QOTD: The Older Members Of OctoMom's Child Army Know About This
Officers from Child Protective Services who visit OctoMom's future house of bad decisions, wherever that may be, might be wondering why Octo's 11-year-old son stands in the corner with frozen eyes and a Magic Eraser in his hand that he uses to scrub the dark-sided images from his head. This is why. Octo tells Celebuzz (via Crushable) that she is completely honest with all fifty million of her kids and the older ones knows about her fap porn debut. I doubt they know that she hugged her clit with her fingers until her eyes rolled back, but they do sort of know that the piece of Wonder Bread they're eating was bought with money she made from fucking her own body on camera. Octo puts it like this:
“I raise them in total honesty, so they’ll never have any resentment or harbor resentment when they grow up. They do [know] to a certain degree. They do not know the total details, but I raise them in total honesty.
They’re totally desensitized…our experiences allowed all of us to pull out strengths we didn’t know we possess.”
Octo truly is operating on a different frequency than the sane. Total honesty? I'm not a parent and I know that you're not supposed to fill your children's ears with the truth all the time. That's just crazy bitch talk. If the world becomes an even more fucked up place by me becoming somebody's dad, I'm so not going to tell them the truth. I'm going to lie to them all the time. It's the best thing for everyone. "No, kid, I wasn't drinking drunk juice while watching you and your little friends play in the park. It was grape juice and it was unsweetened, which is why I didn't give you any. I don't know why your friends told you that. They must have a disease that makes them lie all the time! I forbid you to see them anymore! Not really, but I've always wanted to say that." "No, kid, I can't buy you that candy. Did you know that every time a parent gives into their kid's whines and buys them a candy at the checkout lane, a kitten gets diabetes?"
The only thing I won't lie to my kid bout is the Santa thing. I won't let some fake bitch get all the credit for me standing in a long ass line with a bunch of assholes at KMart on December 24th to buy some dumb toy.
That being said, it was good of Octo to tell her kids. When they go on the Internet and Google "How can I get a pack of wolves to adopt me?", they'll eventually somehow run into their mom's self-fuck video. They're going to find out anyway.
And when Octo tells her kids about her ear-murdering song, they'll each respond by doing this:
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Here's two consecutive postings that speak VOLUMES about America's decline. One mentions that a true American hero, Neil Armstrong, has died. The other one tells us that Octomom still exists.
That little kid did what we all want to do, slap her and call her a bitch. Thankyouverymuch little one.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
as long as these kids are with nutbag octomom, they will never have a fighting chance...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
She needs to raise those kids on an Amish farm in PA. Those kids would never be without something to do. FEED THE DAMN CHICKENS!
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I can respect her decision to be honest to her kids about her porn movies, since there are many hypocritical politicians, who pretend they are moral Christians. I think she is mental, though, and that could create trouble for her 14 kids...
As a Mom, I can't criticize the way she is raising her kids. I wouldn't want anyone telling me what to do with mine. None of us are perfect and have all made mistakes as parents. I'm sure she realizes she made a stupid decision by having more kids, and is probably not proud of herself (or maybe she is, I don't know). But as long as her kids are happy and not being abused physically or mentally or being denied basic human necessities, none of us really have the right to mock the way she's bringing them up. It's just mean.
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I've seen cuttlefish, field mice and *male* sea horses that are better parents than this nutter. I don't want to pick on the great state of California, but why the HELL aren't their child protective services doing something about this?
pushy broad -- hey, hon! Thanks for checking on me. I've got the name of one, I'm going to ask the doc about it. I still feel weak today, but I just feel so glad that I'm seeing the doctor tomorrow. He's one of the top gastroenterologists in Chicago so I'm in good hands.
oh god, another mother who can't set boundaries and treats her children like her little girlfriends. they would be better off raised by wolves.
the wolf mother that raised romilus and remus would do a better job than this bitch.
