Katie Holmes Is Keeping All The Jewels Tommy Gave Her
Instead of taking my Prego jar full of loose coins (I call them loose coins, not because I found them in my pockets, but because they're really slutty) to Coinstar this weekend, I took it directly to Barney's and emptied it into the crystal Suri Cruise Foundation bowl next to each cash register. Because Suri Cruise is only getting $33,000 a month from Tommy Girl and so she needed our help more than ever or she would've been forced to wear the same pair of Jimmy Choos twice in one week. But everything has changed, because Katie Holmes has millions of dollars worth of jewels and handbags she can pawn off to keep Suri's feet slathered in luxury.
Radar says that every time Tommy bought himself a canary diamond-encrusted butt dildo, he bought Katie a piece of jewelry, so she has a ton of expensive pieces. Even though Katie didn't get a pile of money in her divorce settlement, Tommy let her keep all of the jewelry he gave her like a solid gold ball gag, platinum handcuffs, a pure onyx ball with chain and a cashmere computer cover that he'd put over her head at night so dust wouldn't get into her ears and screw up her internal hard drive. The source type put it like this:
"Tom was extremely generous to Katie with lavish gifts during their marriage and she will be keeping millions of dollars of jewelry, Hermes handbags and other luxurious items. Tom gave Katie diamond earrings as a birthday gift one year that easily cost over $500k and he had custom design pieces made for her. Under terms of the divorce, Katie is keeping all of the jewelry, handbags, accessories, and designer clothing. What she does with it is up to her. For the time being, the jewels are being kept in a very safe place and knowing Katie, it's likely she will one day give them to Suri once she is old enough.
Katie was never with Tom for the money. When it came time for the divorce, she just wanted it to be done quickly and with as little disruption to Suri's life as possible. Suri has always been Katie's number one priority and concern. During the divorce settlement talks Katie just wanted to make sure that she and her daughter would be taken care of from a financial standpoint."
Give them to Suri? Like Suri wants to wear used shit.
Tommy put a tracking device in every single one of those pieces of jewelry, so Katie should pawn half of them and then she should invite Lindsay Lohan over, so that crackburglar can steal the other half by shoving all those jewels up her cooch. Let those tracking devices lead Tommy straight up into LiLo's chocha. If that doesn't destroy him, I don't know what will.
And everything is right in the world. Suri is rich again and Katie has once again realized that her daughter is much too delicate to walk on the same ground that mortal peons walk on. Suri should ALWAYS be looking down at the world.
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Tom was extremely generous to Katie with lavish gifts during their marriage and she will be keeping millions of dollars of jewelry, Hermes handbags and other luxurious items. Tom gave Katie diamond earrings as a birthday gift one year that easily cost over $500k and he had custom design pieces made for her. Under terms of the divorce, Katie is keeping all of the jewelry, handbags, accessories, and designer clothing. handcrafted bracelets
I'm confused as to why so many seem to think she looks like Halle Berry in this picture. I don't see that at all.
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Submitted by Istillhavetime on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:09am.
This walking among the regular folk shtick is getting old. Seeing the look /scowels/frowns/beat a bitch pap down look on $uri constantly tells the real story. Any in-tune mother could see the child is frustrated and unhappy at the freakish attention amd yet katie,with that wonderful, "god I hate this" look on her face still goes out and does asinine,redundant,time killing moves from place to place. Why cant she live in a gated community in a house with a huge backyard,toys,trees,critters and show this child a real youth and spark the wonder of nature and self esteem they find while playing in a small stream? Dragging her shoe shopping or whatever the fuck that must be sooo important it just cant be done by an assistamt,so suri can stay home and practice writing her name in cursive like normal fucking kids..and katy with this "i did it for my daughter" shit...she seems to have started out right but then exposed who she really was also.
