrangea farm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 3:01pm.
Look at Posh, LOL!
All posing and sulky face, thinking she looks beautiful and mysterious!
SMILE, PIGGY, SMILE!
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IF, agree, I just don't understand why Posh is always in such a foul mood. She has tons of money, superstar athlete husband, a whole bunch of wonderful healthy kids, closets full of stiletto shoes and mansions all over the world. She should have a huge blissful grin permanently plastered on her face. I can't stand her sour rat-face.
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 3:50pm.
BLUEBELL MADONNA? Celebretards give their kids CAT names.
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HEY!! Moose and Sassy will claw your ass for that!! Hippie names, dammit, hippie names!! Oh, pardon, I'm OAF, hipSTER names. HAMSTER NAMES!!!
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
*tackles bambam and forces valium down throat*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
I've never felt like a fucking plastic bag but I have felt like putting one over Katy Perry's head.
Russell always seemed to me like an ok enough person. But NOT relationship material - his addiction crapola is too recent. Geri needs to stop thinking with her clit.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
why the fuck would you smile when Russell Stinky Brand was photobombing you!?!?!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Russ and Ginge used to both be fat. I feel bad for any potential kids.
FUCK KATY PERRY AND HER FUGLY FACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh God, "Uncle Cher"
Perfect
Ahahaha, did MK photoshop Russel into that photo, or is that the real thing?
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 3:34pm.
I fell asleep once with MTV on, and for the first time in years, they actually were playing music videos and that "Fireworks" bullshit was on, with Perry singing it live. OMG! Her voice was horrible and that was my introduction to her. The only arms that were waving were mine, flailing out of bed, to shut off the tv, since I was so out of it and scared by the singing I couldn't find the remote.
Ewwwwww!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by mike on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 3:44pm.
We should no longer be hearing about The Spice Girls (aside from Where Are They Now? type shows).
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I agree. wtf? they're the female version of NKOTB and Backstreet Boys and 20th century boybands. What were they even doing performing at the 2012 Olympics?
And Russell Brand is digusting and unfunny.
Russell brand must have a huge dick to be getting any woman alive. I find nothing about him attractive. He looks underfed, greasy and high.
BLUEBELL MADONNA? Celebretards give their kids CAT names.
"This world is a whore."
We should no longer be hearing about The Spice Girls (aside from Where Are They Now? type shows).
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 3:10pm.
There is just no point whatsoever to Katy Perry's fame. She has ZERO talent or personality, her songs are all forgettable SHIT, she has good tits
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Nail on the head - she has mambo tits. Only splanation for the popularity of Katy and one Jennifer Love Hewitt. No talent, just tits.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 3:10pm.
Wow, somebody's having a bad day aren't they? Looks like you need a pick me up, a little spirit lifter.
Cmon girl, say after me, baby i'm a fiiiiyawork, lemme show you whaaaat i'm worth, i'll make you go oh, oh, oh, watch me shoot across the skyyyyy
Cmon Lucy, hands up in the air, wave em like you just don't care! You ARE a firework! Cmon Jack, PSL, Withy, EC, cmon everybody sing!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, cmon let's let our colors burst, oh, oh, oh, show the world what we're worth oh, oh................i feel so much better, don't you?
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
@ethang
Absolutely no clue on that one. He makes me scratchy on sight, and makes a violent shower session mandatory.
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beckham must have some major botox going on there- she can NEVER manage even a bit of a smile.
Katy Perry has no identity and is desperate to cling to anything that might launch her into pop culture icon status. I saw that one time on twitter she practically begged Lady Gagas good friend and makeup artist to be her makeup artist. She's pathetic.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LA Chay!
:)
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
that is not katy perry's face.
oddly, i've never hated russell or ginger spice. so whatever.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Russell is greasy and vile.
Seriously ladies, what's the attraction there?
Does dick chutney come in jar form? My friend wants to know...
Katy Perry is quite the hateful little twat. She exists for horny teenage boys and girls. Her voice is atrocious, and her lyrics are pathetic when not laughable.
Loving the Katy P hate on here.
*Ice T voice * hate hate hate hate hate
The Spice Girls are holding up pretty well, no? And true story.....Russell Brand.....I would. (Double-bagged, but I still would.)
Judge as you see fit.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Sans Fards, upgrade for whom? The hat? heheheehe
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Jack must be high on OLD spice.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Don't believe it. And HAHAHA at Dominatrix Chastity Katy Barbie in the mag. WTH kinda GD oufit is that?
Looking at the pic, Russell and Posh seem more suited, lol at THE LOOK! She does know they're supposed to be a "band" right? lmao ;P
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