Tuesday, August 28th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 27th!
In the Chinese translation of Cinderella, the coach was made from a blumpkin. - OurMissC
Runners-up:
And now you don't need to wear diapers on that long ride to stalk your ex's new piece. - daisy100
Jesse James' latest creation was built to symbolize his career and reputation. - perky
If you're a vegetarian, it never runs out of gas. - Sweetas
It's black, white, and so full of shit it barely fits into the room. Looks like Kim and Kanye finally leaked that sex tape. - klisted
via Metro


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All of these captions are fuckin funny but the blumpkin one ........ lololol
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
Great craptions everybody! L to the OL!.
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*drives in*
How am I gonna fit all you hot bitches on mah bike?
Guess we"ll have to take mah clown car to celebrate your awesomeness!!!!!!!
*honks off.*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
No need to wear diapers on the interstate journey to stalk your ex.
Wow, easily my favorite caption of the year! Well done, OurMissC!
Big congrats to the winners! Blumpkin? bwahahahahah
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Whoohoo, Dlisted finest!!!!!!
Congrats to OurMissC, daisy100, perky, Sweetas and klisted!
♥♥♥ Congrat Winners !!! ♥♥♥
Sweetas and MissC *Boiiing* Congroots all y'all winnahz!
Our Miss C, a classic! Congrats all!
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YAY and congrats OurMissC♥, daisy♥, perky♥ and klisted!!! lmfao @ "sweaty ass" *sits on perky's lap and wiggles*
@Snowy - mine was your favorite huh??? ;p xoxoxo
hahaha perky! pinches snowy's other butt cheek xoxoxo
[Pinches snowy's butt] haaaaaaaay!!!
Daisy, I held off googling it, but Howard Stern used to talk about them so I assumed it was ick nast. Lol!! See what you've done MissC?? [waves at klisted, daisy, MissC and sweaty ass!!!]
Ewww miss c, I had to google blumpkin, lmao!
Congrats to you, perky, sweetas and klisted! Thank you Mk!!!
alll my ladies! XOXOXOXOXOXO CONGRATS!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Yay for us! Congrats daisy, p♥rky, Sw♥♥tas and klisted! Thanks MK!
"There are some broke down people out there." - Mama June
I gotta stop doing these off my BB cause I can't see shit on it, I thought there was a passenger seat on this LMAO!
Brilliant as usual, OurMissC! congrats to today's winning sluts.
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
Hahahahaha! Congrats yall!
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
congrats funny bitches!!
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kim Kardassian's making BIKES now?!
The solution when you just can't take someone's shit anymore.
Leah's American husband made some adjustments to accommodate her bad driving........"oh SHIT that was a stop sign"..."oh SHIT I almost hit that van"...."oh SHIT....."
Love,
Mabel
Enjoy the go!
East Thailand Hoppers
Vibrating mobile bidet rocks my world. You will never live in my world bitch.
Hoveround is tossing its hat into the hybrid market by introducing a new scooter that runs on natural gas!
That ride is the shit!
Kristie Yamaguchi's overactive bowels make up for her lazy eye.
What's interesting is that south of the equator, it runs backwards.
It goes when you really gotta go.
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It's a Yamahahahahahahahahaha!
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I got two tickets to paradise! Why don't you climb aboard and we'll leave tonight?
-sure she got the lyrics wrong, but her heart was in the right place.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
It's black, white, and so full of shit it barely fits into the room. Looks like Kim and Kanye finally leaked that sex tape.
Sure it looks like fun, but wait til she wipes out.
That is seriously some cool shit. Oh and the motorcycle, its pretty nice shit too.
Ahahaha!! SO many good ones!! "Lucy Loo" lmfao
"Chinks's so good at makin' cars n' things, 'ey gets 40 miles per the gallon on one single, solitary dump," said Megan Lochte.
Um, this isn't what I had in mind when I asked for AAA to come and flush my radiator....
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
At this very moment, Lucy Lui realized her career had gone down the toilet.
Ann Curry won't have to find a place to stash her shit while rushing to interviews.
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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm
You know there are rest stops.
Bai Ling's solo art exhibition entitled "My Career."
This year, PDoody's party was a strictly black and white Thai affair.
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From the makers of TOTO the toilet that almost does everything for you comes YOKO the toilet that let's you IMAGINE the freedom of the open road .
Say what you will, that bikes the shit!
And we are all heartbroken to find out that aliens do not visit earth in supersonic craft but something far more ergonomic and fuel efficient .