Kleptohan Is A Suspect In That Jewelry Heist
Like nobody saw this mess coming, but TMZ says that the LAPD think that known crackburglar Lindsay Lohan and her assistant Gavin Doyle are the ones who snatched $100,000 in watches and sunglasses during an all-night crack party at a mansion in the Hollywood Hills last week. Because duh, when shit goes missing, that bitch snatched it. The next time one of my She-Ra socks goes missing from the dryer, I'm just going to put the blame on LiLo. It will be a fact.
When the police tried to interview LiLo at the house the morning after the theft, she pretty much flashed an F U nail at them and denied that she had anything to do with it. The owner of the house Sam Magid originally told the cops that he thought two of LiLo's friends did it, but later on he changed his story and said nothing was stolen. Even though Sam says that no crime was committed, the police are still investigating the theft and LiLo and Gavin are the two main suspects, because two independent witnesses saw some incriminating shit. The LAPD contacted LiLo's lawyer to schedule an interview, but she told them to eff off again.
LiLo is still on probation for that other jewel theft case, so if she's charged with anything, she could go directly to jail. To which, Lady Justice responded with: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
My guess is that Sam and LiLo were in on some insurance scam together, but when the police started sniffing too much, Sam called the whole thing off. Or LiLo did snatch those watches and when the police started sniffing too much, she gave the jewelry back and threatened to give Sam a hand job if he went to the cops. I've won a few games of Clue: The VCR Mystery Game, so I know what I'm talking about.
But really, another jewel heist? LiLo already stole some jewelry. You'd think she would've moved on to bigger shit like a bank robbery, a Ponzi scheme or an e-mail scam or something. But she's staying a small time trick. Dumb bitch isn't even growing as a criminal!
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Submitted by MrrKat on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:26am.
Someone needs to set her up. Invite her whore ass over for a party, put a diamond necklace on the mantle with a nanny cam fixed on it, and end this bitch's reign of terror.
Stoney, from your lips to God's ears...
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as long as it isn't done here, it has to be somewhere they'd love to put her away...like Texas, or Chicago. Or better yet, Thailand and it goes Broke Down Palace on her.
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http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/28/lindsay-lohan-blaming-jewelry-sam-magid-th...
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Can't wait for Suge Knight to pop a cap in her ass, then we will be rid of her!
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:05pm.
Oh, the release date for Liz & Dick, per IMDb, is Nov. 3."
*marks calendar and makes note to buy hor supplies and booze for the liveblogging we are going to force MK to do*
I don't even have a TV, but dammit, I may commandeer the one at my mom's and host my own Diz & Lick party.
It'll be like MST3K, but on Lifetime.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:26am.
Someone needs to set her up. Invite her whore ass over for a party, put a diamond necklace on the mantle with a nanny cam fixed on it, and end this bitch's reign of terror.
Stoney, from your lips to God's ears...
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:25pm.
LMFAO @ "Tiffany-monogrammed silverware." She must strip her hotel rooms bare when she stays in one. Everything in her house must be monogrammed with discordant hotel and club brands.
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LOL,She has a Motel 6 bath-cap.
"we'll keep a light on for you" hey wait WTF, who stole the light!
Why dont they stick this bitch on jail already.. shits pissing me off... She's freaking OJ
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:25pm
Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:22pm.
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Popov it is!! and a passed-out Brigitte bonus!!
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LMFAO @ "Tiffany-monogrammed silverware." She must strip her hotel rooms bare when she stays in one. Everything in her house must be monogrammed with discordant hotel and club brands.
Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:16pm.
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Please pray for her, she's LINDSAY LOHAN!! :)
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At the altar of SprayTan, with Adderall and cocaine offerings, topped off with a bottle of Goose?
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Substitute Goose for Popov and we have a deal.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:16pm.
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Please pray for her, she's LINDSAY LOHAN!! :)
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At the altar of SprayTan, with Adderall and cocaine offerings, topped off with a bottle of Goose?
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:20pm.
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Enjoy researching your new role for Chained Heat 5.
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Much like Shia, she's into method acting.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown: "...
i think Michael Lohan rambled on that she has been diagnosed with a mental illness but is self-medicating and in denial. isn't that what caused her to permanently kick him to the curb? "permanently" as in for those few months before they went drinking and club fighting together ..."
Exactly. If he really wanted to stop enabling her, he wouldn't be rushing to her defense. As a person in "recovery" (haha) he would know that.
Magid also said he was in touch with Lindsay, who told him she had hidden some of the other items around the house because she was afraid they would be stolen by burglars. We're told Magid told cops Lindsay confessed she was on Ambien at the time she hid the jewelry and was hazy about exactly what happened.
The poster Queen of sobriety? In a haze? NO. You don't say.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:10pm.
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'Magid also said he was in touch with Lindsay, who told him she had hidden some of the other items around the house because she was afraid they would be stolen by burglars.'
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she hid them because she was afraid her klepto behavior would take over so she popped an Ambien to forget where she hid them ..but it didn't work.
You need more than prayers Hohan.. 'cause you're going down this time. People have been too nice to you. Enjoy researching your new role for Chained Heat 5. *muahahaha*
Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:16pm.
