Behind me, there’s a shelf full of bottles of jalapeño lube waiting to be used, because we were all promised a gold treasure chest full of more pictures of Prince Hot Ginge proudly representing the royal family in Las Vegas and so far we’ve gotten absolutely nothing. So take this next story with a grain of salt and then take another grain of salt and sprinkle it on your throbbing fuck parts so they can calm the hell down until further notice. I’m sitting on an entire salt lick, which is why my neighbors keep complaining to the super about the rank stench of dehydrated snails coming from under my apartment door.
Radar is hearing that some trick is thinking of selling a video they have of PHG hitting billiard balls with his crotch cue stick in his VIP suite at the Wynn that night. The seller is quietly whispering into the ears of media hos who might be interested in buying it, because they want to see how much it’s worth. Radar’s source said this about the supposed video:
“There is video of Harry partying naked with women in the Las Vegas hotel room. There have been some very quiet inquiries to see how much the video is worth. If the video goes public this could be the biggest Royal scandal ever. The video has not been shopped around yet, its existence is being kept as discreet as possible. With all the attention the photos got, the people with the video know it could be worth a fortune.”
Any trick with a video of PHG knighting the air by doing the dick slappy dance should either solve world peace by releasing it immediately (the world would put down their guns and pick up their peens) or keep it to themselves and shut up. If The Queen knows that a video (possible titles: The Prince and the HoGirls, Dirty Harry, Cockwork Orange, Gingermoon in Vegas, Harry is Here To Help You Fap, etc…) exists, she’ll send MI6 to the US to handle a bitch and then the aliens will never know that true ecstasy existed on earth, because they’ll never find the video after the apocalypse.
And in the meantime, at least we have the Naked Salute 4 Prince Harry Facebook page. Leave it to PHG’s ginger goods to unite entire nations in nekkidness.