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Oh and on the whole giving jewelry back:.i gave back my engagment ring and earrings because it meant something,kinda like a cattle brand,or a tag on a cows ear. I was happy to wear it,proud even..when I told him I no longer wanted to marry him,i gave them back and he cried and cried,said they were for me. He snuck them back into my jewelry box and when I gave them back the 2nd time he said he hid them in my house because they dont belong to anyone else..other jewelry I kept because they were not worth much but he refused to take back.The real bling I have I bought myself....back to katy, she kept them and let it be known to use the sympathy card..like saying "look I may only be getting 33grand a month but dont hate tommy,he threw in some scraps too,my jewelry,thats worth alot so I will be o.k." But I wonder if the tax is higher on a gift of jewelry or cash outright?..u think they forgot about that? Helll noooo
This walking among the regular folk shtick is getting old. Seeing the look /scowels/frowns/beat a bitch pap down look on $uri constantly tells the real story. Any in-tune mother could see the child is frustrated and unhappy at the freakish attention amd yet katie,with that wonderful, "god I hate this" look on her face still goes out and does asinine,redundant,time killing moves from place to place. Why cant she live in a gated community in a house with a huge backyard,toys,trees,critters and show this child a real youth and spark the wonder of nature and self esteem they find while playing in a small stream? Dragging her shoe shopping or whatever the fuck that must be sooo important it just cant be done by an assistamt,so suri can stay home and practice writing her name in cursive like normal fucking kids..and katy with this "i did it for my daughter" shit...she seems to have started out right but then exposed who she really was also.
I stand up and applaud all you horz who have given back gifts. It's not always the thing to do, but when you are DONE with a BAD relationship it feels so right.
I gave back jooree I loved (well I loved it when I got it, gorgeous channel set rubies and round diamond heart necklace with matching earrings, yellow gold) and a diamond ring (not engagement) and other jooree and crap, some of which I am forgetting now. The only thing I didn't give back was a VCR. I smashed that to tiny bits. I didn't want anything from that toxic relationship in my life and I have never regretted it.
My friends (this was on Long Island - shallow, they were) were horrified. "Keep it! Sell it!" they said. A couple of friends not from L.I. understood though.
And spider3tattoo, you are my new hero. YOU BADASS!!:
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 4:22pm.
Submitted by agirl on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 3:58pm.
Dlisted ladies, have you ever returned gifts given to you by one of your mens?
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Gifts were kept and sold, engagement ring got dumped in the sewer drain in front of his cheating feet.
Those damn Children of The Corn boots. Now they're unzipped and slowly eating the hem of her jeans. Why? I wonder if suri's eyes glows red at midnight while she circles those boots in a trance at midnight. Can't anymore
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Submitted by blueangel on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 9:49pm.
Yeah, and considering she - NO DOUBT in my mind - received a huge payout for each year she was married to him, and it was probably stipulated in the contract that she wouldn't be allowed to get more if they divorced, I think this is all just her trying to spin herself as noble and non-gold-digging. In fact she was just a beard who got rich pretending to have a real marriage with a tiny gay dude and continues to receive $33K/month from him for the next 18 yrs.
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Katie had a career and was the most popular cast member of a very popular tv show. She'd starred in that movie April where she got great reviews.
I don't like to criticize women for being gold diggers while OLD geezers like Tom Cruise "BUY" young, very pretty women of childbearing age. Why should they get it all for free? She had his child which he made sure to splash on the covers of every magazine.
Tom is also a controlling freak of a dangerous cult. She put her life on hold to live a fake life with a gay man whose co-head of a homophobic cult .
$33 k is NOTHING compared to what Tom earned during their contract. He's a cheap skate who wanted the cover but doesn't want to pay. No, Katie did NOT
get a yearly pay out, but she sure earned one for putting up with that freak.
Also, isn't it still in the 80's in nyc? How do these people wear late fall/winter clothes and not melt? Are there air conditioners in their clothing??
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I agree with the post below. I dislike TC but I also view Katy as a gold-digging beard. If it weren't for him, she'd be working in a mall somewhere in Ohio making minimum wage.
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Yeah, and considering she - NO DOUBT in my mind - received a huge payout for each year she was married to him, and it was probably stipulated in the contract that she wouldn't be allowed to get more if they divorced, I think this is all just her trying to spin herself as noble and non-gold-digging. In fact she was just a beard who got rich pretending to have a real marriage with a tiny gay dude and continues to receive $33K/month from him for the next 18 yrs.
I wouldn't want the jewellery my father gave my mom, except to sell it.
Anyway; The people on DM are always whining that the baaaad baaaad paps are following poooor poooor Katie and even poorer Suri (on that I agree) around...
Either a friend took this pics and sold them to the papers or they knew the pap was there and Suri was told how to behave.
Don't tell me that both of Suris parents, especially Katie aren't selling her for publicity.
Oh, and regarding the topic of should a scorned woman give back jewelry when a relationship goes bad...HELL NO! Sell that shit immediately and put it in the bank for a rainy day!
