Night Crumbs
Thank you to Paper and Ezra Miller for showing us what Bjork looks like when she drags herself out of her oxygen chamber to take her kids to school in the morning – Just Jared
Somewhere Johnny Depp is sighing with relief, because his douche-alike John Mayer finally chopped his greasy mop. And somewhere in Santa Fe, a grandma is filing a police report, because John Mayer stole her necklace. – Lainey Gossip
LeAnn Rimes looks like a traumatized and malnourished gecko who just looked at itself in the mirror – Cityrag
“The defense calls President Obama to the stand!” – Amanda Bynes while representing herself in her hit-and-run case – The Superficial
Some Mormon-owned NBC affiliate in Salt Lake City is refusing to air The New Normal, because it has gay people in it or because Mormons are strictly on Team Sheree – Towleroad
Katy Perry’s wearing a rosary and some big chonies, and all she needs is a chancla and she’d be one step closer to completing her Catholic abuelita look – Hollywood Tuna
Double the displeasure, double fug – Drunken Stepfather
Where was bumper car champion Amanda Bynes when we really needed her? – The Berry
Angie Jolie uses “Dragon’s Blood” when rubbing the menstrual fluid of virgin orphans on her face doesn’t quite give her skin the glow she’s looking for – Celebitchy
If you get mouth kissed by a stranger today, send your bill for Zovirax cream to Anna Faris and Chris Pratt – ICYDK
MiserAlba has the same hair color as every one of my Salvadoran cousins who played with a bottle of Sun-In and lost – Popoholic
Ciara becomes the face of the most exclusive house of beauty in Flatbush – Crunk + Disorderly
Hilary Duff’s baby is not happy about being forced to wear those booties – I’m Not Obsessed
I bet that tramp Duchess Kate has been teaching PHG how to cook – Hollywood Rag
The Texas T-Rex is shrinking – Popsugar
Ron Paul is the new Marky Mark – Videogum
Tom Daley half-naked in motion – OMG Blog