Monday, August 27th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Paul Reubens (60)
Alexa Vega (24)
Mario (26)
Aaron Paul (33)
Mase (35)
Sarah Chalke (36)
Jonny Moseley (37)
Felix da Housecat (41)
Cesar Milan (43)
Chandra Wilson (43)
Bobo of Cypress Hill (44)
Yolanda Adams (51)
Tom Ford (51)
Downtown Julie Brown (53)
Diana Scarwid (57)
Peter Stormare (59)
Barbara Bach (65)
Tuesday Weld (69)
Daryl Dragon (The Captain from Captain & Tennille) (70)

Posted by: Michael K


Uptown James's picture

I miss PeeWee. I used to watch it every Saturday morning before I got out of bed. Happy Bidet, PeeWee!
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."

soulks's picture

G'Evning DListers! HB to such a good birfday list :) Tuesday, Barbara, Downtown Julie Brown, Yolanda,

and to all born today!

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Monday, August 27th 2012
Birthday Sluts

Paul Reubens (60)
Alexa Vega (24)
Mario (26)
Aaron Paul (33)
Mase (35)
Sarah Chalke (36)
Jonny Moseley (37)
Felix da Housecat (41)
Cesar Milan (43)
Chandra Wilson (43)
Bobo of Cypress Hill (44)
Yolanda Adams (51)
Tom Ford (51)
Downtown Julie Brown (53)
Diana Scarwid (57)
Peter Stormare (59)
Barbara Bach (65)
Tuesday Weld (69)
Daryl Dragon (The Captain from Captain & Tennille) (70

D.R.'s picture

Happy birthday Felix, Tuesday and all the people.

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz

Happy Birthday to my husband Tom Ford!!!!!! I can't believe we've made it past the 10 year anniversary of our fake relationship!!!!

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Submitted by Breaking Bad on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 5:36pm.

Thank you! :) How did you feel about last night's episode?!?

Breaking Bad's picture

..
apoligizes to all DListers for my grammar & spelling ~ I've found a beer that must be known, as it gives me an extra happy moment as the brand is "Raging Bitch",& sadly I assume this store's clerk most likely has suggested a photo of my face to improve sales or something or another , ...we'll see.
but wanted to respond to LUCIFER SAMS as I read this site and she just knows *what to say* and with 1 Short Sentence, conveys so much - thank you!
I just love Aaron Paul. Def Lightyears of ahead... < I wonder if youtube has Jimmy Kimmel short interview I saw 1-2 weeks also, now Aaron Paul rocks the bald. He def. deserves the Emmy this year, wishing him the best!

And a FU I'm sorry but to Cesar Milan - as I got from one episode that laying my dog down on its' side was just a 'rugular pracitced command' -- no, I"ve learned it is a Last Resort if my dog is behaving out of control ..boo to you for this, otherwise, I'm sure you've helped a lot with other commands,etc.

Breaking Bad's picture

Happy Birthday Aaron Paul ... awesome acting on BBad ~ yes you deservet that emmy. And I liked him in a suit on last week <?>episode of Jimmu Kimmel. He truly seemed so gracious to the audience. Yo MAGNETS BITCH !

@Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 11:37am.
Happy Birthday Aaron Paul, you are light-years ahead of your peers in acting. xxxxx

❝ Success is like being pregnant, everyone congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were fu**ed. ❞

WinterOwl22's picture

Happy birthday Paul Pee-Wee Herman Ruebens!

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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!

Foxxy Brown's picture

i am now going to get up and do the Pee Wee Herman dance across my office

HB Mr. Ruebens, DirtyWhoreMouth and the whole list

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

loopygorilla's picture

i bet pee wee herman has a huge cock.

Get Serious's picture

It's P.W. Herman!

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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer

JessicaGiovanna's picture

I can't believe PeeWee's 60, wow. I listened to an interview of his on NPR a couple of years ago; he's a very interesting man, quite intelligent.

M.E.'s picture

Happy Barfday DWM!

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 1:09pm.
HB DWM. Enjoy an adult, sophisticated beverage. Or two...
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I had entirely too many of those this weekend. I'm off the sauce for awhile (at least til friday)
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How can a man be a mom?

*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 1:14pm.
Happy Birthday, DWM, or rather, Happy Birthday to me, right?
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Yes... you alt.
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How can a man be a mom?

