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The amazing plasma globe that boggled minds in the late 80s and early 90s!

A visit to Spencer’s Gifts in the mall wasn’t complete for my early 90s self until I spent a good minute getting hypnotized by the plasma globe. You’d put your finger on the globe and all those things that look like electrified pink sperm fishes with extra long tails would come at it. There was always a line to play with that shit and some sucio motherfucker would always ruin it for everyone by putting his tongue on it and that sucio motherfucker may or may not have been me.

The plasma lamp was first invented by Nikolas Tesla for studying high voltage stuff and the one we all played with in the 90s was designed by Bill Parker. You can still buy one at Spencer’s, Sharper Image and other fine stores that only sell the most useful products.

You know, the people who make this shit should take it to the next level by coming out with plasma globe anal beads and plasma dildos. Scientologists are placing their pre-orders now.