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Please pray for her, she's LINDSAY LOHAN!! :)
Submitted by islandgirl: "...'Magid also said he was in touch with Lindsay, who told him she had hidden some of the other items around the house because she was afraid they would be stolen by burglars.'
Ahaha, this is better than a soap opera!"
Oh my holy christ. It IS. This is better than the rear-ending business a couple of months ago.
So... She had nothing to do with it. No, it was the black kid. Actually, she was hiding the good.
As usual, she can't keep her story straight.
This case should be good enough to put her over the edge, I have a feeling that one of the next things we are going to be reading about is an OD.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:05pm.
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Damn, death wish much, Linds? Oh this is going to be her worst mistake YET. Suge Knight's son? Bitch is going to be shot in Vegas soon.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 11:56am.
completely agree with you. but think there's a streak of mean, dirty delusional self-entitlement that runs through the Lohan genes in addition to mental illness. that makes her different from Spears
i think Michael Lohan rambled on that she has been diagnosed with a mental illness but is self-medicating and in denial. isn't that what caused her to permanently kick him to the curb? "permanently" as in for those few months before they went drinking and club fighting together ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:10pm.
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'Magid also said he was in touch with Lindsay, who told him she had hidden some of the other items around the house because she was afraid they would be stolen by burglars.'
Ahaha, this is better than a soap opera!
Submitted by Get Serious on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:08pm
ITA Stick her ass in gen pop so she finally feels the fear that keeps the majority in line and OUTTA THERE. I know LA jail crowding makes it a revolving door, but surely 45 minutes in gen pop would be enough to get all her shit stolen, her jaw jacked for mouthing off, and her ass beaten for being a dumbass. Then she might be able to truly focus on her "career".
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
will someone PLEASE just throw her saggy ass in jail already? For more than a few hours/days?
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Don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry tonight
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:03pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:00pm.
All true. Let's focus on the key fact: LOHAN WAS THERE. hahaha
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I just read the TMZ link IG put up...I have to rethink my position, it seems she just very well may be guilty...as in probably IS guilty.
LOL!!
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:05pm.
I KNEW it. THE BLACK KID DID IT!!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/28/lindsay-lohan-blaming-jewelry-sam-magid-th...
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Bad move there, Blohan. Suge Knight's not one of those people you wanna piss off.
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islandgirl: Thanks for that link! I died laughing.
"Lindsay Lohan claims she's been framed in the theft of $100,000 of watches and sunglasses, telling friends the real culprit is a man claiming to be Suge Knight's son. Problem is ... cops aren't buying what she's selling."
SHE WHAAATTT?
Oh my god.
And if she knew this, why didn't she tell the cops?
Drug Addict. Alcoholic. 7x rehabber. Habitual liar; lies to police, the court, media, anyone. Convicted & accused thief. Arrogant, self centered. She's had more 2nd chances than anyone of recent memory, yet still continues to act like a dumbass. Based on her history, there's no hope in trying to get her to change unless it's extreme. IMO, the only thing that will change her is aversion therapy. She needs to be put in a jail's GENERAL POPULATION with all those gen pop girls; no more special treatment. Let them steal her shit, get in her face when she mouths off, have them beat the shit out of her on a daily basis. She needs a jail experience so horrifying & traumatizing that she thinks twice before being a dumbass due to fear of going back. That's the only thing that's going to work with her. Otherwise, due to her caring only about herself, she's going to end up killing some poor soul sooner or later...
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Submitted by RandéSleepover: "I'm just wildly speculating, based foremost on her track record. Wherever she is, bad things happen that are never her fault. I favor any theory that lands her in jail for the longest (if that ever happens).
Oh, the release date for Liz & Dick, per IMDb, is Nov. 3."
*marks calendar and makes note to buy hor supplies and booze for the liveblogging we are going to force MK to do*
As you can tell, I am like a dog with a bone on this story. But as you say, whatever lands her in jail... I don't even care if the NYPD manufacture some evidence. PAGING MARK FUHRMANN.
I KNEW it. THE BLACK KID DID IT!!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/28/lindsay-lohan-blaming-jewelry-sam-magid-th...
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 11:56am.
Didn't the court require her to see a shrink?
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:00pm.
All true. Let's focus on the key fact: LOHAN WAS THERE. hahaha
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 11:02am.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 10:55am.
Right. You'd have to list, when you took out your insurance, "one 14-karat diamond Cartier watch, $85,000," say. Then you'd have to show the item was missing for some good reason that wasn't your fault. "I lost it" wouldn't suffice. "A party guest stole it"
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I see what you're saying, but calling the police to investigate as he did isn't exactly saying "I lost it" I mean you're saying the thing was stolen! LOL! I know they've seen all the scam as you say I can appreciate that but what happens if someone cat burgles your place, in and out, bypasses your security, (with expertise) are you suggesting unless you have a broken window or door they're not going to pay out? ( I'm just debating not arguing so don't yell at me) lol!
People have parties with hundreds of people going through their houses, surely they are insured? I would think they even have insurance in case someone breaks something expensive.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 11:53am.