*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Happy Birthday all the beautiful Virgos!

pixxxie's picture

peeweeeeeeeeeeeeee. hb!! everytime i flip through the channels and see jon cryer on 2 1/2 men i think of peewee

Bjork You's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 1:18pm.

LOL, thanks bam...

blow me, bjork.

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I will, as soon as I look it up.

Bjork You's picture

Happy Birthday, Peter Stomare!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1K78yhZDCc

Vern's picture

Yay dwm!!!!!!!

hAPPY cLappy!!!

*passes out condoms and party hats while DWM just passes out*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Bjork You's picture

Happy Birthday, Christina!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqM1ttqNA9k

jack-n-the-hat's picture

LOL, thanks bam...

blow me, bjork.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers

bambam's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:33pm.

*googles capricious and tempestuous*
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capricious, tempestuous translates to "hot monkey fightin' and lovin' between two people batshit crazy for each other."

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Bjork You's picture

Happy Birthday, DWM, or rather, Happy Birthday to me, right?

Hey YO, Bitches, It's Aaron Paul's Birthday today

Happy Birthday to Dirty Whore Mouth. Keep tallkin' dirty

HB to Tom Ford. Cause every girl (boy) is crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.

Bjork You's picture

You had to google those words?

Dion flowerboy's picture

HB DWM. Enjoy an adult, sophisticated beverage. Or two...
Love will keep us together...alright, DD.

Sweetas's picture

Happy bidet DWM!!!!!

Lucifer_Sam's picture

lol jack ;o)

mefunigirl's picture

Happy Birthday DWM!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz

jack-n-the-hat's picture

*googles capricious and tempestuous*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Bigbendy: Lucy my dear, I fear we share the taste in men. I have to admit I like a big forehead, much better than an ape head hair line. I think I love you, what say you?

I say I love you too, my dear Bendy, and let ours be a capricious and tempestuous affair of the heart that blossoms and withers and blossoms again as hill flowers do.

Bigbendy's picture

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 11:37am.
Happy Birthday Aaron Paul, you are light-years ahead of your peers in acting. Happy Birthday Tom Ford you suave, sexy motherfucker and the biggest forehead I've ever seen!
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Lucy my dear, I fear we share the taste in men. I have to admit I like a big forehead, much better than an ape head hair line. I think I love you, what say you?

Bigbendy's picture

Happy Birthday Dirty Whore Mouth. You are a lucky whore to share it with the handsome Tom Ford.......the man is a god.

snowpiece's picture

Happy Bithday to DWM ♥♥♥

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DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 11:39am.
@ DirtyWhoreMouth

Happy birthday, ma cher mademoiselle! ♥ I chose today to say something mean about Virgos, but because of you I WON'T. ;o)

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I appreciate your restraint. haha
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How can a man be a mom?

*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-

Kizzy's picture

HB DWM!!

What has "Downtown Julie Brown" done since AGES ago MTV?

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Thank you all! I'm still drunk and I don't like it

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How can a man be a mom?

*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-

Whamo's picture

Happy Bday DWM, ya sexy slut ya, all the best..and make sure you git some today:)

Puppy Love's picture

HB to Peter Stormare, one of the coolest actors ever!!

Lucifer_Sam's picture

@ DirtyWhoreMouth

Happy birthday, ma cher mademoiselle! ♥ I chose today to say something mean about Virgos, but because of you I WON'T. ;o)

Deb's picture

HB Paul Reubens, Caesar Milan, Alex Lifeson, and DWM!

Exhibit Q! A pen I bought just before my bike was stolen! What's the significance? I DON'T KNOW!!!!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Happy Birthday Aaron Paul, you are light-years ahead of your peers in acting. Happy Birthday Tom Ford you suave, sexy motherfucker and the biggest forehead I've ever seen!

dorian_graye's picture

PEEEEE-WEEEEE!!!!

"Au revoir, Pee Wee"
"Au revoir. Simone!"

little_rascal's picture

Happy birthday to our awesome girl DirtyWhoreMouth! ♥ ♥ ♥

bitchSpray's picture

HB, tom ford! you're hot!

HB Tuesday Weld!

She was my girl crush when I watched reruns of Dobie Gillis. What? She was hot!

beakers bitch's picture

Happy birthday, DWM, you hot fucking slut!!