Sweet fucking jesus, someone euthanize this queefing cuntslag. Never want to see or hear from its gaping cram hole again. She has no idea how to be human, never mind a mother. Apes would do a better job raising these kids, who are just fucked from the get-go.
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Time outs do not work at this early of an age. What happens is YOU are in time out. Slap his hand HARD. Let him know how unpleasant being hit feels and that there will be an unpleasant consequence to poor social behavior. Then when he's a bit older a simple detention from play will work well but he will always remember "my mom will go "there" with me if she has to.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 11:16pm
Morning Twatty. Hope you feel better today.
Forgot to mention, My doctor gave me a prescription for an anti nausea drug. It's a pretty potent drug but works. I'd take it right along with the antibiotic. I think it's one of the drugs used for people getting chemo.
It is contipating though. Maybe ask your pharmacist friend about it.
"They’re totally desensitized."
One of the few honest truths to escape Suleman's delusional pie hole.
"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
UGGG, I'll never get that googley-eyed octogasm fap pic out of my head!!
Also, pissin myself @assholes at Kmart =))
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
I'm a pretty indifferent bitch to the plight of others, but I feel a chill down my spine for those kids. So not funny how much they are F-U-C-K-E-D!
Octo-cunt
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 11:16pm.
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Twatty, you're much better informed and prepared than most if you have a good friend you can consult before going to the doctor ;)
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Muff, (sorry, I like the address of 'muff' better than 'twat', i got issues), I hadn't read back enough, apologies for that, but passing on strength and a glass of p.noir to you whatever you are going through. Can't read back but in bits here and there cause homeboy here and i are disagreeing about shit and shit's all stressful, fk all our lives. No really, passing support to you. /reads back
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“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” —Carl Sagan (RIP C.Hitchens, Winehouse, Houston, MCA, Dillon, Armstrong) *caprica six was/is here*
BaconSlut -- thanks, hon. Also, one of my friends is a pharmacist so I call her when I have problems; she's been helping me in looking for some information so I'm prepared when I go to the doctor on Monday.
Vern -- surprisingly, I don't have any celiac issues; I've been tested for that. Thanks, though.
Good luck Twatty! Snyders makes really good gluten-free pretzels that help settle my stomach when I have an "episode" maybe they will help you. OXOXOX
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
HAHAHAHA Sal!
Imagine needing advice from the Duggars??????
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
@Twatty
Be sure to take advantage of your pharmy if you need to get further relief from your symptoms before Monday. They are often of greater help than docs when it comes to interactions and such. I generally call two or three before making a decision.
Feel better soon! :)
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 9:52pm.
Why didn't OctoCunt write a book? I would read that.
See, I think she just wants to be a sex object. She enjoys that. She doesn't want to do legit work.
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I agree. She had choices. I might be wrong about this, but didn't the Duggars try to reach out to her and give her advice or something?
pushy broad, Within, spider, GG & Vern -- thanks for the concern & ideas. I'm going to have some chamomile tea tonight and just keep the diet mild this weekend. I'm going to hold off making any changes in my diet until I see my gastroenterologist on Monday; I practically had to blow someone to get an emergency appointment with him (my appointment was originally 5 weeks off). The pain I've been experiencing with this IBS is excruciating.
@ Twatty- peepermint (typo & it stays) tea or cinnamon are also good for tummy issues.
@ C6- right on with the PTSD analogy! How does she not understand that a child has to be in a totally fucked up situation to become "desensitized" which, far as I know isn't the goal of parenting.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Aww Twatty. I'm sorry...I can take just about anything except stomach issues. I've also heard ginger works well, like Bacon said.
I hope you feel better soon. ;-)
@Twaty
Try some ginger tea or candied ginger if you are able to. Good stuff for the tummy.
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Nite pusybroad!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 10:22pm
I'm off for the night. My arms are around you Twatty. They truly are.
(((Hugs Twatty!))) Dang those meds that work for one thing but make you sicker too! ;/
OnT: Nothing Octo says makes any sense.
