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Leanne Rimes is only 30?

That face and body is worse than ANY horror flick I've ever seen. I'm still trembling.

Why is she so freakish and scary and gross??? And why is her gaping maw mouth always open??? She looks like she's going to eat Eddie's kids. Whole.

Submitted by C6 on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 8:32pm.
Was hoping Temple Grandin would be here. *weeps
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She is celebrating in her Cattle Squeeze contraption, having a good ol time...

Hopes Temple Grandin will be listed tomorrow. *edit; the days are all fking smushing together fml i hate the damn office

Hbday shouts to Black, Boyd, Twain, Fincher and the others.

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“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” —Carl Sagan (RIP C.Hitchens, Winehouse, Houston, MCA, Dillon, Armstrong) *caprica six was/is here*

Bitch looks like a bumpy old worn-out mattress, 30 ha.

B!i!i!iD~
For your health.

Holy crap Leann has been in her 20's this whole time?!?!? Yikes.

Submitted by modelspiceboi on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 2:49pm.
I adamantly refuse to believe LeAnn is only 30.

I googled her breakout song "crazy" and it was out in 1999, the big deal with her was that she sang that song like that at age 16, which would make her 30 today, unless she was a lot older than 16 and they lied.
So yeah, she's 30 but starving yourself, stealing other womens mens and having the crazies will age you...a lot.
She needs to dial up Angie and ask her how she does it.

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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz

I adamantly refuse to believe LeAnn is only 30. She needs to tack back on the ten years she keeps trying to hide in her gaping pie hole.

A big HB to the HOT, sexy Armie Hammer.

Don't like Jack Black either. Maybe someone in HW has a fat fetish that he fulfills, otherwise how did he make into movies.

Submitted by mefunigirl on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 1:19pm.
I know she likes the bikinis, but LeAnn has the kind of body that would look better in a one piece.
and pants
and a coat
from far away
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LOL! AND a bag over her face.

She looks like she's going to bite off someone's face. She really needs the two C's: a closed mouth and clothing.

HB Luis and the other birthday sluts today!

Happy Birthday Shandi and also your hubby. Have a great one! ;p

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Can this cheating whore put some clothes on for any of her staged paparazzi encounters?

I agree with the Jack Black hatred. Annoying cunt. Unfunny AND difficult on the eyes.

Submitted by shandi on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 1:47pm.

Happy Birthday to you and your husband!

And Happy Birthday to Jennifer Coolidge <3

and Jason Priestley who was hot back in the day before his accident.

Happy Birthday to you and your husband, Shandi! That's cool you both share a bday. :)

www.poopreport.com :)

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Looks like Falcor has found her prey and is circling in on it.

www.poopreport.com :)

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RIMADYL KILLS

Jason Priestley and Jack Black are 43 today AND so are me AND my husband!

Blech, I totally blocked out of my mind that Falcor has our birthday.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

I know she likes the bikinis, but LeAnn has the kind of body that would look better in a one piece.
and pants
and a coat
from far away

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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 10:55am.
Hey Perky - this is what they came up with:

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20624699,00.html#21205574

now that I look at it again, it looks like Muppet Janice in a bikini.
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Dear lord...did you read the quote UNDER the picture?? Something about everyone being obsessed with her in a bikini??? We're not obsessed with her IN a bikini, we're obsessed with trying to get the poor dear to put some clothes on! It is going to be so embarrassing for her in a few years when Eddie loses interest in her sexually, strays, and she looks back at what a spectacle she made of the relationship.

Leann looks so gross.

Gordo in the back is already bragging to his pals about the time he bagged la LeeAnn. But in real life he'll stick with his gorditas.

Leanne rimes needs to stop. Enough already. We've already seen her in a million bikinis; yes, everyone knows you got tit implants, honey. And that face... eek.

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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer

lol! Nothing like a bit of schadenfreude at people's age and young people looking old. :-D Armie Hammer DOES look older for sure, but more in that Jon Hamm pulls it off kinda way.

Florence really looks way older and haggard, almost Lohan-esque. I hate her and her overblown pomp anyway, Bat for Lashes or even Marina and the Diamonds should have her career.

Rimes is a tranwreck, what happened to her? She was near the A list of divas before and was a good singer (shlock music aside), then she gets a gay husband in a presumed bearding relationship, steals someone too hot her and becomes a pathetic Twatter whore. She did look much worse and more equine at the start of her career though.

HB all except Jackass Black and that bitch

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

I love me some Florence Welch too, but homegirl does resemble Kathy Griffin. Love her haircolor though.

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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!

What happened to the days when Leanne topics on Dlisted would accumulate 400+ comments within hours.

rovex: She absolutely passes for under 30, and at times looks more like early twenties.

lmfao Stevie Wonder is that you. She looks OLD AS FUCK, come on. And it's not even a matter of opinion or hate. She just looks OLD AS FUCK.

I like Florence Welch, but she looks older than me, and I am 41.

Nice gaping maw, Leanne....

HB to Jason Priestley!

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Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 10:03am.
Florence Welch is 26 in dog years
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My thoughts exactly. I'm 33 and she could easily pass for my older sister.

No hate, she's amazing. But she hasn't been 26 in about 10 years.

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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom

I dont understand the Florence Welch hate on here. She absolutely passes for under 30, and at times looks more like early twenties.

Hey Perky - this is what they came up with:

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20624699,00.html#21205574

now that I look at it again, it looks like Muppet Janice in a bikini.

PUT SOME GOTDAM CLOTHES ON!!!!! *smooths hair* Good morning, everyone.

Ooh! I wonder if Eddie will get her a cake with him and her having anal, while his children watch from the foot of the bed! Those rascals :-)

Shitty birthday to the attention whoring, horse faced, horrible titty racked skeleton!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

We're so compatible. We both like soup. We could talk... Or not talk... For days!

- Jennifer Coolidge's Golddigga character in Best of Show, talking about her AMAZING relationship w/ her hubby

HB Jennifer Coolidge!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Holy shit. Armie Hammer is in nappies and.David Fincher is nearly in Depends? Lawd

HBD Jennifer Coolidge you sexy bitch.

HBD Scott Hamilton and Shania Twain.

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Florence Welch is 26 in dog years

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Certified Slore

HB jack black. don't care about the rest of them

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 9:38am.
Is that a titty bag line on her chest, or is it she's just so skeletal her sternum's concave?

Both. She has no waist at all.

The guy behind her is hotter.

Submitted by snowball: "...The only time I want to see that mangled gecko in a story is when the dirt finally comes out about her squinty-eyed bought piece Eddie cheating on her."'

That day is coming, snowball. Sooner than Lindsay's sentencing, I'd wager.

HEE HAW

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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan

leanne is so fit, her vajean would have a six pack.

Is that a titty bag line on her chest, or is it she's just so skeletal her sternum's concave?

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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

I thought the point of mix-n-match bikinis was to match some pattern to the solid top. That shit doesn't match. It's not even so much that she needs to eat a sammy. She needs to keep it down.

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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