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I must say Katie looks very good in that picture. Can they make that a cut out and use it instead of her? That way she can in two places at once as its obvious Suri needs a full time carrier and go and fetch it girl.
Damn double posting
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 7:11pm.
Well, she's not 14, so putting it all in a shoebox and burning it is out of the question.
LOL. (Do diamonds even burn?)
Speaking of 14, that's how old the mom of always-troubled Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant was when she had him. Explains a lot.
I'm sure Katie and Suri will be just fine. There's more money beyond the jewelry and $33 k a month. I'm sure there is some kind of hush money involved. I don't believe for a second that two people this famous and wealthy could just walk away without any problems. This divorce has been way too amicable. Either Tom is not the father of Suri, or Katie saw and learned things during the marriage that she shouldn't have, or both. Something in the milk ain't clean. Tom Cruise would never let a biological child of his go that easily.
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Well, she's not 14, so putting it all in a shoebox and burning it is out of the question. I doubt he's sending back all the stuff she bought him.
There's nothing unusual about this...they were gifts during the marriage and since she didn't do anything terribly wrong to him she should keep them.
Submitted by elmo533 on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 5:09pm.
Why is everyone saying she's getting ONLY $33,000 a month? Not only is that about what most people make in a year, but Tom's paying all Suri's expenses; health and dental insurance, schooling, travel. She didn't get a huge pay out like most of the Hollywhores but that is still a lot of money.
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Yeah, and considering she - NO DOUBT in my mind - received a huge payout for each year she was married to him, and it was probably stipulated in the contract that she wouldn't be allowed to get more if they divorced, I think this is all just her trying to spin herself as noble and non-gold-digging. In fact she was just a beard who got rich pretending to have a real marriage with a tiny gay dude and continues to receive $33K/month from him for the next 18 yrs.
Kinda like that she didn't bother with alimony since she has her own money. Over quickly and without incident, TommyGirl couldn't argue with that.
Besides what would he do with her clothes, handbags and jewels? Err... strike that question... hahaha
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Submitted by bridgjones on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 6:09pm.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 6:06pm.
Yeah, the little elf is just being a bitch. That's the story here.
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Ahahahahahaha! ;-)
I remember once when I had broken up with an ex he came asking back for the ring he had given me. It was wasn't an engagement ring or anything of a sorts. It was a blue topaz and diamond ring set in yellow gold. His gall of asking back for the ring I found quite appalling because I believe that a gift is a gift and once given it can't be taken back. Well unfortunately for him it was night time, and even so the grass on the lawn was high. I took that ring off flung it into the night sky and watched it land somewhere in the grass and then I told him to go fetch. I then closed the door. Whether he found it or not I don't know and neither do I care.
That sounds right: gifts are gifts, no matter when given, so the recipient gets to keep them. Stuff you buy for the marital estate (like love seats) has to be split up (the deets depending on state and prenup).
Apparently so generous he even gave her Halle Berry's hide. And the hell with 'em, she's gonna keep it!
Submitted by saltydog88 on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 6:06pm.
Yeah, the little elf is just being a bitch. That's the story here.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 5:25pm.
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My original post was specifically referring to the date a ring is given. Of course, everything depends on the state you are in and the judge you get. In my state, I can legally keep an engagement ring from a broken engagement no matter what. If my ex had given me a ring and I later ended it for the reasons I ended it, I would definitely keep it! Then again, he stole my money, broke my computer, and stole my dog. If we had ended on more amicable terms, I would have returned it. But I wouldn't have to.
Yeppers. I told him "Pack your shit, what you leave is MINE." He left a lot of shit. I guess since I packed for him, he left all the good stuff. He just picked up his bags and took his two pump chump self to some old hag that felt good to say she had a younger man. Boy, did that blow up in her face. Sigh. Memories.
Fucker did drain my bank account before he left to take out some whore who looked just like me. I got it back though. I took his cards at work and swiped my way to zero.
It's weird that it says he "let her keep them" I thought the spouse who was given an marital gift always got to keep it, regardless of pre-nups and such.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 4:33pm.
Then KStew got caught letting a director lick all over her unwashed self, and everyone forgot about poor Tammy and Katie.
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Submitted by KA on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 5:25pm.
fuck no i never gave anything back! you give it to me, its mine. its not on loan and i dont make exceptions like "well if we break up this is no longer mine" fuck that! the only way i would feel bad about it is if husband and i didnt work out (kein ayin hora) and i still had grandmas diamonds.