ETA: sp.
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She says, "They're totally desensitized" like that's a good thing!
Gosh, all you guys are so sweet! Within, I can't take probiotics because of my IBS; that's what I've been sick with since yesterday, it's just killing me.
Twatty, or just a hot dirty shag! :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@ Twatty
Hope you start feeling better soon. You've got get your strength up because you never know when Meloni will come by to whisk you away for a romantic rendezvous. ;-)
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 10:03pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 10:04pm
I'm so touched, I could cry. Thank you. A real pick me up you two.
Probably could draw up an ounce of empathy for this bitch had she just adopted out the majority of her last birthing.
Twatty, did the pharmacist offer you probiotics at all? Mine said they really help settle the tummy when you take antibiotics. Hope you feel better soon Twatty!
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You can do it pushybroad! I have faith...because the older we get we have to stay healthy or things start to go terribly wrong and become painful or hard to treat.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 10:00pm.
Thanks for your kind words. ;-) Don't give up! You can walk around inside your house in the air conditioning too! ;-)
sensitive to drug side effects -- getting old is a bitch, ya know?
Man, that it the truth. Whenever I have to go on any antibiotic now, I get a panic attack. The nausea, vomiting, shakes, diarea on and on. I know all about emergency rooms. I feel for you sweetie. A blessing and curse.
and some people---doesn't even faze them. The shits!
Poor Twatty, I hope you're feeling better. Glad it wasn't a more serious reaction.
Hope your Herp clears up! *runs out of thread*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 9:51pm
Spidey, your aunt is a lucky lady to have you.
My daughter when she visits also tries to push me.
It's so hard when you have been a lifelong
non exercising person that up till 15 years ago could eat anything and it's 110 degrees outside. But she keeps trying and I'll keeep trying. Lucky Aunt:)
Submitted by CuriouserAndCur... on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 9:56pm.
I guess she has to tell them something, because you can guarantee some little asshole at school will be taunting them about it, but I would never want to describe my child as "desensitized", that's horrible. :(
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And what does that even mean? Does she have porn playing 24/7 in her house, so it's no big deal to a 16 yr old, much less the babies?
Someone please get these children and take them to homes that will actually benefit them...
pushy broad -- thanks, hon! The antibiotic I'm on is long-term (long story) and makes me extremely nauseous. I learned that I have to take it with food and learned the hard way when I landed up in urgent care with extreme nausea & vomitting several weeks ago. All of that could have been avoid had the pharmacy at Wally World put a label on the medication saying to take with food. I also find that as I've gotten older I'm much more sensitive to drug side effects -- getting old is a bitch, ya know?
I guess she has to tell them something, because you can guarantee some little asshole at school will be taunting them about it, but I would never want to describe my child as "desensitized", that's horrible. :(
The dead carp "O" face...so frightening yet I cant look away!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hekki -- I don't even know if the kid obesity thing is even socio-economic. My friend's neighbors live very well, beautiful house, great income, the parents are just lazy. The kids get fatter by the day. They only eat at McDonald's, Sonic, Starbucks, places like that. They're not encouraged to engage in any activities and the kids look like miniature sumo wrestlers. But yeah, there rare lots of fat kids at Walmart, LOL!
Why didn't OctoCunt write a book? I would read that.
See, I think she just wants to be a sex object. She enjoys that. She doesn't want to do legit work.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 9:44pm.
Yeah I agree, I was just trying to get her to realize that she didn't need to be a hard-body type (or wanna-be) or be able to get to a gym, to exercise a bit. Others in my family as well...but her health issues, I basically just bulldozed her into walking with me, and if it helps her lose a few pounds and gain some lung capacity and muscle tone, then I'll be a bully, lol.
She's good about walking now, and we got one of her neighbors to join in too, so now they walk together every evening, which has helped her a lot.
@ DD
I totally agree about the children, even if it's a genetic thing, they need to eat right and exercise.