Night Crumbs

August 27, 2012 / Posted by:

Thank you to Paper and Ezra Miller for showing us what Bjork looks like when she drags herself out of her oxygen chamber to take her kids to school in the morning – Just Jared

Somewhere Johnny Depp is sighing with relief, because his douche-alike John Mayer finally chopped his greasy mop. And somewhere in Santa Fe, a grandma is filing a police report, because John Mayer stole her necklace. – Lainey Gossip

LeAnn Rimes looks like a traumatized and malnourished gecko who just looked at itself in the mirror – Cityrag

“The defense calls President Obama to the stand!”Amanda Bynes while representing herself in her hit-and-run case – The Superficial 

Some Mormon-owned NBC affiliate in Salt Lake City is refusing to air The New Normal, because it has gay people in it or because Mormons are strictly on Team Sheree – Towleroad

Katy Perry’s wearing a rosary and some big chonies, and all she needs is a chancla and she’d be one step closer to completing her Catholic abuelita look – Hollywood Tuna 

Double the displeasure, double fug – Drunken Stepfather

Where was bumper car champion Amanda Bynes when we really needed her? – The Berry 

Angie Jolie uses “Dragon’s Blood” when rubbing the menstrual fluid of virgin orphans on her face doesn’t quite give her skin the glow she’s looking for – Celebitchy

If you get mouth kissed by a stranger today, send your bill for Zovirax cream to Anna Faris and Chris PrattICYDK

MiserAlba has the same hair color as every one of my Salvadoran cousins who played with a bottle of Sun-In and lost – Popoholic

Ciara becomes the face of the most exclusive house of beauty in Flatbush – Crunk + Disorderly

Hilary Duff’s baby is not happy about being forced to wear those booties – I’m Not Obsessed

I bet that tramp Duchess Kate has been teaching PHG how to cook – Hollywood Rag

The Texas T-Rex is shrinking – Popsugar

Ron Paul is the new Marky Mark Videogum

Tom Daley half-naked in motion – OMG Blog

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