Open Post: Hosted By Miley Looking A 90s Mess

August 24, 2012 / Posted by:

Here’s Miley Cyrus being a mess in the East Village yesterday and showing us what it would look like if Dennis the Menace grew up in the 90s, got addicted to smoking meth and decided that Madge’s character from Who’s That Girl is his spirit animal. The cracked out, mangy, rabid squirrels in Tompkins Square Park don’t look as cracked out, mangy or as rabid as this hillbilly squirrel does, and they have an actual excuse: they’re literally on crack.

On a positive note, you should put all your old Hypercolor tank tops, flower print Docs, stirrup pants, butterfly clips and Button Your Fly” sweatshirts on eBay, because Miley’s ass will buy everything.

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