I'm just wildly speculating, based foremost on her track record. Wherever she is, bad things happen that are never her fault. I favor any theory that lands her in jail for the longest (if that ever happens).
Oh, the release date for Liz & Dick, per IMDb, is Nov. 3.
I believe this girl/ woman to be mentally ill. She is unable to sustain a normal healthy lifestyle on her own. When she has to make her own decisions, she almost immediately starts to break the law and God knows what else we don't have knowledge of. I'm no shrink, but I think this is mental illness. Britney Spears may be someone we sort of feel sorry for from time to time because she has to have keepers and a conservatorship with no end in sight ( probably has an actual diagnosis of personality disorder or mental disease that can be managed not cured). My guess is Lindsay needs a diagnosis and a conservatorship too. But her parents are selfish asshole grifters and cons so chances are Lindsay will always be living on the edge if not inside the criminal justice system. Which will only make her worse.
Submitted by RandéSleepover: "I don't think it's an insurance scam because, to prevent just such a scam, insurers make the homeowner actually describe the jewelry, fine art, etc. in advance for those items to be covered over a modest limit (something like $10-25k usually).
Blackmail is possible--that'd be a grifter move. But what is Michael Lohan going to say: My underaged kid was snorting coke at your house?"
Agree about the insurance scam. He'd know they'd never pay out. And who'd insure sunglasses? A watch, sure, but you'd have to show that it was secure when not in use, right? (I know nothing about this stuff, really).
And the blackmail could be anything. This Doyle kid is supposedly a "photographer" (and also has a rap sheet and is a scenester) and I bet he snapped something shady. Or maybe Michael just threatened something like "My 16 year old son says you got him drunk and tried to spear his rectum" and that would scare Magid into recanting. After all, everyone knows an underage kid was at this party, and then it's just he said/he said about ANYTHING they want to make up.
The news said the cops are investigating her for that car accident and if she lied or her assistant. She's got a double chance of going to jail now. I need another Hohan mugshot in my life.
*lights candles*
Is she that stupid or just that arrogant?
Lindsay Lohan @lindsaylohan
Cleaning MY jewels :) ...... I love feeling like Elizabeth @DameElizabeth @damelindsay
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 10:55am.
Right. You'd have to list, when you took out your insurance, "one 14-karat diamond Cartier watch, $85,000," say. Then you'd have to show the item was missing for some good reason that wasn't your fault. "I lost it" wouldn't suffice. "A party guest stole it" wouldn't suffice. Showing an actual break-in, with a police report, probably would suffice.
The thing about insurers is, over the past 500 years, they've already seen every scam known to man and are pretty good at cynically ferreting them out. Plus they don't joke when they find insurance fraud.
Wonder how Shawn Holley is going to get her ass out of the lying to the cops thing when she rear-ended that semi last year? I just read they're opening an investigation. Bitch will go down as the greatest lawyer of all time if she can keep Lilo's ass out of jail for the fifth time.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 10:34am.
I don't think it's an insurance scam because, to prevent just such a scam, insurers make the homeowner actually describe the jewelry, fine art, etc. in advance for those items to be covered over a modest limit (something like $10-25k usually).
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I'm not sure what you mean, so you describe the items you actually do own but have hid in your own house. I'm not suggesting the items never existed, I'm suggesting they were never stolen.
Lizndick is scheduled to air vaguely "this fall," according to the teaser from Lifetime:
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 10:38am.
there are people who have to PAY for Lifetime?
The channel just premiered yesterday in Canada Snowy. I have basic cable and that's just fine with me. I only watch a handful of shows so it's not worth paying extra plus I'm a cheapskate.
I cannot wait for all the Dlist trashing of Lez & Dick !
Why does she have an extra butt on her thigh
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 1:39am.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:50am.
has anybody done a cavity search?? I saw her put a diamond tiara up there.
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Noooooo, after years of lodging stash up in her "double cavity" who knows what they'd find in there! lol
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
LOL, now the cops in L.A want Lohan to be questioned in the June hit and run! If only directors wanted to see her as much as the cops!
there are people who have to PAY for Lifetime?
I agree, we need to have a Liz & Dick premiere party
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I don't think it's an insurance scam because, to prevent just such a scam, insurers make the homeowner actually describe the jewelry, fine art, etc. in advance for those items to be covered over a modest limit (something like $10-25k usually).
Blackmail is possible--that'd be a grifter move. But what is Michael Lohan going to say: My underaged kid was snorting coke at your house?
CDAN said she did something really personal to make the owner drop his accusations.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 9:27am.
Agreed. Somethin' in the milk ain't clean, and it's not just LiLowdowndirtyshame.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Whamo, I agree Magid is dirty.
However I like the theory that he was witnessed diddling someone at his party (Cody? Hmmm) or something equally ill and the Lohans threatened to expose it.
Insurance companies probably poke further and deeper than the cops do, and it doesn't seem like this guy wants any scrutiny. Besides, I'd deny his claim because he let a known thief into his home. It's like leaving your Porsche in the Bronx with the keys in it, and trying to file a claim of theft.
Well bless her little heart. Of course she is!
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