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This. I might make an exception for a ring though, because there's so much symbolism involved. I don't think I'd *want* to keep around a reminder of an ex like that, anyway. But all other gifts are fair game for the keeping; Miss Manners sez, once given, the gift belongs to the recipient and is his/hers to do with as they please.
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he seems like the kind of hick that would shop at Zale's. She better get everything reappraised 'cause those estimates are obviously coming from his publicist's ass and not a real jeweler.
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 5:13pm.
Haha, thanks. I'm not normally so vindictive, but the ho was with him (they just came out of a hotel in front of me). He deserved it, it was that or kick him in the balls. Should have done that too, come to think of it. ;-)
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The ring in the sewer probably hurt more than the kick in the balls would have. Considering the circumstance, this was a flawless execution.
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fuck no i never gave anything back! you give it to me, its mine. its not on loan and i dont make exceptions like "well if we break up this is no longer mine" fuck that! the only way i would feel bad about it is if husband and i didnt work out (kein ayin hora) and i still had grandmas diamonds.
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@ girl,
I didn't get into the details of when the ring was given. It seems to me something like that would be a he said/she said situation where she considers it a gift because of the day and he considers it a gift commemorating the situation. If it were me judging, I'd consider the situation (the proposal) having priority over the occasion (holiday, birthday.) He can easily say he chose the occasion to make it memorable for her. Accepting a proposal means you agree to move towards a union, if she calls it off she breaks the agreement. She gotta give it back.
@ bourgie,
I know as many guys who don't do that as I know guys that do. Some guys roll like that and it's accepted and to a certain mindset it's expected. I'm not talking about flowers, cards or little doodads, nothing wrong with that. Giving jewelry to somebody you haven't spent a reasonable amount of time getting to know if there's something long term there? Noooooooo. Then again I'm from a different generation too.
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Wowsville what a cool pic of Katie. The placement of that earring-end is total perfection.
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If anyone would like to give me jewelry or cash (prefer cash) please feel free. I'll return it after we break up, I promise. This offer is for males and females or even confused tranny types.
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I would NEVER return a gift. Beside the point that I abhor jewelry and never wear any it, it just seems insincere to give a gift and expect it back. Katie wasn't being nice, she's keepin it real.
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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 5:13pm.
Haha, thanks. I'm not normally so vindictive, but the ho was with him (they just came out of a hotel in front of me). He deserved it, it was that or kick him in the balls. Should have done that too, come to think of it. ;-)
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 5:04pm
Ahaha!!
*clutches pearls*
*wipes hand on sheet*
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 4:22pm.
Submitted by agirl on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 3:58pm.
Dlisted ladies, have you ever returned gifts given to you by one of your mens?
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Gifts were kept and sold, engagement ring got dumped in the sewer drain in front of his cheating feet.
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That was one gangster move. Bravo!
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Submitted by elmo533 on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 5:09pm.
Also, if one were to believe the gossip about it being a contract marriage...it was said she received lump sums for each year and for having a child...
/shrug
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 5:04pm
Ahaha!!
*clutches pearls*
*wipes hand on sheet*
Why is everyone saying she's getting ONLY $33,000 a month? Not only is that about what most people make in a year, but Tom's paying all Suri's expenses; health and dental insurance, schooling, travel. She didn't get a huge pay out like most of the Hollywhores but that is still a lot of money.
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The only thing this "story" does is make Tom look like an even bigger douche. Gifts are GIFTS, not loans. Don't give your wife expensive shit, then act magnanimous that she gets to keep it. Tommy Girl has so much $$$, I doubt he really misses any of it he spent on Katie.
I thought she kinda looked like Kiera Knightly at first glance.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 4:15pm.
Submitted by bourgie on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 4:09pm.
Men are different creatures, they part with their wallets to show their love. Even if you realize that you are a lesbian during the relationship, never mind. Because when he leaves (and they always do) you have assets you can work with that's practically like a bank account.
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I think she meant appliances, Jacko :p
The only gift I ever returned was a handful of Jolly Ranchers this old fart left on my desk one day. I was 19 years old, in college, and this late/middle aged lifelong student was trying to woo me all summer. He gave me books and yes, Jolly Ranchers, after I said that was my favorite candy. It was too generous a gift, yet I had to give it back to him with a pinched face. He acted soooo offended. Later I found out dude was married the whole time, ha.